Felicity Foxglove reports

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[foxglovenews]

Felicity, there's been sightings of Miss Hardbroom wearing all pink. - A friend

You should have taken a picture! @familiarauxillar any comments?

[foxglovenews]

Now that Agatha is out of the painting because of Ethel,do you think her partner in crime Miss gullet will be set free as well?

Ethel let Agatha out of the painting? Oh my giddy bats! She’s going to get me in big trouble!!Everybody look out!! (But to answer your question: possibly)

[foxglovenews]

Got any new reports felicity?

Yes, I’ve heard you blew up the potions lab!

[thegoddessofdarkness-deactivate]

I didn’t blow up the potions lab,I just accidentally blew up a cauldron and who else knows about this other than you

[foxglovenews]

Well Ethel was the one who discovered it (she sneaked into Miss Hardbroom’s lab to get an ingredient for a potion she wants to give to Mildred) so...everyone

(Plus it’s on my blog now)

[foxglovenews]

Got any new reports felicity?

Yes, I’ve heard you blew up the potions lab!

[foxglovenews]

Mysterious engagement?

A lost maglet was found in the dining hall. Upon inspection, it was discovered that it was left open on a google tab, the term searched on which was “creative ways to propose”.  No one has came to claim it. Miss Drill collected it and stored it in the “lost and found” cabinet until further development. Everyone is placing bets on who the groom/bride to be is. So far: -30 pupils and 1 teacher have bet on Miss Hardbroom -28 pupils have bet on Miss Drill (suspecting she retrieved the maglet to cover up) -20 students have bet on Mr Daisy (they believe he dropped his maglet on his way to propose to miss Tapioca. Mabel threatened to transform them all into toads) -10 pupils have bet on miss Cackle

[foxglovenews]

I saw Mildred, Maud, and Enid sneaking around the castle after midnight. What are they up to.

@mildredhubbletrouble Would you wish to share the answer with us?

[foxglovenews]

I saw HB hugging Miss Pentangle

@familiarauxillar @strawberryphilleddonut Now we don’t only have an anonymous tip but also a witness.

[strawberryphilleddonut]

Dimity Drill, if this is you posing as Pippa I will have your head and you will suffer the consequences of your actions!

Oh, Hiccup. I suppose the only way to prove my identity is to prove my knowledge of information about you that Dimity could only-well, could never actually- imagine: a) Remember the time you,me and Mavis Spellbody teamed up and took a hair from the great wizard’s beard which you later used to make an advanced transformation potion on Miss Bat? And how no other teacher would listen to her because they were too busy schmoozing her greatness and worrying over the “great wizard’s” sudden visit? No? What about ths next one:b)Remember when we presented our 2nd grade projects and Fenella Foxglove invented a pedicure enahncement spell that could apparently make fingernails grow while preserving the shape and color, without ever breaking? And how you sneaked in my room and we stayed up all night making our nails grow to see how long they could possibly get without breaking? And then you got the entire witches’ code written on your thumb to see if it’d fit?  😂 Still no? You have to remember this next one:c)Remember your “Miss Ghoul-lette:the phantom adventures of Geraldine” comic series that you sketched and anonymously submitted to the Foxglove school newspaper? It became so popular it was practically the entire reason anyone read Fenella’s paper. Copies sold out like fire. And everyone made wild speculations about who the artist was (some went as far as to theorize it was Miss Cackle herself) but I knew it was you. Unfortunately, the paper got banned but thankfully you didn’t get caught. It’s kind of strange in hindsight, true author spells are easy to cast (Perhaps the rumor that the teachers found it amusing holds some truth to it after all).

[familiarauxillar]

That is… that is… very pe-r-r-sonal information. Fine, you are most obviously Pippa Pentangle and I am a shade of red that I cannot describe.

[foxglovenews]

@missggullet Do you wish to comment? How does it feels to learn this after all these years?

[foxglovenews]

Miss Foxglove, on aver-r-r-age, how many students interact with your blog? And do you enjoy aimless speculation?

