CARLOS SIANZ COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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CARLOS SIANZ COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
i hate lando norris
i hate carlos sainz
i hate carlando
and if it's bad unfollow+ block goodbye
āi know oscar feels aggrieved because of the contact but really mclaren didnāt do anything wrongā THEY PITTED HIM WAY TOO EARLY INTO TRAFFIC BECAUSE IT LET THEM LET LANDO BY WITHOUT HAVING TO USE TEAM ORDERS NOT BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY THE BEST DECISION FOR OSCARāS RACE
stanning max verstappen is so hard because he makes what would be career defining drives look easy and pulls off impossible stunts like overcoming a 104 points deficit or winning 19 out of 23 races. and he does it so naturally and cleanly that third rate drivers fans think they can also do it because max easily did it, which means i have to always explain that no, actually, it's a max thing only and your guy will not be able to do it sorry
"Get out of the fucking way, you idiot! Oh my god!"
"Being taken out by a back marker is never great"
"In fact 'annoyed' is not the word I would use, but there is a whole range of words I would use with regards to Carlos"
"Others have given him some stick before for being frustrated on track. When you go and do something like that, I think maybe you should look in the mirror a bit"
"That's no excuse at all... that's gotta be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on a racetrack"
"Getting crashed into by a lapped car is never one of the things you expect that can go wrong in your race. I don't really care if he didn't see me"
"He was fighting Fernando for last place like it was the world championship"
HIT HIM AGAIN OSCAR!!!
Thigh tattoo- DR3 x fem!reader
Baby, let me lick on your tattoos...Who that man with the big strong hands on her ass in the club? BABY, THAT'S YOU.
warnings: smut, age gap (13 y, younger!reader), PinV, unprotected sex (just dont), touchyy, cum play, nipple play, semipublic sex, alcohol, tattoo kink, size kink, riding and allat. The club's name is not real lmao.
a/n: ride that thangg like a rodeo, lmao, im a slut for this man. Agora h. has me foaming.
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Dani stared at your reflection as he put on his t-shirt. You were busy adjusting your earrings in the bathroom mirror. He approached and rested his head in the crook of your neck.
āBaby, where are you going all dolled up like that?ā
āThe question is, why are you wearing a t-shirt?ā you sighed, looking at the outfit your boyfriend had chosen.
Tonight was an important night. Dani was having a party with his friends to celebrate his retirement from F1.
āI'm not wearing a suit to dance in a club, sillyā he said, rolling his eyes as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
You dropped the conversation, knowing that he was partly right. That night, you'd be going to the VIP area of Crystal, one of the best nightclubs in town, and you'd end up wasted and sweaty, so there was no need to get so fancy.
You were about to change your dress when his hands found your waist.
āDon't even think about it, you look gorgeous.ā he whispered.
You smiled shyly at the mirror as he started planting kisses on your cheek, moving down to your neck, where you tilted your head to give him more access.
You moaned his name.
āDani, not now, we're gonna be lateā you said when he started running his hands up your hips, rolling up your dress.
āYou're no funā he said pouting.
āOh! Later, Mr. Ricciardo, I'll show you just how much fun this boring girl can beā you teased him, tracing your finger through his stubble. āDon't shave, my loveā
He smacked your ass before grabbing his keys and leaving.
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The bass is way too loud, your drink is too strong, and Dani has one hand planted on your ass like it belongs there.
Which, honestly, it does.
Youāre pressed into him in the middle of the club, lights flashing blue then red then something pink that makes his tattoos look unreal against his skin.
You had both already greeted your friends hours earlier. Lando and Max tried to give a farewell speech, but they both had too many tears in their eyes to even finish talking.
After a few drinks in the VIP area, some of your friends went out to the dance floor. You pulled Dani's arm to do the same, bored of sitting there listening to the men talk about different types of engines.
āCome on, old man, it's time to shake your hips. Or do they hurt too much?ā you teased, grabbing his hand to pull him up.
āVery funny, baby,ā said Dani, pretending to be annoyed.
āMaybe when you come back we'll have to push you out in a wheelchairā Lando joked.
āWe'll see who ends up in a wheelchair tonight.ā
āDirty dirty man, Danielā Max scolded.
Back on the dancefloor...
He leans down to say something in your ear but it gets lost halfway because his mouth brushes your neck and you forget how to breathe.
āBaby,ā he murmurs, low and teasing, lips right there. āYou having fun?ā
āMhmhā you manage to say.
You tilt your head, give him access on purpose. His fingers tighten, the gentle pressure starting to make a pool between your legs.
Somewhere behind you, youāre vaguely aware of other drivers, laughing, probably watching. Lando definitely is. You catch his wide eyes for half a second before Daniel shifts you so your back is fully to him, big strong hands anchoring you in place.
Possessive. Hot as hell.
Someone bumps into you and Daniel immediately reacts, arm wrapping around your waist, chin dropping to your shoulder like a warning sign. You grin, raise his hand to your mouth, kiss over the ink forming a little 3 on his finger.
āRelax,ā you say. āItās just a party.ā
He laughs against your skin. āYeah? Then whyās everyone staring at me?ā
āMaybe because your paws are all over my ass, huh?ā
You glance around. Older, tattooed, stupidly charming Daniel with a younger girl grinding into him like she has zero shame.
He kisses you then. Not soft, not careful. Slow and hungry, like heās been waiting all night. Your hands fist in his shirt, heat pooling low in your stomach, the club disappearing into noise and motion around you.
āI don't think we can wait till we get home, let's go to the bathroom.ā
He backs you into the men's bathroom door immediately, forehead pressed to yours, breath uneven. āYouāre trouble,ā he says, smiling like he loves it.
You reach for him, fingers tracing ink of his arm, familiar and addictive. āYou knew that already.ā
His laugh is warm, his mouth finding yours again, hands roaming, confident, he lifts you up to the sink.
āI hope no one comes inā you say, hiding your face in his chest.
āLet them look if they want to.ā he said, turning your face so you were looking him in the eyes.
With his eyes still locked on yours, he began raising your dress, his fingers exploring the inside of your thighs until they reached your sensitive area.
He played with your pussy thru your thong before pulling it aside and sliding two fingers inside without warning.
āGod, baby, you're dripping. I barely had to push to get them in.ā
You could only moan at the new feeling. Dani's hand was huge, his fingers opening you up almost completely.
āGod, look how I fill you up.ā
You seek your own pleasure, grinding against his hand while his other hand pulls down the dress to free your breasts.
āI missed them already, they're perfect, my girls.ā
You laughed at that comment as he cupped them both with his free hand.
āDani, you'd finish on them this morning, don't be greedy.ā
You rocked harder against his hand as he sucked your nipples and rolled them between his fingers.
āDani, I'm comingā you said when your boyfriend gently bit your nipple.
He pulled his fingers out, covered in your juices, and put them in his mouth, sucking them dry.
āAs sweet as everā
Taking advantage of the fact that you were still recovering from your orgasm, he pulled you down from the sink and pushed you against it, looking at your reflection, your mascara smudged and your lip gloss forgotten from so many kisses.
āI'm going to fuck you like this, let's pick it up where we left off,ā he said, biting your earlobe.
He lifted your dress and spanked your round ass just to tease you and then he entered you without warning.
You both moaned.
āYou're so damn tight.ā
āYou're so big, Dani!ā
His hands ran over your waist. One of them went up to your neck, pressing his thumb against your tongue.
āJust like that, my love.ā
Between your moans and the wet sound of your skin slapping together, you didn't notice when the door opened.
Lando stood there, perplexed, watching his best friend fuck you. It was no secret that Lando found you attractive; you were gorgeous.
His glass suddenly slipped, causing Dani and you to turn and look at him.
Dani covered you with his body.
āWhat the hell are you doing, mate?!ā he asked, half amused, half angry that he had made him stop just as he was about to come.
āSorry, uhg, I was just coming, eh -ā
Lando ran out of the bathroom.
āWow, you've traumatized the kid.ā
āThat 'kid' is three years older than you, sweetheart.ā
āLet's go to a closed bathroom, this has turned me offā said Dani, pulling away from you.
You laughed as you headed to a bathroom and locked the door.
āNow thatās better, no one can bother us,ā said Dani, kissing you against the bathroom door.
āAs horny as I am right now, Iād like to get off and leave whatās left for home. I wouldnāt want to end up with gonorrhea.ā
Dani burst out laughing when he saw the look of disgust on your face as you inspected the bathroom.
āCome on, baby, I have an idea on how you can cum." Dani sat on the toilet lid and pulled you toward him, making you straddle his tattoo-covered thigh. "Ride me"
The network of tattoos on his thigh was your favorite, so without hesitation you began straddling his thigh, rubbing yourself faster and faster.
āThat's right, just like that,ā he said as he held your hips to give you more stability.
His words and your increasingly erratic movements made you cum, the uncertainty of being caught also contributing to the mix of emotions.
Dani cleaned you up and straightened your dress, you both left the bathroom without looking back, Lando was nowhere to be seen. You both decided to call it a night and go home.
"Quite the farewell party, huh?" he said, rubbing his hand over your curves.
"The real party starts in our bed" you said with a mischievous grin.
That night, neither of you slept.
OSCAR PIASTRI THIGHS ON DISPLAY WOW 𫦠this is insane..
HEAR ME OUT Lando hooking up with some rando he met at a club or his current fwb/boyfriend, face down ass up bored out of his mind so he reaches for his phone and just starts scrolling when Oscar texts him asks him what he was doing so he tells him his literally getting fucked but the guy is really boring and one thing leads to another and they end up sexting and Lando's never came so hard in his life and now he's having a crisis cuz why would his straight friend even do that in the first place??
ermm yes please
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š¤ OCT 29: winner takes it all | op81 & ln4
synopsis: he wins the season and all the glory. he just doesn't get to win you. tags: cuckolding/jealousy word count: 2.5k a/n: for the sake of one shot variety, i made lando the wdc but i am op1 truther ALL THE WAY. but it was more fun to write cocky oscar since i write lando as a cocky piece of shit all the time. tee hee! :3
it was the night mclaren won the constructorās championship that the bet had been put in place. the brainchild of two winning drivers on top of the world, drunk off their asses with nothing to lose.
his team had won the constructorās. he had won the championship. unfortunately, the aforementioned bet had been on who would get to win you.
something to raise the stakes even higher.Ā
I KNOW they haunt each other at night.
bugcedes to me
"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.
