☠ hell money ☠

aim is northbounds (plotting stuff is here)

[fowlmouse-blog]

another of our 24 hour charity tattoo-a-thons starts tonight and i am not ready

[luvbey]

camping

[fowlmouse-blog]

my friend: hey are you still coming over today? me: yeah i just need to shower first me, forty minutes later: *still hasn't showered*

[fowlmouse-blog]

i'm supposed to be hanging out with a friend before work but i've been awake for two hours and i still haven't bothered to take a shower

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself

[m0rtalisia-blog]

my touch is black and poisonous and nothing like my punch

[fowlmouse-blog]

all i want is for someone to bring me a sandwich

[fowlmouse-blog]

why oh why do i always end up going to work on my days off

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[fowlmouse-blog]

i know that makes me sound like a fuckboy, but turns out she's a terrible person so i don't feel bad about it.

[fowlmouse-blog]

there's this girl i hooked up with for a while when i first moved to california but her personality was fucking awful and i hated talking to her so now if i happen to see her around town, i purposefully don't say anything.

[fowlmouse-blog]

@metal-angemon your best friend is remy and you're calling me out for being dramatic

[fowlmouse-blog]

people who ask what you're smiling at when you're on your phone are the worst kind of people

[fowlmouse-blog]

june, you’re drunk. go home.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[guactactical-deactivated2017040]

[realpersonfacts]

[fowlmouse-blog]

i’m gonna quit my job. i miss so many good selfies.

[fun-in-xxxeral-blog]

And I will never be able to love you, I couldn’t if I tried, And I will lay down next to you, But I fear a dead body would feel warm compared to mine