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Text ✉️ Bifurious
Audrey: yeah you should because he needs to answer your questions
Audrey: chill dude you guys are adults it doesn't even count you dont like at home it's not like you'll all be living together
Noah: I'm not even fully sure how i feel about it.
Noah: no i know but it's still weird.
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Audrey: /you/ cant so talk to him
Audrey: get it all sorted out before you two become family
Noah: what am i supposed to say? So you kissed me we should talk about that?
Noah: oh my God i just made out with my almost step brother.
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Audrey: well damn Noah
Audrey: dont you think you should talk to him about it? Considering it happened between you two?
Noah: Well he didn't exactly stick around much to talk. Oh my god i work with him tomorrow. If i remember correctly he said to just forget it, but how can you just forget something like that?
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Audrey: what do you mean it just happened?
Audrey: how could you not tell? What are you going to do?
Audrey: you liked it???
Noah: i mean i was just walking around and there was this hot spiderwoman and i spoke to her and she flirted with me and kissed me and it turned out to be Randy.
Noah:i thought he was just being an ass, but he didn't make fun of me and like apologized. I don't really know I'm still kind of confused about it. Hence the 911.
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Audrey: woah woah what? You made out with Randy?
Audrey: what the fuck Noah? Why?
Noah: i didn't know it was Randy. He was like this sexy spider woman thing. It just kind of happened and it was nice and then i realized it was Randy and kind of freaked.
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Audrey: woah wait what? Who were you making out with?
Audrey: spill Foster!
Noah: Oh now i have your attention?
Noah: it was Randy
Text ✉️ Bifurious
Audrey: You're not, you're texting me
Audrey: And if you were dying I'd say call the real 911
Audrey: Can we text?
Noah: If you're making out with some girl...
Noah: Never mind I can't really judge you because I was kind of just doing that.
Text ✉️ Bifurious
Audrey: What? I'm kind of busy right now
Noah: Too busy for a 911? I could be dying.
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Noah: 911 Where are you?
themeekandthebold
“I know, Noah.. I..” he sighed again because it wasn’t really helping any. Because what was he supposed to say to that. He had been determined to just keep walking but Noah was babbling on and he stopped to look at him. “It doesn’t matter does it? Let’s just pretend it didn’t happen. Because it isn’t like it can be anything anyway.” He said with a sigh and turned to continue on. He would be the one person in the world to have feelings for the guy he couldn’t have.
"You what? You were just kidding? Or are you too scared to own up to it?" He called out, fully frustrated in more ways than one. He had a lot going on in his head and some of it was telling him that kissing randy again would be a good idea. "Do you want it to be?" He found himself asking. Noah shook his head and pulled out his phone to text Audrey, hoping that she would help make sense of this whole thing since randy didn't seem to want to stick around.
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“It was nice.” He said with a shrug. Because that was logical. He just kissed him because it was nice. He could just tell him how he felt but that wasn’t exactly Randy’s strong suit. “I just…” he didn’t even know why he told him. He could have walked off let Noah have a nice night and forgotten about it. Now things were going to be awkward and obviously Noah regretted it. “I’m sorry okay?” He said shaking his head and turning to walk away. Because what else could he do in a situation like this.
"It was nice? Dude you flirted with me. You said i was attractive." He pointed out still not sure what to think about it. It seemed like Randy didn't seem to know what to think either. He couldn't let himself think about randy liking him like that, there was no way. "No it's not ok. That felt...i mean when we kissed it was. It doesn't matter." He said, feeling like he was just babbling to no one since randy was walking away.
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Randy sighed again as he pushed him back. He wanted to try and get his words right but nothing was coming to him. Because no matter how much he wanted to say because he was into Noah he couldn’t be. He couldn’t be into his future step brother. “I don’t know Noah. It wasn’t to fuck with you. It just kind of happened and then you were kissing me and yeah.” He shrugged a little. Better than admitting he enjoyed it he supposed.
Noah watched the other, not sure what was going on in randy's head. He'd never really thought about randy like that before, but he was definitely attractive like that. He couldn't think like that though. They're parents were getting married. They were basically going to be related. "It just kind of happened? So what you would have kissed anyone that walked up to you. You knew who i was and yet you you pulled me back here to make out with me?" He ran a hand through his hair. "God i have the worst luck." He said, hitting his head back against the wall a little harder than he'd meant to, misjudging the distance and wincing.
themeekandthebold:
Randy shook his head. “No it wasn’t like that. I swear, Noah.” He sighed trying not to get frustrated. “What? Why would it be filmed? I’m not…” he got really frustrated with his words so he just leaned back into kiss Noah again. He was being dumb. He knew that. They both knew that. But what could he do? He couldn’t take it back.
