Just Your Average Blind Badass

RP Blog dedicated to headcanon-based RWBY character Fox Alistair [[former Vacuo villager, proud shark faunus, and badass brawler of Team CFVY]]

[firebluevixen]

“It has been far too long since the last time I was here—but I heard someone is a mother again?” Fox smiled. (@fox-alistair-isms)

"Well if it isn't Fox." Red smiled brightly. "Yes, come here. Meet Holly and Thomas." Red said as she gestured to the babies.

[fox-alistair-isms]

Fox turned towards the two, crouching low to get a better ‘look’. “They’re adorable—you must be proud.” He smiled up to her.

[firebluevixen]

"We are. I'm more happy that they are both strong and healthy. That's the most important thing." Red smiled and sighed happily. "So what have you been up to? It's been a while since we talked last."

[fox-alistair-isms]

“Honestly, not much,” Fox replied, smiling at the two little ones before turning towards Red’s voice. “Coco’s been giving us hell with her new training regiment, she really wants us to win the tournament this year.”

[firebluevixen]

“It has been far too long since the last time I was here—but I heard someone is a mother again?” Fox smiled. (@fox-alistair-isms)

"Well if it isn't Fox." Red smiled brightly. "Yes, come here. Meet Holly and Thomas." Red said as she gestured to the babies.

[fox-alistair-isms]

Fox turned towards the two, crouching low to get a better ‘look’. “They’re adorable—you must be proud.” He smiled up to her.

[velveteen-faunus]

Follow up question: Yatsu and Fox, boxers or briefs?

“Out of respect for my teammates’ privacy, I won’t answer that question.”

[fox-alistair-isms]

“I go for boxer-briefs, and I’m pretty sure Yatsu goes for briefs.”

[velveteen-faunus]

“Well, I... Guess that answers their question.”

[fox-alistair-isms]

Fox shrugs. “I mean, if they want to know it, fine—personally, I think there’s a lot more important things to worry about than what us guys are wearing, but that’s just me.”

[velveteen-faunus]

Follow up question: Yatsu and Fox, boxers or briefs?

“Out of respect for my teammates’ privacy, I won’t answer that question.”

[fox-alistair-isms]

“I go for boxer-briefs, and I’m pretty sure Yatsu goes for briefs.”

[zsweber-studios]

Important Mun Announcement:

By the end of this month, I intend to close all of my RP blogs and discontinue their usage.

The reasons for this are varied, but in short order: I have twenty muses at this point! Each with their own blog and set-up, and it’s exhausting having to manage them all. Some of them haven’t seen use since I first joined Tumblr three and a half years ago, and some as new as made last month. At the same time, I’ve been wanting to run a multi-muse blog for a while now, but it didn’t make sense so long as I had their original blogs still intact.

So, starting effective immediately, my RP blogs will be closed to service. In their place, I will be making a new Tumblr specifically for all RP needs and interests. I will provide a link and promo for the Tumblr once it has been created.

Until then, I’ll see y’all around!

[luimnigh]

...still can't wait for Teams CFVY and SSSN to find out that Jaune Arc became a Huntsman before any of them.

[luimnigh]

"I'm having a hard time processing some of this."

"Which part? Magic being real, the schools being built over ancient artifacts, the Queen of the Grimm, the fact that there's an objectively correct religion, Ozpin is inside a kid's head..."

"No, I'm fine with that. But you're seriously telling me Jaune Arc has his license already?"

[fox-alistair-isms]

“Honestly, when you sit it all down and think it over, it just makes sense, right? If Grimm truly are mindless beasts, but their actions recently have seemed more coordinated, it would stand to reason that there’s a leader behind them all. It makes even more sense for said leader to be absolutely unkillable--I mean, if Ozpin’s been trying to defeat her for thousands of years, and our one and only plan with problems is shoot it until it goes away, then the queen being unkillable totally makes sense.”

“Magic being real supports the whole unkillable Grimm Queen thing...though, the fact that there are Relics that are pure magic is a bit of a surprise. Especially because...considering how powerful you all made them out to be, their powers seem to be pretty mundane, honestly. I mean, the ability to show someone the truth is cool and all, but I’m pretty sure I ran into a Huntsman the other day with that, just a few tics underleveled. And the Maidens? Well, while their powers sound pretty wicked, summoning fire and wind also seems pretty standard, if a bit more powerful than normal.”

“But Arc getting his Huntsman license? Sure, the kid’s a decent fighter now, and a pretty good strategist, but what--and excuse my language--the FUCK qualifies him more to be a Huntsman than myself or the rest of my team?”

“...actually, considering his first mission as a Huntsman was to escort kids to and from school, what the fuck makes your average buff boi at the gym--let alone me, a trained and true fighter--UNDER-qualified to be a Huntsman?”

[fox-alistair-isms]

⚠️ The Person Reading This Is Wonderful, And Deserves All The Love ⚠️

“Ah--okay, that’s not fair, since these are supposed to be directed at me, the muse, and they’re also supposed to be warnings...but thank you...”

