authors note: giving my brain a break w some headcannons till further notice bc i spent hours on a fic only for tumblr to prevent literally Anybody for seeing it which is #sosupercool ^^ i am Not peed off at all!! we’re in this for the love of the game but part of the game is bonding w freaks on the internet over your shared fantasies so if the freaks aren’t here, where’s the fun </3
-body piercer!frank who doesn’t sugar coat how much your belly button piercing is gonna sting, promising you a lollipop at the end if you sit well enough
-body piercer!frank who makes stupid, slightly awkward small talk the entire time, doing his best to soothe your obvious nerves
“Was the ride over ok?”
“Weathers nice out, huh?”
“S’the music alright? Want me to turn it down at all or..?”
-body piercer!frank who stares way longer than he needs to when he has you sit and stand as an assessment of what kind of piercing would suit you best
-body piercer!frank who lowkey (highkey) uses the assessment as an excuse to eye your mid section, bottom lip caught between his teeth, head tilted like he’s eyeing a work of art at a museum
-body piercer!frank whose tattoos peak through his gloves as he nudges your shirt up and out of the way, your eyes unable to stop themselves from raking over every single trail of ink. what a fine piece of man
-body piercer!frank who gets on his knees in front of you to mark where the piercing will go, eyes looking up and meeting yours so briefly you could swear you imagined it
-body piercer!frank whose face is a solid inch from yours when he stands back up, eyes smiling slightly at yours. He doesn’t linger at all before stepping out the way to let you see the placement in the mirror. Either you’re outta your mind from nerves or this man is actively fucking with you
-body piercer!frank who has you lay down on the bed for him, asking “alright.. you comfortable, sweetie?” before standing beside you and leaning down, lining the needle up with the marker on your skin
-body piercer!frank who looks over and locks eyes with yours, asking if you’re ready before telling you to “take a big, deep breath for me”, his eyes watching with something you can’t quite put your finger on, nor do you care to with all the nerves running through you before they eventually peel away to look back at the needle, his smooth voice saying “now breathe out nice and steady… good.. just like that..” as he pushes the needle into your skin
-body piercer!frank who praises you with a sweet grin, saying something like, “See? Wasn’t so bad, right? You took that really well.”
-body piercer!frank who walks you over to the mirror, hand out and hovering behind your back in case of any sudden light headedness, standing behind you and eyeing you through the reflective glass as you admire your new jewelry
-body piercer!frank who says it looks “hot” and that you “wear it well”, his eyes tearing away from you before you get the chance to meet them, his fingers peeling the gloves off his hands and tossing them away
-body piercer!frank who hands you an aftercare goodie bag, telling you to “hold on” as he walks to his office momentarily, coming back with that lollipop he promised, along with a business card, his personal number highlighted on the back
-body piercer!frank who tells you to call him if you have any complications, questions... or just want some company!
freak frank….? looks around …huh.. must’ve been the wind…
#freakfrank headcanons
summary: the f in frank stands for freaky
warnings: jerking off, dry humping, oral sex, spit, choking, masochism lowkey, creampie (don’t be stupid, wrap it up) pictures and videotaping
authors note: you have permission to throw pennies at me if this sucks ass #badatwritingsmut
-freak frank who’s lowkey a pervert. He has this polaroid of you in his wallet (a completely normal photo of you just smiling at the camera that he took on one of your first dates) that he pulls out in the bathroom at work or even in his car after a hard shift and just tirelessly fucks his fist to it. His eyes are locked onto the photo the entire time as he pumps himself over and over at a feverish pace, his mind replaying every memory he has of you guys fucking, of how good you look stretching out around him, of how perfectly he fits inside you, like you were made for him. He’s coming in record time, (man couldn't last long if his life depended on it) spilling onto the pretty picture with a quiet whimper. He ogles at it for a moment while he catches his breath, wiping it down eventually and stuffing it back inside his wallet. It’s warping from how many times he’s used it like that, might have to replace it soon </3
-freak frank who’s a big #dryhumping fan. He adores getting high with you in his room, rutting against your leg lazily like a dog in heat, practically drooling into your neck from how good it feels. He’s ruined a good chunk of his jeans at this point but he could not care less. He’ll hump his pillow sometimes while staring at a picture you sent him like he’s a man looking at a locket of his wife while he’s away at war.
-freak frank who, despite his slightly perverted nature, isn’t super crazy about weird ass positions. Missionary and you riding him are his best friends. There's something to him about watching your face, visibly seeing how good he’s making you feel with every thrust that lights his brain up and completely fogs it all at the same time. He’ll give some life altering backshots if he’s really feeling it though.
-freak frank who’s a complete munch. I’m talking he genuinely salivates at the thought of eating you out. He moans while he works on you, his hands sliding up your sides to grip at your waist before moving them up and down the soft skin soothingly. He goes between lapping at you at a feverish pace like he’s a man starved before switching to a slower, more mild pace, pulling back and kissing where his mouth was just latched for the past couple minutes when you start mumbling something about how close you are. He wants to savor it for as long as he can even though he already knows he’s just gonna try and coax you into going again. And he is most definitely humping that mattress under him the entire time, shamelessly leaving a wet spot behind.
-freak frank who loves spit. Loves spitting into your mouth, loves you spitting into his, loves when you suck on his thumb and he gets to see that stupid string of saliva once he pulls it out. He’d probably fuck with spit painting asmr HEAVY
-freak frank who can’t resist coming inside you. he’s all for safe sex but, and it’s a big but, if you give him the green light he’s emptying himself inside you time after time after time. he gets all googly eyed while watching it all pour back out of you, using his fingers to try and push some of it back in sometimes, sucking off whatever got on his digits. he always buys the plan b for you though #responsible
-freak frank who can only get off to porn when the actors look or sound like you
-freak frank who’s a glutton for punishment. will purposely get on your nerves or start an argument with you just so you’re extra rough with him that night. wants you to slap his face and dick, call him all kinds of mean shit, edge him, choke him till he’s tapping out, have his hair tugged on with all the strength you have. anything even slightly painful, he wants all of it.
-freak frank who loves taking pictures and videos mid sex. Nothing fancy, just enough to have something to get off to later on. He keeps them in a hidden folder on his phone, scrolling through them when he starts missing you late at night