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Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: I'm not even fully sure how i feel about it.

Noah: no i know but it's still weird.

Audrey: talk to him

Audrey: I'll come find you later but I really got to go right now

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: what am i supposed to say? So you kissed me we should talk about that?

Noah: oh my God i just made out with my almost step brother.

Audrey: yeah you should because he needs to answer your questions

Audrey: chill dude you guys are adults it doesn't even count you dont like at home it's not like you'll all be living together

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: Well he didn't exactly stick around much to talk. Oh my god i work with him tomorrow. If i remember correctly he said to just forget it, but how can you just forget something like that?

Audrey: /you/ cant so talk to him

Audrey: get it all sorted out before you two become family

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: i mean i was just walking around and there was this hot spiderwoman and i spoke to her and she flirted with me and kissed me and it turned out to be Randy.

Noah:i thought he was just being an ass, but he didn't make fun of me and like apologized. I don't really know I'm still kind of confused about it. Hence the 911.

Audrey: well damn Noah

Audrey: dont you think you should talk to him about it? Considering it happened between you two?

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: i didn't know it was Randy. He was like this sexy spider woman thing. It just kind of happened and it was nice and then i realized it was Randy and kind of freaked.

Audrey: what do you mean it just happened?

Audrey: how could you not tell? What are you going to do?

Audrey: you liked it???

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: Oh now i have your attention?

Noah: it was Randy

Audrey: woah woah what? You made out with Randy?

Audrey: what the fuck Noah? Why?

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: If you're making out with some girl...

Noah: Never mind I can't really judge you because I was kind of just doing that.

Audrey: woah wait what? Who were you making out with?

Audrey: spill Foster!

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: Too busy for a 911? I could be dying.

Audrey: You're not, you're texting me

Audrey: And if you were dying I'd say call the real 911

Audrey: Can we text?

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

Text ✉️ Bifurious

Noah: 911 Where are you?

Audrey: What? I'm kind of busy right now

#fosterthenoah #[text::noah]#[::text::]#[::event::]

fosterthenoah

“Yes well you can be one of those million other people next year. Oh come on. Negasonic Teenage Warhead is an awesome, badass lady.” He pointed out. “Hey! You know it’s my apartment you’re crashing at. I can kick you out.” He pointed out, though they both knew that he wouldn’t actually do that, especially over something so trivial. “Yeah I don’t think they would have been all the compatible. My mom is more of a free spirit of sorts and your dad is well…” He shrugged, looking over at Audrey. “Yeah well he’s older than me and I also don’t want to lose the job at the comic shop and I’m sure if I really pissed him off he’d go to his dad and make up some reason to fire me. That place is my sanctuary, I can’t do that.” He said, shaking his head. “Good. Not that I need you by my side the whole time. I mean I have friends.” He replied. Noah chuckled and shrugged. “At least it would be a pretty epic death. They’ll tell the story for many Hell Fests to come.” He said, grinning.

“Oh just you wait, Foster. I am planning something evil for next year.” She told him with a smirk. Because honestly she didn’t know what she would make him wear yet but she kind of wanted to get him back slightly. “Um I pay to stay there you wouldn’t just kick me out.’ She stuck her tongue out at him as they walked feeling better about the night with him. “Yeah yeah he is something else that’s for sure. He’s been just so sad all the time since mom died too. Like it’s impossible to be around really.” Audrey didn’t like talking about her mom honestly. It was easier to pretend it wasn’t a thing. “I mean you could try talking to him though. Tell him to treat you better. That’s not so unreasonable right?” She just wanted Noah to stick up for himself. He could get another job. He didn’t have to put up with that shit. “Do you have friends?” Audrey teased and ran a hand through her hair. “But what if it’s lame and not even interesting? Then what? Like you die in some stupid thing that shouldn’t have even happened and everyone is like damn that was lame?”

#fosterthenoah #[interactions::noah]#[::interactions::]#[::event::]

trileys

Rare moments of still and silence are spent watching Audrey from just a way away, listening intently to a conversation she was less than part of but entirely intrigued by. Tatum’s opinion on the girl had always been one of indifference, they’d never been close, never friends and yet as the brunette spectated as Audrey brought some predatory, frat boy down to size, Tatum couldn’t keep the admiration from her face, a humoured smile appearing there too. “ No worries… you know you don’t have to entertain them though, right? The boys, better yet, the creeps… whatever they’re saying, they’re saying in hopes to get some sorta rise out of you. I like the way you work, trust me, you’re a total badass but just know you can flip ‘em off and walk away at any time, okay? ”

Audrey couldn’t help but chuckle. “Honestly I kind of have to. Otherwise they keep doing it. Trust me it’s been going on for months now.” She sighed a little. It was mostly people asking for threesomes and other stupid shit but she had learned to deal. People either made fun of her or thought the lesbian angle was super hot. She didn’t know why that was what people were so into. “If I just flip them off while I take them down a peg.” She knew that talking to the guys who were like that was opening up doors for them to be a further bother but she could at least pretend she was a badass for a little while.

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brookemads:

Given the threat Jake received via text, (which imposed on her life) Brooke made Jake swear that he wouldn’t leave her side at any point during the night. Even if she got mad at him for something stupid, or she needed to do something as simple as using the bathroom, he was instructed to stay close by. It was either that or Brooke wasn’t going to come to Hell Fest at all. And Jake had put in a lot of physical effort into getting her to agree to accompany him. He was banking on this night as much as she was banking on making out of it alive. Truthfully, Brooke didn’t know if any of the threats were real but, she didn’t want to chance it. She was too young and too fruitful to die. That much she was certain of.

“Hey Audrey,” Brooke greeted her new friend with a smile. She looked over at Audrey’s costume and in the process, tried to determine what it was she was dressed as but gave up after a full minute and was gearing up to ask. Though, she never got the chance as Audrey’s gaze shifted from her to Jake. He was still feeling territorial from the night before and decided to greet Audrey in a less than friendly manner. But, in his point of view, Audrey wasn’t being very welcoming to him either. “Jake,” Brooke sighed as she hit his stomach with her knuckles. Not hard enough to hurt him (quite truthfully, he was ripped so he barely even felt it) but with enough force that she hoped to get her point across. “What I think Jake means to say, is that it’s nice to see you. Right Jake?” Brooke turned to him with a glare, which warned him that he better play along or he could forget about getting any more nookie after the night was over. “And anyway,” Brooke tried to salvage the conversation so far at least, by snapping her attention back over to Audrey. Meanwhile, she stepped in front of Jake and leaned back against his chest before taking his arms and looping them around her stomach. “What are you supposed to be? I’m not sure I’m familiar with the character.” Brooke, on the otherhand, was a sexy feline.

@fxckpoliteness !

Audrey figured talking to Jake was going to annoy her. She tried. She wanted to like him. Maybe a little part of her at least. For Brooke. But she couldn’t. She thought he had potential for sure, and maybe if they got to know each other better. But until Jake stopped looking at her like she was going to try and bone Brooke, she would find his charm less than appealing. “My mom is dead actually, so thanks.” She said rolling her eyes to his comment about her parents. And her dad was a freaking pastor for crying out loud. Like that was the stupidest comment she had ever heard.

Her eyes focused instead on Brooke and her question. She was sure that Jake meant well. Brooke must see something appealing in him. Didn’t mean she had to see it though. “It’s from the Deadpool movies. Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Noah is Deadpool walking around here somewhere. He got to pick the costumes this year.” She shrugged a little and looked herself over. She looked like a yellow mess. “You make a cute cat though. I would look weird if I tried to pull that off.” Though maybe she should get back at Noah next year and make him dress up as one. That would be funny.