[fox-alistair-isms]

⚠️ Sass king is sassy.

[[Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.]]

“You got that right. In other news, water is wet, Neo is an absolute sinnamon roll, and I still can’t see for shit!”

[deactivated-blog]

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[indomitable-dark-knight]

[[Give this a like or a reblog if you’d like to RP with a new RWBY OC based off of the Black Knight of Arthurian Legend…as well as Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]

[everythingfox]

protect them

[tonny-the-tonberry-queen]

Fox stepped into the library with a sigh—Coco wasn’t going to let up on him until he finished the paper, so here he was. He threw down his books and was about to sit down when he paused. He wasn’t alone. (@fox-alistair-isms)

Tonny was nose deep into a book when she looked up, and saw Fox. “h-hello?” She tilted her head a bit

[fox-alistair-isms]

@tonny-the-tonberry-queen

Fox blinked and turned to look down at Tonny, looking down at her. “What do you mean, lead scientist? The lead scientist that…made…you?”

[tonny-the-tonberry-queen]

Tonny nodded. “I’ve been afraid he was going to find me. He always called me his prized test subject and he was upset when Oobleck stole me away”

[fox-alistair-isms]

“Well don’t worry,” Fox replied with a smile, holding her close. “You’re at Beacon, you’ll be safe here.”

[fox-alistair-isms]

"Foooox~!" She hops excitedly, then stumbles into her teammate and hugs him. "Hi!"

Fox blinked and stumbled back in surprise before quickly holding onto Velvet and giving her a smile. “Hey Velv—you doing alright?” he asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

[velveteen-faunus]

She sits down with his guidance, holding her head in her hand as her rabbit ears droop. "I didn't think I had that much... I'm a real lightweight..." She pouts.

[fox-alistair-isms]

“Hey, it’s alright,” Fox smiled, moving to sit beside her and hold her shoulder. “Now you know to really take it slow next time Coco drags you on a wild ride again!”

[velveteen-faunus]

Velvet looks up at him with a bit of a kicked puppy expression, but quickly smiles again and her ears perk up slightly. "I guess you're right. Can I hug you again? You're really comfortable!"

[fox-alistair-isms]

Fox blinked before shrugging and nodding. “I don’t see why not—go right ahead Velv,” he smiled back at her.

[fox-alistair-isms]

"Foooox~!" She hops excitedly, then stumbles into her teammate and hugs him. "Hi!"

Fox blinked and stumbled back in surprise before quickly holding onto Velvet and giving her a smile. “Hey Velv—you doing alright?” he asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

[velveteen-faunus]

She sits down with his guidance, holding her head in her hand as her rabbit ears droop. "I didn't think I had that much... I'm a real lightweight..." She pouts.

[fox-alistair-isms]

“Hey, it’s alright,” Fox smiled, moving to sit beside her and hold her shoulder. “Now you know to really take it slow next time Coco drags you on a wild ride again!”

[fox-alistair-isms]

"Foooox~!" She hops excitedly, then stumbles into her teammate and hugs him. "Hi!"

Fox blinked and stumbled back in surprise before quickly holding onto Velvet and giving her a smile. “Hey Velv—you doing alright?” he asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

[velveteen-faunus]

"I'm good! I think... Coco took me drinking with her. Hey! Why are you called Fox if you're a shark faunus?" She looks up at him expectantly, her ears twitching.

[fox-alistair-isms]

Ah, that explained it. Fox smiled and shrugged. “Maybe it’s because I’m such a foxy little rogue?” he said, winking in her direction. “I mean, to be fair, Coco’s not chocolate, and you’re not made of velvet, Velv.”

[velveteen-faunus]

His joke earns a giggle from her, and she pulls back from the hug, only to get dizzy and hold onto him again. "Woaah... My head. This is really weird. Am I drunk?"

[fox-alistair-isms]

“Definitely,” Fox replied, guiding her down to sit down. “Just sit down, you’ll feel better. How much did you drink?”

[fox-alistair-isms]

"Foooox~!" She hops excitedly, then stumbles into her teammate and hugs him. "Hi!"

Fox blinked and stumbled back in surprise before quickly holding onto Velvet and giving her a smile. “Hey Velv—you doing alright?” he asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

[velveteen-faunus]

"I'm good! I think... Coco took me drinking with her. Hey! Why are you called Fox if you're a shark faunus?" She looks up at him expectantly, her ears twitching.

[fox-alistair-isms]

Ah, that explained it. Fox smiled and shrugged. “Maybe it’s because I’m such a foxy little rogue?” he said, winking in her direction. “I mean, to be fair, Coco’s not chocolate, and you’re not made of velvet, Velv.”

[fox-alistair-isms]

"Foooox~!" She hops excitedly, then stumbles into her teammate and hugs him. "Hi!"

Fox blinked and stumbled back in surprise before quickly holding onto Velvet and giving her a smile. “Hey Velv—you doing alright?” he asked, raising an eyebrow at her.