Steven Universe Imagines

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Is it too late to send in a request for the nsfw headcanon game?

Go right ahead! I had a ~sexy~ brain fart, so I decided to just take a breather while the last of the asks trickled in. I’ll post when I’m not accepting them anymore!

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Why is your tumblr explicit?

In general or did Tumblr’s update do something? I make sure all the NSFW content I post is tagged and under a cut, but it’s still NSFW so I’ve always had my blog marked explicit so I wouldn’t upset anyone.

When I started filling out the alphabet meme asks (I’ll try and finish the rest tonight!) Tumblr wouldn’t let me look at anything REMOTELY NSFW when I was spotting from this side blog, and it turned out they just… Unchecked my explicit tag, ergo porn allowance, themselves? So I rechecked it so I could get the gifs I needed and now everything is on fire.

If you guys are having a difficult time viewing my blog let me know and I’ll remove the explicit tag for the time being. Unless it’s posting my writing I’m always on mobile, so Tumblr hasn’t been blocking random posts like it has been on desktop.

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j, o, & k for buck?

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Buck isn’t very loud during, especially since he still lives at home with his dad, so he ends up grunting and sighing instead of moaning. He keeps his shirt caught between his teeth as he slides his hand down his unbuttoned pants, while his free hand plays with his chest or scrolls through his phone to look at pictures you’ve sent him or naughty conversations you’ve had. Buck only jacks off when he knows he won’t be able to meet up with you, and makes up for it by at least being able to look at you. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) 

Buck prefers you hold you in his lap, keeping your mouth occupied with his tongue as he fingers you mercilessly, but he doesn’t have a problem going down on you when prompted. He loves it when you pull his hair or tighten your thighs around him while he sucks on your clit/dick, and it only makes him want to go faster until the only thing you can scream is his name.

Buck can’t handle having your attention focused so intently on him, this is the stuff dirty dreams and fantasies are made of people! All he can do is bite his hand to try and muffle his cries and enjoy the ride as you do whatever you want to him, soft lips wrapped around his cock while his eyes tear up and he begs for mercy.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Can you say semi-public sex? The thought of him, the mayor’s son of all people, getting caught with his pants around his ankles as he bottoms out in you gets him hard fast. You can tell Buck wants you publicly when he presses soft kisses on the back of your neck as his arms drape over your shoulders, his large coat covering your body from any wandering eyes that might be out.

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Amethyst, J, K?

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When Amethyst masturbates she prefers to be as comfortable as possible; lying down in one of her smaller junk piles, blocked from view by the taller towers of pizza boxes and couch cushions, with her clothes pushed just out of the way of where she’s touching. She’ll jack off out of horniness or boredom, so if nothing is on schedule that day you can probably try to find her in her room (keyword: try). That, or eating, maybe both.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dating Amethyst has made you very comfortable with being surrounded by junk, it’s just part of the package at this point, so having sex in one of her mysterious piles is inevitable. What you weren’t suspecting was for her, at the peak of your second orgasm, to reach above you and proudly present a very old pizza slice before taking a bite out of it. Before you could verbally react to what had just happened (”EW!”), your hand shot out to slide a pepperoni threatening to fall out of her mouth back in. 

That moment was a game changer in your relationship and since then, Amethyst’s favorite things to do during sex is being fed by you or licking (non-expired) whipped cream off your body.

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G, K, and/or W for Rupphire/Reader? Fave pairing lol

I LOVE THEM

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Ruby and Sapphire’s favorite thing in the world is to see you smile, so silliness during sex is a given. From ticklish butterfly kisses down your back to Ruby asking Sapphire if she could look into the future and tell her if you liked it when she did ‘that’, only to get an annoyed Sapphire telling her to figure it out on her own, it’s never an ‘if’ but ‘when’ you’ll all start laughing. You love each other passionately to the point of becoming giddy at the thought of each other, and through that you’ve found an intense intimacy.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

It seems like a given, but temperature play is HUGE between the two of them. Sapphire and Ruby both get mesmerized by the way your skin reacts to their different touch; your skin prickling as Sapphire makes her hands just cold enough to make your nipples erect, and the way you begin to pant as Ruby’s hot hands touch just the right spots, they could spend hours putting you through the two extremes and have.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Although you all have (thankfully) never argued in the bedroom, one time while you were all trying something ‘different’ (a la you and Sapphire touching each other while Ruby sat and watched), Ruby got so excited she caught the room on fire. It was a mad, naked dash to prevent any major damages much to Sapphire’s amusement, until she almost froze the entire room a few weeks later. 

Yes, the reason you gave the Crystal Gems once they asked was definitely a lie.

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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

[su-imagines]

Send some in and I'll get to work on them after I finish eating!

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Are you doing alright? You've been dark for the past few months.

Weh, I’m super sorry for just disappearing everyone! I’ve been under a lot of stress (aren’t we all?) and completely forgot to check up with you guys. I’ll fill you all in below the cut! 

For those of you who remember me mentioning that my Mom has a (non-cancerous) brain tumor, it turns out it’s gotten bigger and has to be removed. Surgery is going to be happening in August so we’ve been going to tons of doctors appointments and getting everything ready for after her surgery.

My best friend (who’s 20) had a baby! Iris is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been spending a lot of time with her to help my friend be less stressed and I’ve also been babysitting. The last time I held a baby was 10+ years ago, so this is my first time being around a baby and actually being able to take care of it. Last time I babysat Iris she was here for around 6 HOURS and it was EXHAUSTING! 

