One of Us Has to Make It

 I'm Carly | Been on this HellSite since 2011 and God Herself could't make me leave. Not spoiler free, so browse at your own risk. Will tag upon request. BTS side blog is sugawhininghobi

[foxhole-cat]

HEATED RIVALRY FIC HELP

Hi everyone, I'm looking for a ff and I have so little details about it, hopefully someone can help me find it 😅

It's post-Scott coming out, the press is questions Shane about it before an All-Star game, and they ask him about how the locker room is going to be with Scott, and Shane says something along the lines of "do you think we're having sex in the locker room??"

That's literally all I remember, but if anybody has any clue as to what this fic is, please let me know 🙏

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

[exhuastedpigeon]

This Game Changer moment is going to live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.

"Are you trying to say Tatooine?"

[demidork]

[best-ofpjo]

percy’s the most unreliable narrator of our generation

his pov: so then i kinda just made a little storm under my feet it was so awesome and i hit the monster and i felt kinda bad for it but you know. where’s annabeth? i need to see her.

everyone else: wait what the fuck why is he making a hurricane. why does he look like a serial killer? oh shit he’s yelling for annabeth, oh shit he has a knife, SOMEONE GET THE BLONDE

[khwabonkeparindey]

Okay, not to put any of the blame on you in this situation. Obviously, Patrick should’ve told you he had a fiancé. But why didn’t you ask him? If he had a secret fiancé? Well, no, but did you guys not talk about your dating history?

SCHITT’S CREEK (2015-2020) 4.08 THE JAZZAGUY

[appadorable]

14 years and y'all still don't get why aang didn't kill ozai this is genuinely embarrassing might as well just admit that you paid 0 attention while watching the show

[astronomifier]

Aang's like, entire arc in the show is about the conflict between his duties as the avatar and his personal needs as a kid and an air nomad. You see this with the conflict at the end of season 2 over letting go of his attachment to katara as well: he has to choose between unlocking the avatar state and being a young person who feels friendship and romantic love. In the case of killing ozai, he has to choose between an act of incredible violence that seems to be the only way to save a cruel world (his duties as an avatar), and his air nomad teachings, which say that all life is sacred. Avatar yangchen even explicitly tells him to abandon his air nomad teachings to serve as avatar. However, aang isnt just any air nomad, or any air nomad avatar: as the last airbender, abandoning those teachings is, in some way, letting his culture die - and letting it die in favor of joining in the violence of the war. Instead, he proves to the world that there is a third path, one of compassion and restraint, though, notably, not undeserved forgiveness. By taking this third path, he is able to both fulfil his duties as the avatar AND follow his air nomad teachings, thus overcoming his central conflict.

[maburito]

Also full offense but, Ozai would have won if Aang had killed him. Because yes, this would mean the sort of death of the last airbenders, and Ozai wanted Aang to kill him.

Making him entirely powerless and weak?? It's literally 10 times better than killing the asshole. There's nothing he can do now, he lost everything and he's just a pathetic old man and going to die old in indifference. That's such a better vengeance, its humiliating for Ozai

[jeonjungkoos]

J HOPE :: MORE

[chaoticxcreature]

percy jackson’s the best unreliable narrator of our time because his pov is all ‘oh hey this is cool’ cut to any other pov and everyone watching him is terrified bc he looks so scary with a mini tornado but really the kahoot song is just stuck in his head and he wants to see annabeth

[lordzuuko]

What I absolutely love about the Spidey trio is that, despite MJ being Peter’s girlfriend, no way did this make Peter love Ned any less. They were both important to him and will do anything for them. Ned and MJ are his best friends and he loves both of them equally and I think that’s just beautiful.

[letmebegaytodd]

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

[letmebegaytodd]

actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in

[letmebegaytodd]

anyway if this ever happens again i'm just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we'll get 'em next time

[letmebegaytodd]

i didn't....i didn't even think to do that

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

I could've...used other ingredients......?

[letmebegaytodd]

actually you know what in fairness to me i've been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i'm only making sandwiches

[letmebegaytodd]

i'm no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!

[letmebegaytodd]

The Three Egg Solution Comment Alignment Chart:

[pinof]

last time i ever do an insta q&a

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[minietaes]

fluffy hair 🐰

[xmelimelonx]

Imagine the foxes asking Neil what his body count is, maybe on a truth or dare on movie night. He says “Idk around 16?” and someone (probably Matt) is like... I thought you said you didn't swing before Andrew.

So Neil's like: what's that have to do with body count? And they're like: well doesn't having sex means you do swing? And like, Neil replies: oh you were taking about THAT body count, yeah no, just Andrew.

It takes a couple of seconds for them to realize boy was talking about murder. Andrew's just chilling in the background until he needs to intervene to change topics to avoid make Neil uncomfortable.

[boo-topia]

HELP my 6 yr old brother was walking around calling everyone he loves his nemesis and my grandma was like “what do you think nemesis means??!” and he goes “best friend!!!😊” CAUSE THATS WHAT HE LEARNED FROM DOOF N PERRY

[jason-todd-enthusiast-deactivat]

“percy is supposed to have black hair” “annabeth is supposed to be blonde” no. the only hair color that matters is that percy and annabeth get their matching grey streaks after holding up the sky in ttc