Sentence Meme [ Leverage: Season 1 Edition ]
• ”You’re precisely why I work alone.” • ”How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?” • ”All right, let’s go break the law just one more time.” • ”He tried to kill us.” • ”More importantly, he didn’t pay us.” • ”What’s in it for me?” • ”There’s something wrong with you.” • ”I’m just very good at what I do.” • ”Oh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.” • ”I’m a professional criminal and I find that disturbing.” • ”Well, somebody got to fight the injured, shoot, that’s my niche.” • ”As long as I don’t have to do anything immoral.” • ”No, absolutely not. No, I just need you to figure out how to…fake a miracle.” • ”Look, look… look man, you’re lucky on this deadline, I didn’t give you a baking soda volcano.” • ”The truth? The truth is what I say it is.” • ”Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.” • ”People are like knives. Everything’s in context.” • ”Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?” • ”It’s like a placebo effect. It’s not really working, but it makes you feel better anyway.” • ”You bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?” • ”Death haunts us every day, no matter where we are.” • ”I had fortune cookies for breakfast.” • ”Somebody find me a brain.” • ”Oh yeah, he’s definitely getting creepier.” • ”Don’t get mad, but…I may have spilled slushie in your car.” • ”I’m not-don’t try to change the subject!” • ”I was aiming for his leg.” • ”You want me to kick it?” • ”I’ma go and… freshen up a little bit. Maybe cry a little.” • ”Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie.” • ”Jumping from a sky scraper, she’s cool. But making small talk, it’s like pure terror.” • ”I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. Okay?” • ”You know why they say Justice wears a blindfold? So you can’t see that Justice is asleep.” • ”I am sure there’s reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.” • ”Are you here to kill me, [name]?” • ”WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!” • ”Hey, [name]. I got some dental work with your name on it.” • ”What do you say we hook up so I can give it to you?” • ”You were all trying to solve your version of the crime instead of just trying to… solve the crime.” • ”There’s a reason we work together.” • ”You actually expect this to work?” • ”No, you’re supposed to say “Wow, that’s just crazy enough to work!”“ • ”Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.” • ”That’s his superpower.” • ”Screw therapy! That felt really good.” • ”So, you know your entire plan depended on me being a self-serving, utter bastard.” • ”Yeah, that’s a stretch.”
