Ninja Sex Party Songs Starter Sentences
Eating Food in the Shower:
“ You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.”
“ So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me.”
“ Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain!”
“ Don't things taste better when we're naked?”
“ WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me.”
“ It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate!”
“ I also hired a harpist and mariachi band.”
“ Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by.”
“ Man, it's getting crowded in here.”
“ Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!”
“ This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!”
“ They say you just ain't cool.”
“ Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more.”
“ First… You put your hands in the air and you jump off the ground, and then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around!”
“ You get all that, kid?”
“ That wasn't actually very helpful...”
“ When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants.”
“ slap a camel because this could be your only chance!”
“ Hey, I have an idea! Let's kick it!”
“ You're basically a superhero now, so throw some cars!”
“ Now go show those fuckers who's boss!”
“ Oh, god! (S)he might.. (S)he might actually be dead.”
“ I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates.”
“ I once won the whole super bowl by myself.”
“ When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?”
“ Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!”
“ How hard did I just seal the deal?”
“ And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch.”
“ Oh yeah, you are now in love.”
“ I killed a demon with these hands.”
“ Did I say I'm also in a band?”
“ I am a dragon. Not some guy... in a dragon suit.”
“ Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex.”
“ Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?”
“ Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon.”
“ Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.”
“ Protecting the weak almost all of the time.”
“ But shut up about him. Let's focus on me.”
“ I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are.”
“ My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick.”
“ Here's your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. No? OK.”
“ Ugh, I think I just dreamed it.”
“ You mean Ughh...stounding? Yeah. You do.”
“ With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary we punish the wicked then break into song!”
“I know you have no style.”
“You’re still a virgin. And you will be for awhile.”
“Hey, little ___, don’t be blue...”
“You walk like a newborn deer.”
“Now all your friend is here.”
“Don’t you know that you are cool as fuck?”
“You’re just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29.”
“Close your eyes and you will see a window into your destiny!”
“Where did he get a centaur...?”
“Now you’ve finally found your tribe.”
“Very helpful. Thank you.”
“Come on! You are the star tonight!”
“You were more than just a beauty to me.”
“The fact that you and I could plow is something I haven’t even thought about.”
“I’ve got a heart boner for you.”
“You’ve helped me grow...”
“My shallowness is a thing of the past.”
“You’ve helped me find maturity.”
“I’ll be your weiner king, teehee.”
“You are the love that I pursue.”
“Do you feel the feels I feel for you?”
“There’s so much we have yet to do.”
“Now jump me like a kangaroo.”
