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finger guns mandatory, shirt/shoes optional

[mythicreature]

IMPORTANT!!!

that is all

[murasaki-cha]

Honestly both of them look more like they're having an existential crisis than a dead body

[gaybichon]

i'm sorry she's so funny

[gaybichon]

[littleevil0ne1]

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

[raining-stars-somewhere-else-de]

can’t trust anyone who criticises the mamma mia movie. like wtf are you even criticising. the plot?? the characterisation?? my brother in christ they put meryl streep, colin firth and amanda seyfried on an island, got them drunk and asked them to sing abba songs in the campest way possible that’s LITERALLY. IT. by this point you have to just assume that you’re the problem.

[transfemininomenon]

bitches be like "but we never learn who her father is!!" uh yeah we do she has Three??

[cerayanay]

No guys don’t worry this young woman’s celebrity is going to be totally different. No yeah we’re going to do it right this time, she’s totally not going to be exploited at all. No i promise it’s different this time this teenager is totally in charge of her career, she’s not made to do anything. Yeah we promise we’re going to make sure this rapid rise in fame and complete stripping of privacy is not going to do any long term damage this time, she’s going to be totally fine this time

[rovermcfly]

so glad the ghoul boys realised ryan can carry shane, this is a great new era of their content

[wearewatcher]

we requested ryan to let shane walk but he won’t listen to us

[medievalthymes]

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

[internettythings]

[gorillaheritageposts]

gorilla heritage post

[roboco-san]

when u get anxiety medication for the first time

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

Sweet Adeline-singing motherfucker

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[uttering-joyous-leaves]

happy one year anniversary to possibly the best plum poem since william carlos williams' "this is just to say"

[deadbodyrave]

[catchymemes]

[therobotmonster]

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

[butch-of-the-blades]

Big Boi