oh, i hope some day i’ll make it OUT of here. even if it takes one night or a H U N D R E D years. need a place to h i d e but i can’t FIND one here. isn’t it lovely, all ALONE? HEART made of g l a s s, my mind of stone. T E A R me to pieces, SKIN to b o n e. hello, welcome HOME.
𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄 : any shirtless pic with a ‘ u up ‘ is a thirst trap .
𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄 : but i’ll bite – uhm , have you tried five , writhe ? idk , i’m REALLY bad at this .
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : writhe ?? 😳😳😳
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : i think i just got blown out of the fuckin water at the thirst trap olympics , god damn
𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 : new phone , who dis 🙃
𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 : do i look like dr. seuss to u ?
𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 : ……. dive , hive , thrive , strive , five ? why tho ? are you trynna write a verse or something ? new rap god ?
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : the stud who sits 3 seats behind u in remedial english
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : this is a lose - lose answer for me , nice try 🤡
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : thrive ??? im entirely unfamiliar w the concept 😳 im helping austin write a song for the love of his life 🥰🥰🥰
her eyes narrowed at the realization of who she’d just spoken to . despite the convivial nature required of her role and her natural charisma , jacinda wished with every fiber in her being that she’d just kept her mouth shut . if so , she could’ve walked right past foster and gone on with her day in a much better mood than she was in now . the femme made a show of rolling her eyes at him as he spoke , her distaste for the male more apparent than ever . “ aren’t you banned from showing your face near here ? ” she scowled with a slight stretch of the truth , gesturing back behind her to the field as she grabbed her cropped lettered sweater to throw over her physique .
𝐅𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 𝐀 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 at the way that any emotion other than clear ANNOYANCE slips off of jacinda’s visage at the site of him. and he does good, he really does-- for a whopping thirty seconds until the revered president mentions the aforementioned ban that had the ill-fated university in the local news papers for weeks and for all of the wrong reasons. he knows that that isn’t what she cares about, though, even as he takes a spin on the heel of his battered vans to face the stadium that he once would’ve considered home. he isn’t sure that he misses it-- or, honestly, that he’s given himself the opportunity to. it’s wasted energy. ‘ just in the same way that all of those parking tickets you’ve accrued say you’re banned from making your own parking spot, ’ he pauses to shrug, ‘ let’s not pretend you don’t enjoy breaking the rules. ’
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : u up ?
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : don’t block me , it’s not a thirst trap ...................... for once 🤪
𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 : literally what fuckin word in the english dictionary rhymes with ‘ drive ’ ??? 😡😡
dressed in a simple black nike sports bra and running shorts , jacinda noticed someone approaching her as she reached the end of her run around the track . her chest heaved as she caught her breath , melanin glistening with a thin layer of perspiration as she wiped her forehead with the back of her hand . “ if this is about the shit show over at biscayne view , there’s nothing i can do about it and i’ve already voiced grievances to the administration , ” the student body president prefaced between large gulps of water , anticipating the conversation that so many had already approached her about in the last forty - eight hours .
