novacane.

I don't need bodyguards. I'm from the South Bronx. -Al Pacino

[jksjazz]

You guys are literally the same person how did I not think of that. 

[francoduh]

He's got a few more fine lines than me, it confuses people.

[fck-nina]

Well you could help by paying child support.

[francoduh]

Why would I do that? You know how to get money.

[jksjazz]

That would be really cool. I can’t think of anyone to play you though.

[francoduh]

Maybe Jude Law.

[fck-nina]

Gross, Franco. 

[francoduh]

Just tryna help, damn.

[fck-nina]

That awkward moment when your boobs leak in public.

[francoduh]

I can clean it up if you want.

[jksjazz]

Someone needs to make a movie based the gangs because that would be cool.

[francoduh]

Lindsay Lohan could play you!!

[francoduh]

Do they make guns disguised as crutches?

[poetsup]

Bait Hook || Natalia & Franco

[poetsup]

Natalia laughed. “No. I don’t have ‘fuck buddies’. But he is friend. You shoot my friend, I tell him I cut off your balls and feed to dog. You want that?” She asked, her face as impassive as ever. She had no plans to anything of the sort, but his attitude got on her nerves, and she figured he could use a scare. “Not like you need them anyway, no one touch you in years. That why you go to strip club, da?”

She nodded and tucked her hair behind her ear. The worst she could do, he would never see. “You know, you might be cute. If someone sew your mouth shut.” She reached behind his chair and pulled out a crowbar. She whacked his against the palm of her hand a few times, testing the weight of it. “Surprise, you say?” She raised an eyebrow. “That is worst choice, but okay.” She whipped the crowbar out and hit her mark directly. She heard the kneecap of his left leg crack under the force, and almost cringed herself. “Oh, that is not good sound. I take it does not feel good either, da?”

"Maybe I make deal with you." She walked around behind him. "You want to walk out of here, da? How about you give me trade. Something worthwhile to make up for shooting my friend. And in return, I not bust other leg."

[francoduh]

Franco's eyes rolled dramatically to the back of his head in response, "I went to the strip club because I had money to blow," He reasoned. He watched her swing the crowbar about, figuring it was still a bluff considering the lack of damage Queens had cause when they had broken into his apartment.

He had to stop himself from laughing at her, instead letting out a sound of shock as the crowbar came towards him, his teeth gritting instantly. He leaned forward in his seat, doubling over in pain at both the sound of the impact and his bone, the seriousness of the injury spreading to cause different pains all over his body, "Are you fucking crazy?" He spat as he listened to her offer following the hit.

Forcing himself to lean back in the chair, Franco blinked upwards repeatedly, refusing to look at her in case something else came. He let out occasional sounds of pain in an effort to deal with it, "A trade?" Franco repeated in disbelief, "What do you want? I only have a kay thanks to your dick crew." He complained, laced with grunts as he continued to blink it back.

[fck-nina]

As soon as you pay the two years worth of child support. Just kidding. Whenever you’re free. 

[francoduh]

I don't have any big plans anytime soon considering my busted knee and all.

[gabriella-winters]

Why do you sound so shy about that?

[francoduh]

I'm not shy about it, I'm just not enjoying conversing with someone from Brooklyn.

[fck-nina]

I hope he becomes smart. Alright, fine. Maybe I’ll start calling him Frank too…so he gets used to it… 

[francoduh]

Frank sounds smarter than Carlos. So... when can I meet him?

[fck-nina]

That’s cute. He might get confused though. 

[francoduh]

No he won't, it'll make him smarter. Look at me, I have like six names and I'm doing fine.

[gtfojustinbiebs-deactivated2016]

I don’t give a damn if you the leader. I will slit your throat.

[francoduh]

Sounds like a good way to start a war dude, I think it's time for those anger management classes.

[gtfojustinbiebs-deactivated2016]

[francoduh]

Calm down man, I was just joking.

[fck-nina]

Why am I surprised at how well you’re taking this? He’s a little chubby like most babies are. Why the fuck would I call him Wayne? That’s a fat white kid’s name. His name’s Carlos. Carlos Franco De Jesus. 

[francoduh]

Oh cool, I'll call him Frank. Lil Frank.

[summerwxox-deactivated20140326]

I suggest you walk away before I beat the shit out of you.

[francoduh]

Bit unfortunate that you don't even scare me in the slightest huh?

[gabriella-winters]

Are you a momma’s boy?

[francoduh]

Some would say that, I guess.