IT'S MY TURN NOW.

[cxmocxmmando]

obscenely domestic starter sentences

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

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      tag dump. 

[thequeenofdrama]

Bonnie and Enzo super duper cute reunion (｡♥‿♥｡)

[maurawrites]

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     but listen... a pirate au is something i need.

[hallowsleaf]

Nadine Ross beating the hell out of Nate. 

[wealth-collective]

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“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”

           @foundcities   | meme. 

              if her men were still standing  ?  perhaps.  but they were buried beneath rubble, bodies  crushed   &  limbs strewn with shrapnel. she had  nothing  left, only her dwindled esteem  &  diminished patience. nadine hoped that the discovery of libertalia would restore her  crumbled  reputation, revive the company her father left her with. but with no men to share her victories, well, shoreline was as good as dead.

                                                                      ❛     why do you care ?    ❜  

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If you ever wanted to be in a relationship, what are the ideal traits you look for in a man?

      nadine doesn’t put much thought into relationships. shoreline comes  first.    if she so happens to meet someone along the way, then so be it.  ❛    well, i guess you could say i want someone who’s honest, ambitious   —   someone who’s got my   back.   ❜    trust is an issue for her   —-   she’s been used, almost had her  brains  blown out. she doesn’t want someone who’s willing to let her die, aka rafe, just to prove a point.  

❛     doesn’t hurt if they’ve got a sense of humor, either.  ❜   ultimately, nadine wants someone she can be herself with ;  mature, will support her business, but also makes her feel   comfortable   —–   lets her lay off the leader persona once  &  a while.  she might have a nasty left hook,  no bullshit  attitude,  &  thin patience,  but nadine ross, mercenary  &  leader of shoreline, isn’t the same woman behind closed doors, &  she wants someone who will accept  &  appreciate  both.

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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biggerdrake,

||foundcombat

                   “Now what were the ODDS of meeting up like this?                       Pleasure seeing you again Nadine.”

        ❛  can’t  say the same to you, samuel. what are you doing here ?   ❜  

[iures]

[bleeik-blog]

i want to write relationships that are complicated.

i want to write the on-again-off-again relationships. i want the screaming matches and the cancelled dates and the hurt feelings and the second guesses and second chances. 

i want to write people who completely shake up each other’s daily routine and flip their entire world on its axis. i want them to drive each other crazy and question why they bother sticking around and then remember the way their partner laughs or see them in a moment of vulnerability that tells them ‘this is is why i stay. this is why i love you.‘ 

i want to write relationships with struggles. with class differences and financial divide. two people who are so completely different they somehow complete each other. i want the jealousy and the feelings of inadequacy that goes with it. 

i want to write people who aren’t afraid to be honest with their partner. who aren’t afraid to say ‘yeah you’re being an asshole’ followed by ‘but i still love you, you idiot.’

i want the first time they see their partner cry and the morning after their first intimate night when everything feels so right.

i want people who get so used to one another that they stop going the extra mile. i want the ‘you don’t make the effort because you already have me’ argument.

i want relationships that challenge each other to be better people and make each other question their beliefs and moral compass. 

but most of all, i want to write relationships that are real. that make you feel something. i want to go on the emotional rollercoaster right along with them.

that’s what i want.

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It is known that you asked Victor Sullivan when you could meet that partner of his. Were you happy you finally got to meet him??

       ❛   i guess you could say i was. if it was under different circumstances,  hell,  maybe i would have liked him.   ❜   she  doesn’t  hate nathan, in fact, a part of her admires his  nerve.  he has a knack for keeping cool under pressure, talks slick  &  has a brain on him.        but did that mean she ever trusted him ?   god,  no.   

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pathologicalaeipathy.

@foundcombat | from x

     “–You’re joking.”

     Finding Avery’s treasure had been a driving force, an ever present fire burning deep within his chest.  Nearly half of his life had been devoted to the pursuit, and now–now they were there.  They were so close that he could almost taste victory, and to balk at the idea of danger, to leave and just go home after everything they had done–

     –death would be a preferable alternative.

     “After all the shit we’ve done, all the sacrifices–you’re going to just walk away?  This isn’t a goddamn game!  I will not let you just abandon me here.”

              they unearthed libertalia    -------    it was real,  it still stood, but nadine can’t say the same for her men. they lay sprawled  &  shredded with  gaping  bullet holes, blown into a mass of limbs that couldn’t be  pieced  together. shoreline’s numbers were thinning,  &  it was all thanks to those  moronic  brothers  &  that  maniac pirate rafe worshiped. 

         ❛     i’d rather walk away with my  life  than rot on this island,  which is how we’ll end up if we set off another one of those traps.    ❜

she’s  no  idiot. the reason no one’s uncovered the treasure is because no one ever got close to it. nadine knows that if she had riches pooling from her tips,  she wouldn’t just let  anybody  claim it. who’s to say they won’t combust into flames as soon as they get their hands on it ?  a dirt-peppered palm rests against the curve of her waist, tips pressing into the  rippled  muscle beneath her shirt. 

                            ❛    oh, i won’t.  you’ll  come with me.   ❜

[sandcvstles]

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

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         this is a plotting call  !!  i’d really like to plot out some things with ya’ll, whether it be pre/post game, au’s, & what have you. plus, if you want, maybe even plan possible relationships (  enemies, rivalry, platonic, romantic, e.t.c. ) so if you’re interested, give this a like  &  i’ll hop into your im’s after i get some sleep !!