kiera 🥚

they think they're giants on the earth, but they're not even dust in god's eye

[heiiyr]

mark scout (smoking a cigarette): the year you were born i was graduating high school isnt that nuts im like 20 years older than you

helena eagan (so horny she cant stand up straight): can yuo put that.. out on Me

[visenyaism]

girlfriend has gotten really into ‘playing secretary’ where she steals my phone and answers my 3900 unanswered tumblr asks for me

[fantasy-daily]

THE LAST UNICORN (1982) | dir. dir. Arthur Rankin, Jr., Jules Bass

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[heiiyr]

[taraxippos]

Just found my titty armor high fantasy horse anthro violence decapitation celibacy shirt

[thesignofthedayseye]

Red Shetland by Terrie Smith!

(from an issue of Little Paw, viewable on the Internet Archive)

[kaylmao]

i want the best thing to happen to me

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[utopians]

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

[donkyetra-deactivated20220511]

yall being filthy frank was giving him fucking seizures holy shit

[novac]

? Ok

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I love the implication that he was trapped in some sort of filthy frank curse that could only be broken by making sad bart edit music

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[heiiyr]

i dont know what to make out of clay today& its stressing me the fuck out #UNEMPLOYED

[oneheadtoanother]

[fairycosmos]

blowing smoke out my mouth cryptically. we used to play on the computer. we used to play

[rozieramati]

A used copy of Jane Eyre dutifully vandalized from cover to cover by some middle school boy to replace every mention of Jane with “Spiderman” or “Spidey” ✧

[rozieramati]

Michael Jackson sending a question to Björks website in 2003

[fishandshesmygills]

everyone moved on from laurel hell way too fast… what an album