hollanov enjoyer

alt account dedicated to heated rivalry because it is consuming my soul | main account: @cherrybombb8

[vamphours]

love them so much. i wanna keep drawing them foreverrrr

[mazzystar24]

Blooper reel whennnnnn every bts they drop feeds meee

[batrachised]

is heated rivalry problematic for romanticizing hockey?

No, but it is problematic for romanticizing tuna melts

[hollanovulation]

my sondaughter and their cheesecake factory waiter bf about to be naked on live television tmrw because of my government’s tax funded yaoi show

[shuploc]

Hudson Williams painting, inspired by classical art 🐍

[piwonplaylist]

ep 4 in my mind

[jadeinretrogrde]

tumblr users on march 15th

[lavenderprose]

As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.

They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.

Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.

Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.

Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"

Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.

Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."

Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.

Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.

Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.

Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.

I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.

[fourteen-ten]

I hope 99% of unrivaled is just. This.

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[escapepodding]

Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to

[muppetyaoi]

computer. i’ll believe in anything by wolf parade. loud enough to kill.

[lonelyifonlys]

jacob tierney gave us a voicemail.

“hey, this is ilya, i will never listen to your voicemail”.

and it has just hit me like a freight train how devastating that specific wording will sound, when a certain shane is desperate to contact his boyfriend during a certain event in the long game (season 2).

jacob you’re a genius and i love your emotionally destructive mind

[finelytaylored]

ALSKJDKLSMD HELP

[flyora]

Mr Freckles and Mr Freckles Lover here

Yes I'm on my way to be delulu giggling whiner because of them

TV show: HEATED RIVALRY

Пожалуйста не обижайте Илюшу золотце такое 💔

[galecstatic]

no but honestly how. the. fuck.

[polartss]

’tis heated I guess

[fourteen-ten]

Tried editing for the first time, yes I'm aware its a bit shit but I had fun ☺️

[knowmeorudont]

i love you.