More older bearded Barley - now with more tattoos~
Three Goblin Art
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day

oozey mess

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium

izzy's playlists!

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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More older bearded Barley - now with more tattoos~
2nd day of inktober (a lil late): cherry man
He wanted his Dad back and by golly he got what he wanted
What a trip.
Was thinking abt them again so consider this a part 2 to my greg and vidalia weird mixed family delusions from this post
i wish we couldve seen more of greg and vidalia’s relationship bc they are SO funny. in my ideal world they have like the worst mixed family situation ever
Also i’m a firm believer sour cream as a kid was just as bad if not Worse than onion bc 1. vidalia is Abnormally unfazed by whatever onion has going on so she must have already been used to it SOMEHOW and 2. bro climbed a whole fucking ferris wheel at like a year old and he was just chilling there
And Greg! for abel
Dating Greg Would Involve...
Steven always comes first and you’re going to have to understand that if you’re dating. Greg loves you, he really does, but he has to be there for his son when he needs him. If you’re out on a date and Pearl calls him to tell him Steven is sick, he feels terrible but he’s gotta go. He doesn’t have the same freedom when he was younger so dating is hard, but whenever he sees you’re just as concerned as he is and you’re willing to go straight to Steven with him or stay away if you must he realizes he could see you two together for the rest of your lives…
Steven is your biggest fan and shipper. Seriously. His dad has spent way too long mourning his mother and needs to follow in Pearl’s steps and move on. It’s what Rose would have wanted.
Even though he has money now, Greg still has the car wash open. He’d feel bad just completely abandoning his job so most of your time together is spent at the wash. The traffic is… Slow, to say the least. You guys basically just sit outside with each other and talk, snack, and wash the occasional car that comes through. It’s surprisingly fun and calming so you can tell why Greg still does it, plus it’s good for conversation whenever you see a cool car you both like.
“Did you see that?” “Yes!”
In your shared free time you sit on the edge of his van on the beach watching him play the guitar, lazily running your toes through the sand while he sings a song he just came up with. You guys can be out there for hours, so make sure Greg puts sunscreen on. C’mon, you’ve seen how red the man is and that HAS to hurt.
Nothing better than a mini concert just for you!
I finally caved and drew Barley Lightfoot, perhaps the most relatable character I’ve ever seen in a film.
Here's a crack ship I doubt you'd ever imagine seeing, but here it is XD
Barley tried the low angle challenge! How does he look!? #maleweightgain #fat #chubby #thick #gainer #gainerart #chubart #fatart #bigger #curvy #barleylightfoot #fatbarley #tightclothes #bigbelly #growingboy #growingbelly
Ok but do u guys see the vision
HERE’S MY CRACKSHIP TAKE IT TAKE IT
Hey Greg! How does it feel to raise another gem hybrid kid just like your son Steven?
Greg: “Although he hasn’t been here very long, I couldn’t be happier to have another son!”
Greg: “He’s such a smart kid, it’s amazing! He learns everything super fast, it makes me think that his father must have been something special. I just hope I can be half as good of a dad as he was.”
Now, people are mentioning how greg’s reaction to Rose being PD as tame…..lemme explain why i think he’s holding back his feelings like
his immediate expression is one of concern which he quickly wipes off, and begins to rationalize it by comparing it to his own personal experiences…forcing out a chuckle in the middle that seemed strained and just..not natural. we’ve heard him laugh, the chuckle was just….not…one of amusement in the coincidences but one to make light of how he feels
when the conversation switches to Ruby’s own feelings, his face returns to an expression of deep thought and concern while Steven isn’t focused on him……they talk at each other but the camera remains held in place…lingered here and zooming out with fairly ominous music and (at least to me) Greg being the natural focus of the shot
guys. he’s not ok over this. while amethyst doesn’t wanna dump her feelings on Steven, Greg takes this to an extreme naturally as a parent does.
please lend greg a shoulder to cry on
I mean, we often see that characters in Steven Universe put other’s emotions first. Ruby needed to talk, and everyone was in a bit of a panic. Greg put her emotions before his.
you say ‘often’ when we’re literally one episode removed from amethyst having a whole speech about not being another person to put her problems on Steven
like….but the reason i bring it up is because greg is always the chill person, he’s always the guy not making a big deal of how he feels and doubly so as a parent…..people aren’t going to notice this as different from his normal behavior and should be brought up as such
DILF Club!
who wants to bet greg was using that universe charm on all them dilfs (besides andy cuz family)???
also you can TELL yellowtails into it