Frankie

https://www.hornydesperatehousewives.com/frankie 1-888-47-HORNY Just a country gal, mom of 2, that loves barrel racing, fishing, harleys, and can finally make money off of having intense passions instead of be threatened with boarding school!!

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That’s me on the left! Although I wouldn’t mind one of y’all doin a two way with me & that hottie on the right! Just ask for Frankie! I’m ready for someone to spice up my Saturday morning!

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Well, y’all, it’s official! Sick of Tumblr and their damn rules so trying out a new site called Sharesome! Same handle: FrankieLuvs2Luv. Come hang out with me there!!!

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Lookin over this photo shoot and missin the sunshine! It’s been pouring rain all day! I need me a caller to join me for some mutual masterbation! I’m thinkin about hoppin over to my barn just for a change of scenery! Might even run through the rain naked just for fun! It’s not really that cold & I have blankets out there anyways. Oh boy, if I have any small dick lovers that need humiliating, comparing your peanut to the monster dicks my horses have would be hysterical! I’d need a big black cock for it to even be a competition! Now thooooose babies are the gold prize winners!!! 🏆 Damn, just thinkin about it has my panties soaked so I might as well go streakin through that rain! Gonna put my phone in a ziplock bag first! Meet y’all there!!!! 🌧️ 🍆

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My bursted water heater has kept me offline & busy but I’m back!!! Whatever y’all are in the mood for, call me up and let’s have some fun! 1-888-47-HORNY. I’m also good for deep conversation as well if you just feel like chatting! 💜

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Almost 100 degrees. 2 days of working to save stuff from my garage where my waterheater exploded. I don’t even have cold water workin! Can’t even flush a toilet or get a wet shower! If you like your women RIPE, then come & get me!!!

I’m logged on, but damn y’all—I won’t be able to get a new one til Monday at earliest! (Busted yesterday around 7am). Don’t take things forgranted, like washing your hands or brushing your teeth! Having to buy gallons of water for myself and horses to have something to drink! SUCKS!!!

But all this sweat just goin to waste! C’mon now—You cowboys give me a call & lap my titties right up!!!!

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All right lovers, come and get it!!

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My sweet girl! Call me before I take a riding break! Or you can catch me logged in after! I’d love to take a caller while out in the woods! Being naked in a forest is the BEST!

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Omg. All I got to say to that last call is THANK YOU. All sexual tension R E L E A S E D! Mmmmmm

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Been a little busy, but I’m logged in now and I’m sitting on my workout bike wearing nothing but panties, sweating while remembering something fun from a couple days ago!

 I had a very special Daddy call in and do a two-way with me and the lovely redhead Piper. Y’all, it was so hot I’ve cum to that memory twice! Daddy was our boss and you best believe Piper and I are up for a promotion!

Now I am ON FIRE for another threesome!!! Who out there can handle not just one sexy mama, but 2 at once??!!  Surely someone else out there has a cock that knows what to do with two sexy ladies!!! And if not, we can surely tell you WHAT to do with it!

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Y’all are gonna freak over this—& trust me—my insides already are! But got a family lunch today & they all insisted I go to church to hear my Daddy’s sermon today. ::rolls eyes:: You know what that means?  Means it’ll be directed at yours truly! My folks think I’m gonna roll in hellfire for eternity for my short dresses, hangin with the guys at a bar to celebrate when I win competitions, & because I divorced my tiny pricked PRICK of a husband! (oh and cuz I don’t make my kids go to church).

Can. You. Imagine.

If they knew about the time I fucked a boyfriend on Daddy’s stage at 3 AM while hugging the pulpet?!?! (not to mention many other misdeeds around and inside his church). And my job as a phone sex operator!? Lord, my parents really would fall over dead & see heaven early!

And havin to go today, all that’s really gonna do is put me in the mood for some good ol’ fashioned blasphemy phone sex! Now, Daddy’s church is Southern Baptist so he dont really have a confessional—buuuuut I think they’re so hot! A secret dream on my bucket list that probably won’t come true is seducing a priest and giving him a blow job in one of those things!!! (I know I know—-go ahead & douse me with that holy water!!! Hey-I’ll make it one hell of a wet t-shirt contest!!!!!!)

So yes, blasphemy phone sex (or real live IN THE FLESH bps) gets me off. What can I say? Oh, FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED! Lol. Maybe Sky Daddy will slap me across the mouth with his heavenly dick for being so bad! Is God just a Santa in the sky?? I’m tired of men & their rules & judgement!

Well, The Bible of Frankie states that the only one callin the shots is ME. And like a good Momma, I’ll give ya what u need!

Need putting in your place? Consider it done!

Need caregiving & a loving hand to change your diaper or lock your cage? I’m your girl!

Need reminding how pathetic your small penis is and how it doesn’t stand a chance in the world of bringing anyone—beyond a hamster—to pleasure? Well you just step right up!

Wanna play God & fuck me from behind in the last pew to REALLY give folks something to pray for??!! Ha! (We can remind them JEALOUSY IS A SIN!) Count me in!

Ya know how women are always trying to convince people, “I dress up real nice!”-?? Well—-I UNDRESS real nice—& dirty! Fuck shame! Had me enough to last a lifetime—Likely we all have!!!!!

World is hard enough—People should damn well have the right to explore their bodies and embrace pleasure when it ain’t hurtin no one else! If it only “hurts” someone because they choose to look, that’s on them! They obviously have way too much free time and need a damn hobby. Mail those fuckers some cross-stitching supplies!

Whew! I guess I AM riled up today! But if y’all know me, I just channel it into something good! And then it becomes the BEST sexual release!!! But boy am I SPECIFICALLY in the mood for some blasphemy phone sex today! I’m always hungry for a pinch of irony, a few scoops of the taboo, and a healthy dose of fuckery!



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Been busy with family yesterday & today but I’m logged in for anyone ready to party!

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That last call was such a fun session! This sweetheart of mine whom I’ve grown quite close to was unfortunately born in a man’s body and wanted me to hypnotize them to create an immersive experience of what it would be like, not only being a woman, but to grow up as a female. They became one with me and got to experience highlights of my childhood and teenage years, and it was very exhilarating! We’ll be picking up next session where we left off…the day of my first sexual experience!

On a serious note, body dysphoria is a real battle and not everyone can afford surgery or feel in a position to do that and be accepted in their circles (especially older folks). It’s so hard because there’s so much trauma from living in the wrong body, but there would also be trauma from the inevitable responses of family and the like.  It’s not an easy road either way, no matter what ones options and opportunities are! No matter who you are and what you have gone through to be who you are, if you have a good person in your life that supports you and brings positivity, give them a BIG hug! True friendship is rarer than it should be! And we can all use as much love and support in this life as we can get!!

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I just had TWO orgasms from that last caller! Holy shit! Forget Good Friday—- THAT’S a good Thursday!!!

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Well, y’all, I went to bed too early because then I woke up at 3! I think I’m gonna have to hit the hay for a bit to rally my ass up so I can hit the circuit later today! I’ll be back lovers!

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Has anybody else noticed a pattern on here that if one of your posts gets flagged as sexually explicit, despite leaving a mature label or forgetting to, that it suddenly seems like people aren’t seeing any of your posts anymore??? They claim all they do is hide that one post but I wonder if they aren’t hiding your entire account

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Had a caller that wanted me to use an elastration tool on them but now through our hypnosis sessions, they are now very happy with the results & no longer feel the need for the tool. But for those of you out there that still have balls & wanna keep ‘em, who’s up for letting me professionally hog-tie those suckers!!?? Y’all know I grew up on a farm and work at rodeos so I can do this shit with my eyes closed! (Apologies if this is a double post but I forgot the community label last time so I think Tumblr blocked it—Apparently a DRAWING of shibar knots on testicles is not allowed, even with a mature label!)

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My 3am caller emailed me a picture of the tiny thing between his legs—lord knows I couldn’t even justify that thing as a “dick” of any kind! More like an inchworm —I could sneeze & that damn thing would just blow away! What a joke!

Since it was obvious HE wasn’t going to be pleasing anyone, it was time he became my toy. And Jerome’s bitch! Together, we sissified that little motherfucker and then I pranced him around like I was Paris Hilton & he was my tiny chihuahua Tinkerbell. Talk about small penis humiliation! It was hysterical!

If you were born with a baby “dick” and need to be put in your place, or punished for traumatizing women by attempting to USE that thing, it’s time you call me and we set things right! 1-888-8FREAKY

Life’s a bitch—-and SO ARE YOU!!!