The last thing is that I’m not only changing my major, I’m also transferring colleges. I have SOOO much work to do now that I have to start over and although I’m very excited for my future, it’s sooooooo much work. I’ve had like 3 meeting for my IEP already (Individualized Education Program, which is just accommodations for disabled students), so all the driving has been blehhh

I’m going to try and start writing more on here (or at least being active) because I love and appreciate you all, I’ve just been stuck in a huge writing block as well. Thank you all for being so patient and understanding! Things are beginning to slow down so now it’s time to put my nose to the grindstone and get back to self shipping with rocks 

[su-imagines]

Hi! What's on your to-do list? I just wanted to know what you're writing next!

I’m working on finishing up writing for another themed week!! (For anyone new, what that means is that each day is devoted to a character and I post 3 things for them [headcanon, fanfic, then NSFW headcanons])

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Fanfic Idea

Amethyst shapeshifts her hand into the key to my car and unlocks it since I locked myself out of said car and am hungry and also kind of cold.

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I WAS READING THE STEVEN UNIVERSE WIKI TO JOG MY MEMORY ON THE HOMEWORLD GEMS BEFORE I START WRITING, AND I WAS A LITTLE CONFUSED AT THE TERMINOLOGY AND SOME OF THE GEMS I SAW UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS ON SOMEONE’S GEMSONA WIKI OMFG

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me rn

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I WAS READING THE STEVEN UNIVERSE WIKI TO JOG MY MEMORY ON THE HOMEWORLD GEMS BEFORE I START WRITING, AND I WAS A LITTLE CONFUSED AT THE TERMINOLOGY AND SOME OF THE GEMS I SAW UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS ON SOMEONE’S GEMSONA WIKI OMFG

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wait you're going to Kent? My parents went there! I also almost went there but I'm going to go to Muskingum Uni instead. But omg that's so cool

Muskingum’s website is so cute, the pink… Kent and Cuyahoga Community College need to learn how to style on other colleges. It’s so cool hearing someone else is going to college in Ohio, most of my friends made a mad dash out of the state 😰

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Eh, might as well jump on the bandwagon. My name is Odile, 5' 2", blonde hair, gray eyes, I'm 18, aquarius, plan on studying education next year in college. I used to do ballet but then my studio hired an asshole who was my instructor so I stopped. Low key regret it but eh, I have no plans on going professional or anything like that and there really isn't much for hobbyist ballerinas at my age/skill level. I'm also learning French and I want to learn Irish as well. I am also a Big Gay as well

OMG you’re 5'2, that’s so cute 😩My Mom works in the education field (she went from being a gifted coordinator to becoming the head of gifted curriculum and education in our county!), so as someone who knows how it goes- I thank you for choosing such a thankless job and hope you’re not in it just to see the teacher’s lounge, because there’s nothing special in there. Seriously. I’ve answered that question all my life and no one believes that there’s just a gigantic old printer, a small fridge, and a circle table with three chairs in the teacher cage.

Ugh, I would’ve quit too. That’s why I quite dance in the first place! 🙄I was extremely stage shy and some random instructor just PICKED ME UP and threw me on stage. If you miss it, definitely find another studio!! Just because there isn’t too much available for you doesn’t mean you should stop, have fun! I’d pirouette around all those 5 year olds tbh, you gotta let them know no matter what their age I. I really want to learn another language but I’m already going to be in student debt so I gotta pick my classes carefully, changing majors blows 😭

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@ the meet up anon- of course! Would you like for me to bring food as well? I can easily get the leftovers, but like not from people who ate them, like do you get what I'm saying😂cmon, let's go scare some people! You can join us spooky, you can help us like throw water balloons at people or something, whatever your heart would like!

GOD. YOU, FAITH, AND THIS ANON ARE CONNECTING REALLY FAST AND IM NOT SURE IF THE FABIC OF SPACE AND TIME CAN PHYSICALLY HANDLE THIS MUCH POWER… ITS LIKE THE PILLAR MEN ALL OVER AGAIN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEbsZpweDo

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@ other anon wanna have a flexibility meet up and freak people out together I can walk down the stairs in a back bend and also walk (hop??) with a foot behind my head ;3

You two have a power that terrifies yet amazes me… Don’t forget me on your way to world domination…

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Hey! Well, my name is Taylor as well😂I also have blonde hair and glasses. And, of course, I also cheer and play volleyball. I'm at a whopping 5'6", and I'm 16 years old. I love to act though. We just finished doing Alice in Wonderland for the elementary schools around our high school, and I obviously played Alice. I have this weird talent of flexibility, and it's easy to freak people out. I love history and English, and I live in Kentucky. Oh, and I work as a waitress part time because why not?

You know what this means, right? You and the other Taylor have to fight in the Taylor Ring to see who the True Taylor is. Whoever wins gets to fight Faith in the Cheerleader Ring for cheerleader superiority.

You sound like a natural Alice, that’s so cute!! 💕💕 I can’t believe there are so many cheerleading actors here though, teach me your flexible ways (I was weird in high school too, how dare you all). I acted as a kid (I wanted to) then in college (I was forced too), so I could’ve used the expertise. I did so… Many… Energy Circles… English and History were my favorite subjects too! I may be terrible at Math, but I can read at a terrifying pace. I live in Ohio now, but I’m originally from WV, so I’ve basically been cornering half your state my entire life. You couldn’t pay me enough to be a waitress! I’ve seen the evil people are capable of.

[su-imagines]

Swim spooky, swim!

Update: Hot Tub Was, As Promised, Hot.