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a guardian angel who gets cast out of heaven for protecting their human at the cost of the “bigger plan” and then wanders the earth looking for their human because that’s all they know
rebelsxsaints:
Demon club. God, what had she somehow gotten into? The fact alone that she was now seemingly going to have a demon aiding her already bad decisions was…well, unnerving seemed to not be the right word.
“Okay, Mr. Demon, you got a name?” She started. “If I want your opinion on anything I’m gonna need a way to address you, won’t I?” She paused for a moment, thinking. “Also, please tell me other people can see you. I don’t want to seem crazy and talking to thin air.”
“Candi Azymus,” was his reply. “Tsk, task.” He put the pretend scroll away in his illusionary back pockets, and then clapped his hands free of the would-be dust and lint. “Lucky for you, mine charge, speaking it shall not drive you mad.” Mad. That brought some colour into his otherwise ghostly cheeks.
“---F.Y.I., you ARE talking to thin air. But your aren’t crazy ... And other people can see me, if I want them to.” A small child walking a balloon happened to toddle past, the perfect case-in-point. Candi quietly demanded Izzy’s attention, waving to the boy, grinning, gaping, and making a general mockery of his Angelic-good looks. The boy giggled briefly and then carried on it’s way, step-by-step per the highly embedded stranger danger system.
“Do you remember yourself at that age, Isabelle?” The woman’s given name glistened on Candi’s tongue like fading snowfall. “Were you lonesome?” Calculating. “Disenchanted?”
rebelsxsaints:
Something wasn’t right here; either she was going crazy or he already was. Or perhaps he really was a demon. No matter which it was, she had the nagging feeling she’d overstepped. It was best, she thought, not to argue the point any further.
“Okay,” she examined the curl of his hand, not sure exactly what to do. “Let’s say you are what you claim. What…How am I supposed to react to that? And what do you expect me to do about it?”
So far it had taken the whole thing surprisingly well. Most mortals would have already told him to f*ck off, or, go play in the street. Of course he was many thousands of years past playtime but had he wanted to appear as a human child, he could have.
“No, no, no---There is no expectations. See, the first rule of demon club is I can’t make you do anything you don’t want to do ... Understood? I merely make suggestions, offer ... council.”
David Tennant as Crowley.
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rebelsxsaints:
Izzy snickered, not quite believing what she was hearing, “Right. Well joke’s on you, mister; I’m already really good at making the wrong choices. You sure you don’t have the wrong girl?”
“Tsk. It’s all here in black and white--” The demon extended a grip, his luminous fingers curling in on the palm, as though he held onto something which ended beyond the length of his hand. A notice, perhaps, or a scrolling document.
There was nothing there, of course, not to Candi’s eyes nor to the human’s. But who was this ‘Izzy’ to question him? Heaven knows it’s no secret that its equilibrium evil abhorred texts.
jude law as “bosie” • wilde (1997)
“I’m your guardian demon, sent from above, here to help you make all the WRONG choices … ”
Starters for Demon muses!
If your muse is a demon: “Oh, turns out that you’re not that stupid. I thought that you would never figure out what I am.” “It’s not how I actually look.” “Have you met a demon before?” “Do it if you want. Your weapons won’t hurt me anyway.” “Your weapons look funny to me.” “How did you figure out that I’m not a human?” “What do you thing you’re going to do with that Holy Water?” “What?? You’ve lured me into a trap?!” “A trap? How dare you?!” “I’m not afraid of your angels.” “I’m not afraid of your Gods.” “Take the salt away from me.” “Exorcism? Really? You think you can save them?” “I’m too powerful for your toys to work on me.” “Even if I’m a demon, it doesn’t mean that I don’t feel.” “Not all demons are the same.” “Humans… You are so quick to label everyone. I’m not like others.” “I don’t need your soul.” “I might be a demon, but I’m not trying to trick you.” “I know that it’s hard to believe it, but yes a demon wants to help you. Just trust me.” “You’ve known me for so many years… And now you are trying to run away because I’m a demon? I’ve been like this all this time!” “I’ve always been like this.. why are you scared now when you know the truth?” “Aren’t you scared when you finally know the truth about me?” “Sorry that I couldn’t show my true face.” “Will you hate me now that you know that I’m a demon?” “I can help you.. But will you trust a demon?” “Want to make a deal?” “My deals can not be terminated.” “If you want… You can have your dream life. But after ten years I’ll come for your soul.” “Congratulations, you have just sold your soul.” “Now your soul is mine.” “Never trust a demon.” “I will make you suffer!!” “I will enjoy your pain.” “It looks like I’ll have a feast tonight.” “Your soul smells delicious.” “Scream! No one will hear you!” “Pray as much as you want! It won’t help you anyway!” “Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! Not the Holy Water! It buuuurrrnnsss!!” “A circle of salt? Wise.” “Pour as much salt as you want.. But you can’t stay in that circle forever.” “Uh oh… it looks that you’re out of Holy Water.” “You will never understand me, human.” “You think you’re strong human?! Think again!” “No one cares about the demon..” “Why would you care about me? You know that I am a demon.” “I don’t need your compassion.” “Why are you not scared of me? Do you understand that I’m a demon?!” “Have you summoned me?” “Why have you summoned me?” “Who dared to disturb me?!” “You’ve summoned me.. now we must make a deal.”
