Rebels & Saints

18+. Semi-Selective. Multi-muse. Please read Rules before interacting. Tracking: rebelsxsaints

[dianapforlunch]

A princess™

[littlecaoraich]

[katielexiesbox]

[subtleelevation-deactivated2018]

Hannah Murray

[godfreysteel]

bill skarsgård ‒ hemlock grove. 2x03 (2014)

[fleeklilly]

[Silicon Valley] Amanda Crew Found here

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

unrulybodies

“Really?” Nicolette was surprised by his answer but she smiled at the thought of watching him try to walk through a wedding show. “We’ll have to get you a fake wedding ring,” she teased, “There’s only two kinds of women walking through a bridal expo. The bride-to-be, and the bridesmaids, who are suddenly so much more aware of their singledom.” Being around weddings was uncomfortable for her at first, she never knew what she was supposed to talk about, but she quickly learned that people planning weddings had enough to talk about and there was a few questions she could ask about the dress or flowers or invitations that would set them off enough to fill in the gaps between conversations. Pushing a wild strand of hair behind her ear, she looked across at Robert and asked him, “When do I get to see you next?” It didn’t seem like he had time to just disappear from his job that afternoon for a chance for them to be alone, so she thought she should ask.

Robert couldn’t help but chuckle a bit. It did seem a very likely case, even if it were a joke, that some of the single women there might try their hand if they noticed a seemingly single man there. he grinned unconsciously at the thought. “Well seeing as I’ll be accompanying you, I think that’s all the insurance I’ll need to stay out of their grasp. As long as I make it clear, at least,” he could barely imagine himself walking amongst that crowd. If his friends were told of the outing, surely they’d think he was joking. Still, he liked the idea of giving it a go. The company would be pleasant at the very least, which would take the edge off things. He thought for a moment, going through his mental appointment book. “I believe... Tuesday night is the soonest I have free. How is your schedule looking that night?”

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

If I owe anyone a reply, please let me know! Tumblr has decided not to update me on anything today.

[the-young-rosebud]

IT’S PRIDE MONTH

My bisexual baby needs some bisexual stuff!

  Like/Reblog for a starter!!

[anatcmies-archived-deactivated2]

+ open to females. + suggested connection(s): one night stand who has a mutual friend ! + read about etienne & read my rules.

          he’s trying his best not to make eye contact. few things are more awkward than running into a one-night-stand. listed among them is having brunch with that one-night-stand. part of him wants to get up and leave — to distance himself as much as he possibly can, and hopefully never see this person again, but he’s not sure he trusts them enough not to air their dirty laundry in his absence. the last thing he needs is for other people to find out — he prides himself on being experienced in the bedroom, but he’s not so keen on having all of the details out in the open. if he’s not careful, he’ll have people looking at him funny, recalling details they’ve heard about him in passing and limiting his options for future sexual endeavors. so, he stays, picking at his scrambled eggs and praying the time will pass by quickly and painlessly. when his friend questions his silence, he tries to minimize their concern. “ i didn’t get much sleep last night, “ he comments, looking up ever so slightly. “ i was… busy. “

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     She doesn’t do this often but of course, it’s just her luck. She’d made the brunch plans perhaps a week in advance with her friend, hoping for a nice, relaxing break from real life. A night spent with a complete stranger had not been in the cards. Seeing said stranger the next morning over brunch? That was definitely not what she had in mind. Walking into the decided location and spotting the newly familiar face made her stomach drop. Really, what were the odds? Erin desperately hoped talk of their encounter wouldn’t be put on the table. She was a busy woman, maybe she could invent a reason to dig out if things got too awkward. Her eyes dart up from the coffee cup at her lips, landing on the man in front of her. Clearing her throat awkwardly, her gaze dropped down to the table’s surface. “Huh, well, that makes two of us. Maybe there’s something going around.”