I’m afraid that is classified information,Miss Hardbroom. As big names in the field say “good journalist never reveals their sources”. I don’t understand what you mean by that. All information displayed on this blog is truthful. At Foxglove news,we take journaling seriously

[foxglovenews]

When Ethel said “she’s cheating” and you asked her if she meant Mildred in the competition, was there something else you thought Ethel might have been referring to?

I thought she could be referring to just about every pupil at Cackle’s. Anyone who knows Ethel as well as I do (or reads my articles anyway) knows she can be quite…competitive. And has a handful of selected witches she’s gunning for (yet any of you could suddenly find yourselves in her scope. You can never be safe)

[foxglovenews]

Miss Hardbroom and Miss Pentangle are in love!

@strawberryphilleddonut @familiarauxillar Any comments on this anonymous tip?

[familiarauxillar]

Miss Foxglove, I expected better of you. You are hereby given three consecutive days of detention and one-hundred lines of, “I will not intervene or sensationalize my teacher’s personal lives.” If this is to happen again you will be suspended from your “News Blog” immediately.

[strawberryphilleddonut]

Felicity! How have you been? I’m very sorry that I have yet to find time to give you that exclusive interview! On the question now:  I unfortunately have to side with your deputy on this one as it is not very kind of you to make personal questions that could make your teachers uncomfortable (although I realize any respectable news station such as yours oughts to follow in the footsteps of big names like The Witching times). I do admire your passion to your craft and dedication to your followers and I hope to see more of your journaling! *double checks to make sure Hecate is satisfied with my answer and has stopped paying attention*

[foxglovenews]

Miss Hardbroom and Miss Pentangle are in love!

@strawberryphilleddonut @familiarauxillar Any comments on this anonymous tip?

[foxglovenews]

Spell science teacher found talking to flower

Mr Dardanelle Daisy, 52 was seen caressing a daisy and talking to it about Miss Tapioca. When asked about it, he stated that he’s working on a spell that would grant flowers the ability to speak and that he was just practicing. The experiment seems to be failing so far. An anonymous pupil claims to have heard him say “Whew, we almost got caught” once Foxglove news departed the scene

[foxglovenews]

A mysterious package,has arrived at the academy this evening,carried by an owl. The package was labeled as “confidential” and addressed to a “Hiccup”.

Teachers and students are puzzled and everyone claims to be unawaren of who “Pipsqueak”, the sender or “Hiccup” the recipient is supposed to be.

Miss Hardbroom, who suggested the owl got lost, carried the package to her chambers to keep it safe until tomorrow morning when further action to locate the two anonymous witches with the help of magic postal services will ensue.

When asked to comment on the incident, she gave me detention

A couple first years suspect the package was intended for Mr Daisy and contains some magical machinery. Fenella Feverview believes Miss Tapioca has subscribed to a “wine testing club” hence “Hiccup”. Mabel threw a bowl of porridge on her face as a response. Lastly, Miss Cackle states she fervently believes (hopes?) it was an innocent mistake at best and harmless prank at worst. She asked me to let you all know there’s no reason to worry about it as she admired the art in her room, thoughtfully. Perhaps she ordered a new painting?

[foxglovenews]

Witchiest witch indulging in non magical drinks

An anonymous but credible source claims to have witnessed our deputy head,potions teacher and form mistress,Hecate Hardbroom drinking a non magical drink from a red can which was earlier confiscated from Azura Moon. Various pupils from a non magical background have confirmed the drink to be an incredibly popular type of soda by the name “Coca Cola”. The carbon substance is a mixture of chemicals none of our informants is sure about but they all confirm it to be very tasty despite the unappetizing description. It is also said to cause whoever drinks to become gassy. It is undeniably a great shock for miss Hardbroom, who some fabulous witches have characterized as “the witchiest witch” and “strict disciplinarian stuck firmly in the past” to be consuming this non magical product. Rumors say she was heard telling Ada Cackle that the whole incident was purely a test to determine the nature of the liquid, its qualities and the degree of safety to be drank by witches. “It is after all, the duty of every respectable potionist and educator to further investigate such substances in further hopes of undertsanding human chemistry and non magical culture”