I'm taking what I think I deserve

Everyone just needs to take a second and feel.

[parliamentrook]

f i x      t h e     c r a b

[the-memedaddy]

[cannibalcoalition]

Apothecary- Lee Bradford on Redbubble. 

I might have gotten a little carried away with this concept, but I had fun and that’s what matters. 

[jadestitch]

I want this on a fucking t-shirt

[cannibalcoalition]

GOOD NEWS:  T-shirts are available on Redbubble. 

[little-urban-witch]

Damn I need some money, I want that shirt!

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[murcielagobrujx]

SLAMS REBLOG

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[ceremonials2011]

[90377]

Gabuehel by Bernd Kranabetter

[sigurdjarlson]

Honestly humans don’t deserve dogs

[frankenbaby]

We sure as hell don’t, but I’m not going to be the one that gives them back.

[mtv]

this is a masterpiece. 

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

i don’t deserve this

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

you are fucking kidding me

[dewdropdwelliing-deactivated201]

me: uses go big or go home in negative contexts as well

[ex0skeletal]

Works by Daniele Valeriani

[cwote]

be proud of your progress :))

[cwote]

Trust yourself; you’re doing great things :))

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

modern day romance is being considerate enough to tell me that you won’t be able to respond to my texts/calls because you’re busy with your own shit. and in return i appreciate that consideration and leave you to your own personal affairs because we’re two people in a relationship with our own seperate lives. cute.

[saltrat88]

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

this is …. wow

[sexwitsockson]

LMFAO

[sensitiveassthugwhoneedsahug]

Turn this into a short film

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[lockscreeninsp]

DnD alignments lockscreens! Like/reblog if you save

[hypnoapollo-deactivated20180425]

I’m reblogging this because I love this