hey man, you ready to move it?

i'm kelly, a 37 y/o living in southern california with her pets! sometimes i write fanfic, but mostly i just reblog things i think are funny. look for me on bsky @bentsage!

[aaudreychu]

The Not-So-Amazing Digital Circus

[amaaruu]

Possession Obsession

[waldos-art]

So what if you got permanently altered and fucked up. Get loved anyways, loser.

[lum1natriiix]

iron lung | project hail mary similarities. 3/3 part one. | part two.

[snifsnoof]

is this okay....?

[voltaical-art]

backrooms good....

[orbizaz]

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[4digitan]

meooowwwwwww

[edgar-rain]

That damn Joker doesn’t understand that this is a war, not a game…

Though love is a war, isn’t it?

[binibiningdarna]

‘I’ll finally be able to escape the blood ocean and curl up in Ryan Gosling’s arms’

Happy mark found the yaoi

[foxtophat]

now that mark has confirmed he knows we're out here, it is imperative that every bloodymary fan buys iron lung as soon as it's available tomorrow so he knows we're a cool fandom and not a bunch of jerks like other uncooler fandoms

[haleytheegilbert]

Simplified them to smithereens

[bleaksqueak]

what would happen if I just

… posted these two pups…

TOGETHER. 

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[vamplire]

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]