Things People say

i don't know. just something i'm doing j guess.

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

if you have to nut put it in the butt

Joel

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

Don't bust its a must

Thomas

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

I think i could eat a girl out for like 3 hours without stopping

Rico

[pharaohofthesymbiotes]

Promised Love

[thisiselliz]

they never kissed or went on a date goku rawed her and died twice and had a green man raise his son

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

Man yoga pants can do a lot. God Bless yoga pants.

Fred

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

I don't care if that ass fake. As long as that ass shake.

Damarius

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

I love a girl with a little fur.

Howard

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

Hey there ladies. wanna meet a cowboy? yeehaw

Fred

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

me: what's a clitoris

friend: ...

friend: it's the tip of the pussy bitch.

-Toba

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

Do you ever just look over the balcony and look down at girls cleavage?

Fred

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

why...why..why do people do things like this. this is exactly why America is where it is...

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

Sometimes when i'm bored i lather myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug.

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

“when your mom told u to wake up like 29283 times, but you're still laying down and she suddenly comes into your room”

My god

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.

Dog of Wisdom

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

Mom: *walks into room angry*

Mom: I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!

Me: I said i was going to.

Mom: ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME?!?!

Me: Yes mom, that's how conversations work...

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

Its funny how hard you come into the world, but can so easily can be taken out of it.

[foulllamacupcakeboob]

If you're a guy and you want to be a girl, just cut off your dick. You’ll have your period immediately :)