a chuckle. the press of cold metal against his abdomen does little to sway him ( if anything, it sways him in the opposite direction, dulls the spark of fury that had him grasping roughly onto blond hair to begin with. slowly, oh so slowly, an eyebrow ticks upwards, its curve sardonic, indicative of no resolve to placate Kurama’s obvious, bubbling anger ). the dance of amusement drops from his eyes to his mouth as it, too, curves ( you could cut someone on it, if you tried ). “ . . . .really, sweetheart? you’re gonna shoot me? over this? ” the words tumble out of his mouth an octave lower than per usual, slowly caressed by his tongue to velvet-smoothness.
the second eyebrow joins the first, both crawling further up towards his hairline in mock-surprise. slowly, as if not to startle a wild animal, Hidan’s free hand raises to curl around the one holding the revolver. his hold is lazy, as languid as the ascent that he guides it through ( slowly, carelessly, upwards, sliding against the pristine white of his tee ). he takes his time with it, too ( gaze dropping from those pretty blues, to that mouth, to then watch in open, piqued interest the ascent of that barrel up his body ). for a moment, he pauses it over a lung, then guides it further to pinpoint his own heart with ( alarming, dangerous, telling ) accuracy, before chuckling. he guides it further up, even as it grazes his throat. “ if you’re gonna shoot me, make it count at least, hm? ”
the muzzle of the revolver pauses, stops and lingers over Hidan’s bottom lip, and he hums in appreciation ( of something so hazardous, playing fucking dice ), lashes falling to half-mast. ( it’s a nice, clean, quick idea. a bullet straight through the brain, blowing it to pieces. if you’re lucky, a clean death that doesn’t leave you a half-functioning fleshsuit. most aren’t – lucky, that is. )
beneath a heavily-lidded gaze, he seeks out those pretty blues once more ( even as he leans forward, head tilted, tongue sliding slowly over the smooth barrel, down its whole damned length ). doesn’t even blink when he leans back, and, wrapping his lips around the revolver, retraces the some path. hollows his cheeks. groans quietly against the metal. then pulls back with a(n appreciative, exaggerated ) hum.
and laughs.
and laughs.
and laughs, and presses that same cursed mouth to Kurama’s in a bruising, eager kiss.