Towards a demon muse: “I know what you are..” “You’re a demon!” “What are you?!” “No… this can’t be true.. you can’t be something so foul.” “I always knew that there’s something wrong with you!” “I’ve sensed that you’re not a human.” “I knew that you’re not a human.. Just never showed it.” “Even if you’re a demon I still care about you.” “I… I don’t care that you are a demon.” “Demon or not, you’re still important to me.” “You have been a demon.. all this time?” “Stay back!. You.. you monster!!” “Please, don’t hurt me! I’m begging you!” “Don’t kill me… Please…” “Are you going to posses me?” “What do you need from me, you filthy creature?” “Posses me… Take my body.” “I thought that I knew you..” “Stay away from me. You’re scaring me.” “I’ve killed hundreds like you.” “I know how fight against you.” “So demons are real?” “Don’t tell me that demons are real.” “I’ve trained to kill demons.. And it’s time for you.” “Salt, Holy Water, book about exorcism.. believe me I’m prepared.” “You’re heartless.” “How could you do that?!” “I want to make a deal.” “I don’t know what else can I do.. help me.” “I’ll give you my soul for their life.” “I don’t care anymore… I want to make a deal.” “Your eyes… they’re black.” “You are unusually friendly for a demon.” “Aren’t demons supposed to be merciless killers?” “You’re different from other demons.” “You will help me?.. But you’re a demon.” “Why would demon want to help me?” “Why would I help a demon?” “Why would I trust a demon?” “I don’t trust you.. You’re a demon.” “How could someone love a demon?” “How could I feel something towards you?” “Monsters like you don’t deserve to be loved.” “Monsters like you don’t deserve happiness.” “Even demons need some love.” “It doesn’t matter that you’re a demon.. You still deserve to be happy.” “I’ve never thought that I’ll have so much fun spending time with a demon.” “I never thought that I’ll be calmly talking with a demon.” “Are other demons also so nice to be around?” “Can you feel something else that a need to kill?” “Are you truly so cruel like everyone is saying?” “What do you want?! My soul?!” “Take my soul! I don’t care! Just leave me alone!” “Take my soul! I don’t care! Just leave them alone!” “Yes.. I’ve summoned you.” “I’ve summoned you and you much obey me.” “What?! I wasn’t trying to summon a demon!” “I didn’t knew that reading this will summon a demon..” “Give me back my soul!” “I want to end the deal.” “You’ve tricked me! I knew I shouldn’t have trusted a demon!” “Wait.. you haven’t tricked me?” “You’re a demon.. there’s no way that I’ll allow you to stay alive.” “Go back to hell!” “I’ve finally summoned you my master.” “Let me serve you.” “You won’t be able to get me in this circle of salt!” “Taste some Holy Water!” “It burns you doesn’t it, you scum?!” “You won’t lay your nasty fingers on anyone else!” “Come! They will not find you here!” “No! They will find you!” “What have you done to me?” “You shouldn’t have left hell.” “Why do you care? You’re a demon.” “So how do souls taste like?” “A demon?.. Here?” “I’ve imagined demons differently.” “This is exactly how I’ve imagined demons.” “I’m honoured to meet you.” “Even if you made everyone else trust you, demon… know that I never will.” “May I ask… how actually old are you?” “What does hell look like?” “What will happen to me after You take my soul?” “You’re a demon.. You wouldn’t be able to understand me.”
“There is no such Angel, fallen or otherwise, ever recorded as being himself tempted ... It’s against their nature, you see. A spirit has only to wrought temptation in order to achieve his or her purpose...” He tipped his head, giving the best “human” smile he could fake. “It’s all very clerical in Heaven, I hear.”
DT re old Top Gear (x)
He looked good, like sin in a suit.
(via kapuletov)
xaais:
Seeing the menacing beast brought a smile to her pale lips. It was stunning how intimidating he looked in this form compared to the mere human - she had no taste for humans anyway, since the seemed so weak. Golden eyes were piercing as she continued to watch him.
Maybe he was worthy of her time then.
‘So what is it you are going to do now? Eat me?’ She raised a brow at the sentence. ‘Or is there another reason you have revealed yourself to me?’
By some erroneous default, the demon could not speak through the reptilian frame. So he took up his claws and split a long gash down the centre of his tongue. A moment later, throaty words of menace tumbled out from his huge maw.
“I have not in me a tooth for consuming thy flesh ... I have only time and with it I must make haste, for the end of the world is no further than it is nigh; to this end, the malign luminescence hath become himself, incarnate.”
“The kin of Low-Heaven were created without the limits of their High-Heaven kith.” The beast traipsed within three more studious steps and diminished his size to equal that of a lap dog -- Rather, a lap dragon. “I am the light, I am the dark. I am nothing, and yet I am all that there is.”