heir to the throne

Franco Oberlander, at your service. You can hate me, after you pay me. #francooberlander

[francooberlander]

Are you a cat or a dog person?

I like 'em both.

[francooberlander]

What kind of pajamas do you wear?

Usually I sleep in nothin' but my boxers. ;)

If it's too hot, I sleep in the nude. If I have guests, I at least have pants and a muscle shirt on.

[francooberlander]

On a plane for 5 hours whoah man what are you up to now??

[Yawns.] I went to visit a friend and help her out with something she needed to take care of.

[penitenza]

lays here i made Franco too fuck shit im loving this thingggggggggg hello you jerk

ALSO THERE WAS NO FACIAL HAIR OPTION IM SO MAD

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[pianistjones]

[txt] Probably not as gay as you, Franco

[txt] Yeah don’t worry I’ll be sure to do that.

[francooberlander]

[txt] says the one with the tentacles tattood on his arm

[txt] cool cool [txt] im going to bed tho man gotta be on a plane in 5 hour so later man

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[pianistjones]

[txt] Maybe~

[txt] Awesome, we can get drinks or something.

[francooberlander]

[txt] gay

[txt] alright, cool. sounds like a plan. [txt] just give me a day or two in advance warning so i know if im going to be in town or not

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[pianistjones]

[txt] That’s good to hear.

…

[txt] Do you wanna hang out some time?

[francooberlander]

[txt] are you hitting on me

[txt] yeah why not. as long as im in town and not working

....

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[pianistjones]

What a smug little bitch….

[txt] Oh yes, so struggle.

[txt] Much hardship.

[txt] It’s not that bad though, least I’m having fun while I work.

[francooberlander]

[txt] all the struggle

[txt] good. always good to enjoy your job [txt] i personally enjoy my job as well 

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[pianistjones]

[txt] Your job pays that well~!? [txt] Not implying that I thought your job was bad! 

Wow….

[txt] Better than mine!

[francooberlander]

[txt] depends on the client but i spend my money wisely [txt] some clients pay me to come to them too so thats a bonus

[Actually cracks a smile, puts a hand behind his head.]

[txt] sorry to hear about that mate. struggling artists dont get a lot

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[pianistjones]

[txt] I know you know you little shit. [txt] Wow sounds like you drink a lot. [txt] You travel though? I wasn’t expecting that.

[francooberlander]

[txt] i can afford to do it so i do it [txt] dont like staying home too long 

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[pianistjones]

[txt] Romeo [txt] Who else would I be [txt] What have you been up to, we haven’t chatted since our little reunion.

[francooberlander]

[txt] i know who this is you dumb fuck [txt] ive been working and traveling and drinking a bit too

[francooberlander]

[txt] I feel like some one is talking about me. [txt] Are you talking about me [txt] >;) > ;) >;) > ;)

…Che. Arrogant bastard.

[txt] who the hell do you think you are.

[francooberlander]

What is it that you do for a living?

I’m Batman.

[Laughs.]

No no, really I’m an information broker. Basically, I research information for clients. Usually for shit like market research and patent searches, but my services can be used for…practically any type of information research. 

[francooberlander]

you could hang out with Romeo.

…. [Frowns.]

Maybe….. 

[francooberlander]

Do you have a crush on anyone? ;)

[Laughs a lot.]

Oh. You’re funny.

[francooberlander]

Have anything special planned for the holidays...? *wink wink*

Hmm… Dunno yet. Though curlin’ up on the couch, wrapped in blankets, drinkin’ alone and playin’ video games seems like the plan so far.

[francooberlander]

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Rocky road. B)