Just Me

Hi all! Frank - 23 - ATX. In a relationship with the lovely @abearnamedbear. Please note that I do post NSFW content so 18+ only please.

[sixpenceee]

[anonymoustypewriter]

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

[waepenlesbian]

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

[anonymoustypewriter]

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

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[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[decemberdancer04]

I want to go to that strip club.

[catchymemes]

[textonly]

[xbutwithlesbians]

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

[musique-de-la-nuit]

sign me the fuck up

[wheel-of-fish]

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

[musique-de-la-nuit]

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

[thenightling]

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula.  Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

[clownboybebop]

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

[shawsbear]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[no-chill-at-all]

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[sadgirlfilms]

[ottermatopoeia]

[hurricaneserenade]

[unicornships]

Compilation of all the times Toph called Aang his best nickname ever, in chronological order. Sorry Aang, you’ll forever be known as Twinkle Toes.

[rocktheholygrail]

#ICONIC

[mychemshame]

“I don’t want to die anymore all the time! It’s really interesting!” || Source

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i just predicted and then immediately fulfilled the prophesy of running into a shiny pokémon in this one single random encounter. i am unto a god

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

unto a god

[leegle]

The other day I saw a murkrow pop up on Pokemon Go and I was like ‘I’ve caught a bajillion Murkrow but there’s always the chance this one is shiny even if it probably isnt’ AND IT WAS.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

this post is now a shiny charm. likes charge reblogs cast

[duraludon-propaganda]

Shiny luck to everyone in Galar!

[elliewilliams]

whenever i think about doctor who and displays of romance i just keep thinking anout how fucking obnoxious the doctor and rose were. he held out his hand for her to spit her gum into. they walked around the 1800s trying to get queen victoria to say “im not amused” while there was a werewolf on the loose. cassandra possesed each of them and made comments souley on “wow yall are in love and fucking stupid as all hell huh”. during doomsday rose gave him a pregnancy scare. anyway this post was just supposed to be about how tumblr in 2012 did not recognize their “hes stupid as all hell and she pegs him” dynamic.

[elliewilliams]

YOU SAID BLUE

I SAID NOT BLUE

[banrionceallach]

Romantic dumbasses

[1917120493-deactivated20201216]

[thatdisasterauthor]

When I was sevenish my parents decided to get me a bunk-bed for Christmas. They also decided it would be a good idea to take me out of my old bed–in the middle of the night–set up my new bed, and then put me in the top bunk of the new bed without waking me up. Long story short I woke up Christmas morning, smacked my head, nearly fell off the side (even though there was a rail), and ended up clinging to the rail like a demented, mostly upside down monkey until my world-view reset. I thought I was gonna die.

[thatdisasterauthor]

No, I do not know how my parents pulled this off without waking me up. No, I do not know why they thought this was a good idea.