Don't bless me father for I have sinned

ιƒ ι'м ∂郃єяєηт ƒяσм тнє яєѕт, ∂σ ι нανє тσ яυη αη∂ нι∂є? [[RP Account for the Manic Heart RPG. FC: Richard Madden.]]

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

Why are you offended? Don’t look at me like that, you are starting to look like The Little Mermaid.

[frankcatesby]

The Little Mermaid? Seriously?

Damn, that was supposed to be my kicked puppy face.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

I want proof.

[frankcatesby]

So you don't believe me. I'm offended.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

Even if you do not lie often, how can I be sure that you are telling the truth this time.

[frankcatesby]

I guess you're just gonna have to believe me.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

Is that really true? Because I am starting to doubt you.

[frankcatesby]

Of course it's true. I don't lie... Often.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

I understood that reference! But really, how do you survive? Thinking fo a world without my phones makes me shake.

[frankcatesby]

I manage. I know the basics about technology, sort of, so I'm good. 

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

You don’t have it with you? You should be ashamed.

Get on with the times and put all of your lists on your phone!

[frankcatesby]

Sorry!

Eh, I'm basically Steve Rogers when it comes to phones and all that stuff.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

That would be an excellent decision. How many lists do you really have, though?

Is that list in your pocket as well?

[frankcatesby]

I'm not sure, I lost count after the fifth one.

Nope, but don't worry, I'll add you to the list first thing when I get home.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

One of the most common words people use to describe me.

[frankcatesby]

I should totally add you to my list of interesting people.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

You should look for someone that appears on both lists and kill two birds with one stone,

[frankcatesby]

Smart.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

Do you carry that list with you as well in case you run into one of them?

[frankcatesby]

Yes, of course.

[ava-x-fletcher]

What a splendid suggestion, friend. Nothing brings people together like champagne and wine.

[frankcatesby]

Then what are we waiting for? Let's go, I know a really nice bar a few blocks from here.

[ava-x-fletcher]

Mine is Ava. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, new best friend.

[frankcatesby]

The pleasure is mine, bestie. I suggest we drink lots of champagne and wine to celebrate our friendship.

[ava-x-fletcher]

Well I simply must know my new best friend’s name.

[frankcatesby]

Oh, where are my manners? My name's Franklin, and yours is..?

[ava-x-fletcher]

Or maybe just switching back and forth between champagne and wine until both bottles are empty. That would be delightful.

[frankcatesby]

I think we've just become best friends.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

Did you just… I thought you were kidding about the list, I can’t believe this.

I lost my faith in humanity as soon as I was born.

[frankcatesby]

Yep, I also have a list of women I'd like to have sex with.

Can't blame you. Humanity is disappointing.

[ava-x-fletcher]

I could go for some nice champagne myself.

[frankcatesby]

Champagne, yes. That'd be great too.

[adelekwong-blog-deactivated2022]

It can’t be that long, right? Soon enough, you’ll be a second away from passing out.

A lot of people, like those who are dyslexic, of people that have no common sense.

[frankcatesby]

Mhm. Now, let's see who would be a good drinking buddy, hmm..

Those people are the reason why I've lost faith in humanity.