‘ 𝐀𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐒 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐗 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒, ’ foster begins, speaking with about as much sincerity as a fucking rock. it’s half a miracle in and of itself that he’s anywhere remotely NEAR some of the more academic buildings on campus rather than the scholastic environment just oozing from kappa’s basement. it’s compounded by the fact that he’s also managed to magically procure the backpack he distinctly recalls losing the second day of freshman year, but nothing’s worse than the little book he’s got perched between his fingers -- its purpose unmistakable. ‘ i was just asking if you had a second to talk about our lord and savior, jesus christ. ’
' 𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐗-𝐘, ' 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐃, 𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐍 of the local denny’s waitress with a bad vaping habit -- or, at least, that’s how foster sounds when imitating the sorority girl he’d just swept austin away from with an arm around broad shoulders. ‘ do you think if i wrote a five paragraph persuasive essay to the deans, i could convince them to not expel me AND give me credit for that english class i failed? one-oh -- whatever the fuck it was.’ a hand waves limply in ahead of the duo as foster blasely steers the pair toward the ruckus in the kitchen. one may call it a certain doom, foster considers it a land of opportunity. before austin can answer, the redhead holds a finger up, stepping aside to reveal the pong table. ‘ hold that thought -- we’ve got next. ’ @hayesfm
“ jesus, ” he sighs, plopping down next to someone for a quick breather. “ it’s not a party without some klutz SHOWERING you in beer. good thing i’m not too shy for theft. ” a cheeky smile contorts his features as he turns his head, tugging at the new clothing attire he’s currently sort of drowning in. eh, whoever it belongs to will probably be too busy nursing a monster hangover to even notice. “ how’s your night been so far ? ”
𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 despite the dip in the couch that should’ve been condemned many moons ago following the many, many crimes against humanity that have been committed on it ( a travesty that foster is far from innocent in, himself ) . the rim of a bud threatens to chip his teeth where he has it perched precariously between his incisors as his thumbs fly rapidly over a screen that’s more cracks than LED at this point . he’s just finished sending what could rival the odyssey in length, and it’s only when it gets hit with a K. in response before he looks over from the snapchat conversation. ‘ ah, great, dude. just in time for me to snag another for you new fit,’ he says, half-empty can wiggled with a wicked grin.
if i had an electoral vote for every time i said i was gonna post this in a timely manner i woulda spanked both biden and tr*mp , on GOD 😫 this is foster , otherwise known as the epitome of who u DONT want to bring home to your parents , and ur watching the himbo channel 🧙♀️
do you see who that is cheering in the stands ? no , not them — i’m talking about him, you know , the one with untamed , ardent locks foreshadowed only by a wicked , boisterous laugh that fills the room ? it’s foster rowe , & wait until i tell you about them . apparently , they’re a junior here at biscayne studying neurobiology , & a lot of people know them because they’re always in the middle of that stupid , never - ending rivalry . they never stop ranting about how they worked their ass off to earn their place here on a football scholarship , & i think that’s why they’re always feuding with someone or only sticking with people from kappa kappa theta , the football team , the surf team , & photography club . time & time again , they’re known for sand clinging to sun - kissed , freckled skin , heavy wheels gliding over concrete as arms spread in humid night air , a lifetime of omissions hidden behind the crackle of cheap rolling papers buried between impish lips , & it’s not all that surprising that people refer to them as being sovereign & roguish , but also wayward & capricious . have you seen the things they’ve said on twitter ?
tw: alcohol, drugs, cops lol
𝐎 𝐁 𝐉 𝐄 𝐂 𝐓 𝐈 𝐕 𝐄 .
𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊 : foster rowe
𝖆𝖌𝖊 : twenty - two
𝖉𝖔𝖇 : october 31st , 1998
𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 / 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖘 : he / him
𝖘𝖊𝖝𝖚𝖆𝖑 & 𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 : whatever it takes to keep him out of a jail cell
𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 + 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 : 6‘1″ , 180 lbs
𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊: messy red hair bright enough to earn him some family - friendly names like rudolph or carrot top , and also a handful of not so family friendly names redacted for the sake of my fbi agent watching me type this . kinda keeps this scruffy looks like he might stink kind of aesthetic about him sndfksf with kj’s tattoos as canon to honor his samoan heritage . got a handful of scars ( mostly deserved , lbr ) topped off w/ the nice ciggie scar
𝖔𝖈𝖈𝖚𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 : former child , professional disappointment , may or may not throw hands for some doritos money 🤫.
𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖓 : he’s from vaguely around south florida , but the only time he’s seen anything remotely close to a gate in his community was the barbed fence he shredded the fuck out of his leg on when running from the cops in 10th grade , so trailer park boys is more of an autobiography than a comedy .
𝖆𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈 / 𝖍𝖔𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖊𝖘 : shredding both the guitar gnar and the surfing gnar . the only time his outfit is remotely coordinated is when he’s going to court , and even that’s a stretch . constantly toes the fine fashion line between dad on vacation and that southern california kid who owns a penny board that he’s never touched . that annoying ass that’ll pick up any guitar / instrument he happens upon and show it more commitment than he’s ever shown in anyone dumb enough to risk a relationship w/ him KSDFK, liable to carb load with a pbr .