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

open to: all

“What?” The blonde giggled. “No, I’m not drunk. I’ve had, like, one drink.” That was a lie. In total, she’d had two or three shots and a margarita. Obviously, the tequila was starting to get to her head. She didn’t do this often. But with the school term over and the relief of passing all her tests being a celebratory occasion, she finally let her friends drag her out to the club. Maybe she’d overdone it, but she didn’t care. “C’mon, come dance!”

[gardenofmemeden]

Reblog if your muse is pan!

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

“Pride month? No, I don’t... I don’t celebrate all out in the open like that. I’ve never been to the parades, or the parties, or whatever other events there are. Thanks for the invite but I think I’m too old for all that."

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

I shit you not, this audio that I’m transcribing for work sounds like the beginning of a threesome porno. 

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

unrulybodies

Nicolette glanced towards his watch and then back to him and asked, “Am I interrupting your schedule?” There was no attitude behind the question, she was just curious, and she wouldn’t want to complicate things for him. His question made her smile, albeit a slightly nervous one as she admitted, “Honestly? I was really nervous when I texted you, like I wasn’t sure if I should be doing it. But, the offer was in the back of my mind and I’ve been trying to force myself to get out there more with my work, I even signed up to do a wedding expo which is terrifying because there’s going to be like, a thousand brides walking through the booths. Doing this, with you, would give me more time to focus on my photography and actually..you know, build something with it.” It was more talking than she had done the entire meeting and as soon as she realized that she had rambled a bit, her cheeks turned pink and she smiled at him and teased, “I don’t suppose you want to hang out at a Wedding Expo with me?”

“No, no, not at all,” he assured quickly. “Time just seems to have gone a lot quicker than I had thought.” He was going to have to get himself off the habit of checking frequently. It had made people feel rushed perhaps one too many times. His ears perked up at the idea of attending a Wedding Expo. He’d never been, not even once. Not like Robert had any reason too. Work-wise he didn’t specialize in anything like that, not like Nicolette did. Nor at any time in his life had he been engaged or even in a serious relationship. Something about matrimony for himself made him a bit uncomfortable. Watching other people get married was perfectly fine, he just didn’t want any part of it. Perhaps going to this event wouldn’t be anything too bad. “I’m sure I could make it over,” he smiled genuinely. “You'll have to show me how to navigate through it, though.”

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

“I much prefer intelligence, my dear. No offense to the so-called ditzy blondes but I didn’t come all this way to have my partner not be able to hold a conversation.” 

[saltandburnandwhiskey]

“I was hoping that’s what you’d say. I’d rather not giggle like a school girl all night.” She had another sip of her drink. “I do believe I have an idea of what I can claim as an occupation.”

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

“Do tell me what that would be. I’d like to know so I can sufficiently play along.”

[saltandburnandwhiskey]

“A travel photographer, I do take wonderful photos after all.”

[rebelsxsaints-blog]

Robert smiled, “You do, indeed. That will suffice perfectly fine.”

[dovingmemes]

‘ texts from last night ‘ meme

this is another that has probably been done to death , but i wanted to join in on the fun too. change as you see fit. some nsfw.

[ mssg ]: i dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body…

[ mssg ]: for some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.

[ mssg ]: i should be in a better mood, i just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.

[ mssg ]: i’m pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.

[ mssg ]: he pulled out a plan b pill and handed it to me as i left like it was a party favor. god bless america.

[ mssg ]: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[ mssg ]: sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

[ mssg ]: my girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

[ mssg ]: i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love.

[ mssg ]: i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

[ mssg ]: i’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camouflage to go hunting .. should i bump into him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there?

[ mssg ]: i just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. today is going to be epic.

[ mssg ]: going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.

[ mssg ]: i’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

[ mssg ]: it was good sex. she was screaming so much i didn’t know whether or not my name was _____ or god.

[ mssg ]: i don’t remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall.

[ mssg ]: thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated.

[ mssg ]: he bought me flowers. the card with it said: sorry i cant get you off. i will try harder.

[ mssg ]: i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.

[ mssg ]: y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you’re going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.