[vladtheunfollower]

[forgetfulbrontosaurus]

@perpetualperseveration doesn’t Kylie like these….

[foursousaphones]

This made me laugh for 45 minutes it’s real life techno chicken

[mitskimaxims]

due to personal reasons i will be the cowboy

[unrealtournament4-deactivated20]

[hornyonmainstreet]

1. Hello

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brockway Record, Pennsylvania, February 3, 1933

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[drearyhours]

what message is sk8r boi even trying to convey

[blackpyrefly]

she can’t make it any more obvious :/

[warmlantern-deactivated20190206]

Jw who are yall friends with to where you need to post like “TED BUNDY ISNT SEXY” on your social media over and over 

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[number1scrub-deactivated2021032]

gonna work hard this semester so I can work hard on the bar so I can work hard at my job so I can work hard at my job so I can work hard at my job so I can work hard at my job so I can…work…hard at my…job and? then…die?

[12b6]

call out post

[heartsfemme]

the worst type of men are the ones that consider eating meat a personality trait

[fakehistory]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

[mysharona1987]

[marchagainstshakira-deactivated]

me, being kicked out of school for plagiarism: um you’re not entitled to my emotional labor? find the sources yourself

[afloweroutofstone]

A work cited page with one entry, which reads “it’s not my job to educate you”

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[canyonmoonrays-deactivated20200]

Merry Christmas!!

[psilocyboi]

Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses