happy big and sexually normal

he/they | 31 | like a dog but worse and gay

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[flipchild]

"A lovely squirt of cream just makes the day a dream".

—Sir

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[anarqueeen]

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

[fractiousfaggot]

I will get a tattoo this week so help me

[theehorsepusssy]

[grawly]

Flowers For Algernon (1959)

[ducissatenebrarum]

[nicodemite]

[biohorror-human]

we can get up and take care of our body

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all