𝐒 𝐔 𝐁 𝐉 𝐄 𝐂 𝐓 𝐈 𝐕 𝐄 .
𝖎. gonna keep this short n sweet ‘cause i was once told that if u have nothing good to say ..... then don’t KNDFNK. foster’s dad was head bitch in charge cop ( sheriff ? ) of the area who made a hobby out of seeing how many handles of jack he could down a week ( record is ten , foster thinks he could push eleven if he wasn’t a coward ) . turns out being a boozer with a power streak didn’t exactly mix well with healthy marriages , and mama foster skipped town when he was around ten .
𝖎𝖎. cue the post - divorce spiral : father foster , with the help of numerous mounting charges of duis , violence , abuse of power , etc , got placed on ~paid administrative leave~ but ... permanently KNSDFKN . that bodes well for no one in this story , but at least foster did get to have his fair share of home alone - esque “child eats ice cream for breakfast , lunch , and dinner and then insides evaporate” moments while his dad played pong ball between the paddles of jail and home .
𝖎𝖎𝖎. ‘ monkey see monkey do ’ being a favorite game of his allowed foster the luxury of following in his dad’s footsteps , but any chances to buff up his juvie record like a resume were ruined by the pity wipes of the local judge who had known his dad quite well 🙄 whether it’s sheer dumb luck or cruel coincidence , turns out all of the skills needed to outrun someone are also pretty useful on the football field , and despite all of his ... hm .. less than stellar track record , he found himself a home on the local football team as a wide receiver and that delinquent ass skill set earned him a full ride to school
𝖎𝖛. turns out you can put a dumb bitch on a football field , but u can’t take the dumb bitch out of a dumb bitch and all of that five star wide receiver commits to ufb fanfare lasted all of a season and a half ‘til a party with a narco’s amount of goodies was crashed and mr. einstein himself stepped up and took the fall . whether or not they actually were his illicit party favors a secret between him , his fellow partying degenerates, and not his probation officer . buuuuuuut long story short , he got kicked off of the football team and was on probation with his band of meathead brothers at kappa , so he decided to mature up a bit and keep his mouth shut about the litany of legally questionable things he engages in and switched his efforts over to the surf team .
𝖛. deeeeefinitely took a 1d-esque hiatus for the rest of his sophomore year for reasons known to himself and the flower hannah montana diary he knicked off of a garage sale only, but now he’s back and ready to fail intro to addition and subtraction yet again with a bright n fresh resolve ! if he’s acting a little more outta pocket than usual who CARES bc there are no such things as consequences for your actions anyway 🤠
𝐒 𝐄 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐓 𝐈 𝐂 𝐒 .
he’s involved in some other ... um ... occupiers , so he never really had any intention on earning a degree (or at least doing anything with it), but his fully ride is miraculously still a thing 👀 and that is fully dependent upon maintaining a certain gpa and he really does love the angry emails from his other group project members the night before an assignment is due
jk but in actuality he’s not ...... horrible at school , his adolescence was just so derailed that he never truly thought he was capable of anything but swinging on a teacher after he gets a 17/100 on a math test ksnfsd and while math and science kind of click nothing else does unless he’s a blunt and a half deep
he’s quick witted with a splash of dumbass and considering he’s barely literate as it is , sarcasm is close to his first language
this apple fell approximately 1 cm from the tree and unfortunately foster inherited his father’s fiery temper 😌 but he does make an effort to keep it under wraps until it can be used to line his pockets
he’s kinda rockin this devil may care / trial by fire attitude so he’s quite … hm … impulsive in that he’ll rage on a sunday night and show up to his monday 8 am with 3 pairs of sunglasses on , seconds from death if someone so much as looks at him
he’s extremely promiscuous and definitely has some addictive behaviors nskfsnkd but he kinda in this apathetic limbo that is 100% more trouble than it’s worth
once lost a ‘most likely to provide emotional support’ vote to a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of someone’s shoe, but he will offer a prescription of puff puff pass to the right person cuz he’s not truly heartless 🥰 but close NKSFKN
really just a grade a crackhead who’s livin on a prayer 🙏😤