guts & glory

[theguygardner]

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[theguygardner]

theme change to celebrate revival B)

[iforgemyownfuture-blog]

Hi there.

[ he smiles, nuzzling against the other’s cheek. ]

[theguygardner]

Hi yourself.

[ grins at the affection. ]

[iforgemyownfuture-blog]

[ just casually crawls on top of him. ]

[theguygardner]

[ puts his hands on Kyle's hips and leans up to kiss him. ]

[newgothambat]

Justice League International v1, #18

[theguygardner]

What are the chances if I wake up Len he'll be in the middle of a story he never actually started before hand.

[titansinmycrosshairs]

theguygardner replied to your post:

"I’m gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it comes out your mouth. You’ll be tasting your own leather-hinted shit for a week."

"I’m just saying, more craft beer will bring in much more business. Plus, imagine the sheer amount of money that can be made from hipsters by putting in PBR."

[theguygardner]

"Hipsters? We're in the middle of space! What hipsters do you know they trust these days with space travel? That's why half this shit you can't even pronounce. They like it. I get oan credits. Helps me pay my bills and bribe out Salaak."

[theguygardner]

OK but the question is when do we get to the sexting part of the relationship?

[fasterthansupes-archive]

Well you wouldn’t have to know these things if you didn’t eat other people’s things.

[theguygardner]

Excuse me for bein' a human bein' and havin' the need to eat to surivive.

[fasterthansupes-archive]

theguygardner replied to your post:HEY!  That’s my food too!

I don’t see your name on it.

I licked the fridge.  It all belongs to me.  

[theguygardner]

That is levels of nasty I can't begin to elaborate on.

[theguygardner]

frigidandsharp replied to your post:I learned long ago not to make ice puns at the...

I bet I’ve heard ‘em all.

Y'know, I had an actual ice goddess on my arm for a good while. I've said them all.

[theguygardner]

SOME REAL ICE BREAKERS.

[theguygardner]

I learned long ago not to make ice puns at the cold ones and he's soooo lucky I have, because I've got like seventeen sittin' here, waitin' to be cracked.

[frigidandsharp]

There’s a Green Lantern on my couch.

And he’s eating all my food.

[theguygardner]

Don't pretend you didn't know what you were gettin' into.

[astrxrum]

theguygardner

"On a scale of one to ten, how effective is a car as a thrown weapon? For science, of course." And possibly for future reference.

[theguygardner]

"Depends on where ya aim, in my opinion."

[iforgemyownfuture-blog]

Hey. Food’s on the counter. Should still be warm.

[theguygardner]

Hay is for horses. [ dips and kisses his chin. ] Thanks. How were the kids?

[theguygardner]

[ snores loudly in a consruct hammock, hung at the top between two buildings. He was supposed to be on watch duty for the JLI, but he was pretty beat. ]