[stability]

[sitcomlesbian]

this really is me

[okitasenpai]

[soft-stims]

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

[soft-stims]

I wasn’t kidding

[deejay]

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

[secfromdisaster-deactivated2016]

[goasthed]

[ellajelichoconnor]

[sidnugget]

[homoz]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

@excima

[allthecanadianpolitics]

This post is dedicated to everyone who keeps saying that Kinder Morgan’s oil pipeline expansion will make British Columbia rich.

[mizcrackerr]

@miz_cracker: I am very lucky to have a friend like @monetxchange in my corner who will defend my name when I am not there to defend myself. A true sister. Send her love, buy her merch, etc…she’s a star 🌟

@monetxchange:  I loooove this woman a lot. We went through one of the MOST traumatic things we will probably ever experience in our lives, together! When you talk about her…you talk about me. #saltines

[depsidase]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

why do food places have to give you that little tiny ass baby cup when you ask for water it’s so flagrant. water drinkers are treated like second class citizens in this country

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

you ask for soda they give you a trough sized cup, you’re treated like royalty. you ask for water they’re like oh baby wants his water? his wahwah? here you fucking go little man take this

[favedump]

“Close But No Potato” is one of the best Twitter accounts

[republicansareahategroup]

That free lunch one though

[amazin59]

You can’t make this stuff up

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

all arthur characters are gay. a close analysis follows

francine:

classic lesbian move

Muffy:

femme. dating francine

Barnie:

insecure about his sexuality. why he bullies everyone

These girls:

obviously

Buster and Arthur:

I mean look at them

sue ellen:

lesbian

the teacher:

gives gay vibes

this random teacher:

there’s no way she’s straight

the scare your pants off author:

a hippie lesbian

the music teacher:

a theater gay

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

I really said Barney instead of binky didn’t I

[bisexualcrises]

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon: