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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
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@12b6
one of my coworkers has a sign up that usually says “SEE THE GOOD” but earlier this week the “GOOD” fell off and the spacing is really weird so every day when i get off the elevator i run into this sign that looks like it just says “SEETHE” and it’s like. yeah man. we’re at work. i WILL seethe, thanks.
santa put me on the Nuanced list this year
say what you will about being a lawyer but at least you get your own office most of the time
COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion
It’s December 10th!
"even if I failed to state a claim, my fist wont" - matt murdock (maybe my cousin vinny . . . i mean basically any lawyer unhinged enough to do that tattoo would also be willing to say that im sure)
see those are criminal cases and we are a civil litigation blog
12(b)(6) would be the best-worst legal tattoo to get, especially as knuckle tats since you could do one character on each digit
im procrastinating my final and came up with this
don’t do it
whoever decided a holiday break should only apply to schoolchildren and people at tech companies??? like what??
my litigation style is spite
my kink is finding loopholes
you could say I get off on a technicality
this is me, but like, I am no 12(b)(5)
hope you have a good day
aw thanks beb
me: you know what, this isn’t my problem, I’m over it. you’re not gonna get me to fight your battles for you.
client: you’re literally my lawyer
litigation in a nutshell
welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks
Me: a less experienced opposing counsel is messing up left and right, I’ll be the bigger person and give him all the leniency I can :)
Also me: Oh but you sent me a condescending email? I will fucking end you and hang your decapitated head to be forever engrained in Westlaw as an exemplarily terrible lawyer
quit your job
join my band of mercenaries
How's the dental?
you can have all the teeth you can carry
cool I’m in
@reductress @12b6
Ok but this is kinda wholesome bc it means she will never give up