"Then what was it like? Why would you kiss me unless it was to humiliate me? Is this because i pointed out it's been a while since you'd had a date?" He asked, trying to wrap his mind around this. He had been kissing randy and what's worse was he'd liked it. "So you could show everyone what an idiot i am." He said sighing. Before he could react, he felt the others lips against his own once more. He kissed back for a moment before pushing the other back. "W-why are you doing this?" He asked, trying to figure it out.
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Randy chuckled a bit and shook his head at Noah. He was really almost adorable. And Randy could have probably let this go a lot farther than it should. But no, he needed to stop. He pulled back from him. “Yeah well I take my passions seriously. ” he said dropping the fake voice and looking at Noah. “Noah look, I should explain.” He said biting his lip as he looked at the other wondering if he was going to hate him now. This was why he was just an ass to him. Because this was such a terrible idea.
Noah wasn't sure why he pulled back and was about to ask when he heard the voice and recognition clicked in his brain. "No...no... no." He said shaking his head. Noah looked at his face more carefully and wondered why he hadn't seen it. "Randy? Explain? Explain what? How you thought it would be fun if you could trick me into kissing you? Is this being filmed?" He asked, glancing around. He didn't know why he'd let himself get his hopes up when he knew better.
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Randy couldn’t believe this was happening. It was a terrible idea and he needed to stop. Walk away and let Noah have this night and pretend it never happened. He couldn’t tell him. He would never believe he wanted it. That it wasn’t some big fucking with him kind of thing and even more so he couldn’t do this. They were about to be family. And Randy didn’t want to go down that path. But fuck Noah was a good kisser and he didn’t want to stop. He just wanted to get all he could out of this. He slid his hands around to Noah’s ass grabbing it.
Noah would have never thought something like this would happen to him, especially at Hell Fest. It was like the stars were aligning and for once it was him getting lucky. Maybe he should compliment people more often. He made a noise and jumped slightly at the ass grab. Noah broke the kiss for a moment to breathe. His hand moved up over the fake boob and chuckled. "Right i almost forgot. You know i would like to commend you on your choice of costume. I really thought you were a girl at first." He said grinning.
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Randy had not been expecting that. What exactly he had been expecting he wasn’t sure but Noah kissing him was far from it. Though he knew it was just because he was in this costume. Because he wasn’t Randy and the moment the wig came off he was going to be pissy about it. Randy knew all these things. Yet somehow he just kept kissing him back. He put a hand on the back of Noah’s head and deepened the kiss a bit getting his lipstick all over Noah’s mouth. He pulled back finally and looked at the boy. “Come on.” He mumbled and tugged him around behind a haunted house and pushed him up against the wall kissing him again. Harder than before. If Noah couldn’t tell he was a guy the guy was really stupid.
Noah had honestly surprised himself and he half expected the other to pull away, but was pleasantly surprised when they kissed back. He couldn't help but wonder who it was under the wig, but he wasn't about to stop to ask now. Noah made a surprised noise as he deepened the kiss. He moved his hands to the others hips. He blinked when the other pulled back. "Wow." Noah didn't have much time to say anymore before he was being tugged behind a haunted house. "You're not like going to kill me right? You know what at this point i don't even care. There are way worse ways to mmf." He didn't finish the sentence as his lips were attacked once more. He groaned and kissed back with just as much force. His hands went up the guys sides.
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Randy glanced over as Noah rambled. He was good about that. He didn’t know why he was being so up front with things. He thought it was maybe because Noah didn’t know it was him. And the fact that he followed after him when he walked away made him that much more interested in what could happen. But he knew Noah would be so pissed when he found out it was him. He adjusted the wig on his head and sighed as he spun around and looked at Noah. “I believe I just did. So what are you going to do about it?” He asked him, not even sure how this guy had yet to recognize him. He put a hand on his hip and licked over his lips slightly careful not to mess up the lipstick. He felt so oddly comfortable like this. But then again, Randy rarely actually cared much about what people thought about him. And he took his passions seriously, this one just happened to be comics, and cosplaying.
Noah realized that he could just be chasing after someone that actually didn’t want to have anything to do with him, but it had been a while since anyone had even faked interest in him and he didn’t want to psych himself out and miss an opportunity. “I...well I’m going to...” He started, looking them over and nearly losing his nerve. He couldn’t help but think about what Deadpool would do. He wouldn’t stand there and be a coward. “I’m going to do this.” He said, closing the distance between them and pulling them into a kiss. Even if they weren’t interested, what did he really have to lose. At least it would be an interesting story to tell Audrey. He bet she wasn’t kissing any cute Spider-Women.