Childhood best friend!Oscar headcanons - op81
š¤ childhood best friend!oscar x childhood best friend!reader
š¤ note: the Canadian gp wasnāt so nice for the Oscar girlies so here is something little to forget about it.
š¤ listen to 'Best Part' by my goat Daniel Caesar when reading this!
Childhood best friend!Oscar who still remembers exactly how you liked your sandwiches cut in primary school, and without even thinking, heāll do the same for you now, even though youāre adults, just because itās a habit he never wanted to break.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who has a curated collection of "inside jokes" that have lasted over a decade, half of which are so obscure that when the two of you start laughing in the middle of a crowded F1 paddock, people just stare because they have no idea whatās so funny.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who was your protector long before he was a professional driver, and while heās a calm and composed person on the outside, he becomes an absolute menace if he sees someone making you uncomfortable or causing you stress.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who has a secret folder on his phone of photos of you from when you were kids messy hair, missing teeth, and grass stains and heāll pull them out during his downtime to remind himself of where he came from and who has always been by his side.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who is terrible at admitting heās in love with you, so instead, he shows it through "acts of service," like driving hours out of his way to bring you your favourite snacks or making sure your car is serviced and safe so you don't have any accidents on the road.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who gets this specific, soft look in his eyes whenever you talk about your dreams and goals; he believes in you more than you believe in yourself, and heāll never let you forget that youāre capable of anything.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who hates it when other people flirt with you, and while he won't make a scene, heāll suddenly appear at your side with his arm draped casually over your shoulder, marking his territory in the most "best friend" way possible while his heart is actually hammering against his ribs.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who has a "safe place" with you where he can drop the driver persona, forget about the pressure of the grid, and just be the boy you grew up with the one who likes to read, joke around, and lean his head on your shoulder when heās too tired to speak.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who has a "language" of his own with you; a specific way he taps his fingers against your hand or a certain look he gives you across a room that meansĀ "Are you okay?"Ā orĀ "Let's get out of here, this is boring."Ā Itās a silent communication built on years of being inseparable.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who is secretly the most observant person in the world when it comes to you. He notices the tiniest shifts in your mood, the way your voice goes a pitch higher when you're nervous or how you bite your lip when you're thinking, and heāll quietly intervene with a distraction or a comforting hand on your back before you even have to ask for help.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who loves the quiet moments just as much as the big ones. Heāll spend hours just sitting in the same room as you, both of you on your phones or reading, not saying a word, but the mere presence of you is what truly recharges his batteries after a high stress race weekend.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who still carries a small token from your childhood, maybe a friendship bracelet thatās long since frayed or a lucky charm you gave him tucked away in his racing suit or his wallet, a silent reminder of the person who knew him before the fame.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who gets incredibly flustered when you do something "accidentally" affectionate, like leaning your head on his shoulder or grabbing his arm to pull him through a crowd. Heāll keep his face deadpan for the cameras, but his ears turn a bright, telltale red.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who makes sure he always has your favourite drink in the cooler during long travels, and he knows exactly how much ice you like, because heās been taking care of you since you were both ten years old.
Childhood best friend!Oscar who confesses after a particularly gruelling race weekend where the adrenaline is high and the exhaustion is deep. Youāre both back in a quiet hotel room or a shared apartment, the world finally feeling still. Youāre sitting close, and you let a comment slip, something teasing about how youāve basically been his "unofficial girlfriend" for years and that he should "make it official", expecting him to just roll his eyes or give you a deadpan retort like usual. But he doesn't. He goes completely still, his gaze dropping to your lips before snapping back to your eyes, a look of pure, raw vulnerability that breaks your heart a little. It hits him like a crash at turn one, the way you always look at him, the way you've stayed by his side, the way he's been subconsciously gravitating toward you since you were kids. Heās been so focused on the track and the pressure of the grid that he was completely blind to the fact that the person he was pining for was standing right in front of him the whole time. His voice is low, almost a whisper, thick with a mix of relief and disbelief as he says,Ā "Wait... you... you've felt it too? All this time?"Ā Before you can even answer, heās closing the gap, his hand sliding into your hair to pull you into a kiss that is desperate, hungry, and tastes like years of unspoken longing finally being set free.
Please let me know if I should do HC like this for other drivers as well!
Me when the characters finally kiss after multiple chapters of angst
when you're arvid lindblad and you got a 9 on your maths and chem gcses a year early and you're a former snapchat wyll warrior and you correctly prophesized to lando norris you'd see him in f1 in 5 years and you aura farm every other day and you're nonchalant asf and you're a model by nature and you're on a magazine cover and you're a skateboarder and you're really into fashion and you don't follow the rich millionaire herd that plays golf and lives in monaco and you somehow do this while making your way into the f1 record books and oh you're also like the coolest guy on the grid ok ok we get it