back off bitch

Jasmine Jazz King| The Bronx | probably not interested

[jksjazz]

People who cry when you threaten them are sooo annoying.

[levi-west-deactivated20140308]

Actually, so far I think it might be the slightest bit anticlimactic darlin’. I mean, who would the stars even be? We’ve got a pretty extensive cast of characters here if you ask me. It’d almost have to be like a series or something focusing in on each individual gang I think. 

[jksjazz]

That would make more sense. They might have to dramatize everything a bit too because it is soooo boring at the moment.

[francoduh]

He’s got a few more fine lines than me, it confuses people.

[jksjazz]

That's probably it. I mean are you sure you're not related? 

[francoduh]

Maybe Jude Law.

[jksjazz]

You guys are literally the same person how did I not think of that. 

[gabriella-winters]

And what’s a typical, boring Brooklyn bitch? You’re being particularly general.

[jksjazz]

I think we've been over this. The answer is you. You're a bit slow.

[gabriella-winters]

And what am I?

[jksjazz]

A typical, boring Brooklyn bitch.

[gabriella-winters]

Depends on how you define boring.

[jksjazz]

You basically.

[gabriella-winters]

Why is that?

[jksjazz]

Because some thoughts are fun even if they won't ever happen. You must be really boring.

[gabriella-winters]

The mere idea is somewhat worrying though.

[jksjazz]

It's not like I can really control every thought. 

[francoduh]

Lindsay Lohan could play you!!

[jksjazz]

That would be really cool. I can't think of anyone to play you though.

[gabriella-winters]

That would not be cool, that would be awfully dangerous and could expose us.

[jksjazz]

Umm well obviously. It's not like it's actually going to happen though. 

[fck-nina]

I feel like that would only turn out to be like Romeo and Juliet or West Side Story but with more violent deaths. 

[jksjazz]

Like I was saying, ti'd be entertaining.

[jksjazz]

Someone needs to make a movie based the gangs because that would be cool.

[fckkale]

If we lived on the West Coast, snow wouldn’t be a problem.

[jksjazz]

The West Coast sucks though.

[fckjasmine-deactivated20150106]

Not the best thing ever when dusty, old married men try to hit on you. Gross.. I feel like I’m gonna puke.

[jksjazz]

There seems to be a lot of creepy guys around recently and I don't like it.

[fck-nina]

I’m not just anyone, J. 

[jksjazz]

Obviously not but you know what I mean.

[francoduh]

Do they make guns disguised as crutches?

[jksjazz]

I don't think so but you're onto a winner with that one.