this is what a king looks like
we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Kiana Khansmith
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Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything

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@frankreynlds
this is what a king looks like
god is there anything on this EARTH more disappointing than putting shuffle on and then accidentally glancing at the next up songs?!!!! the moment i know the next fifteen songs i’m about to hear, i’ve already played all of them in my head in like microsecond flashes, and now i’m BORED and nothing TASTES GOOD
stop RUINING my shitposts with common sense oh my GOD
Me on my way to eat your ass
Was that caption really necessary
IDK, but the music was
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa
this is never going to not be funny
Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long
♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫
It’s bACK.
I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too
obsessed
[description: jack black, wearing a red shirt, red pants, cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a suede fringe jacket, walks in a very exaggerated manner down some stairs. he kicks his feet out and flaps his arms up and down, so the fringe on his jacket makes a loud noise when he moves. he turns around and goes back up the stairs in the same manner, before lifting his hat and saying “yeehaw!”]
year of the rat means everyone in NYC gets a stat buff
like sozin’s comet
She’s getting the tea henny
and she’s gagging
when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from slim to zero, I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”
Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters
Julia Kaissa
https://www.instagram.com/juliakaissa/
I see some people genuinely believe Sansa 'betrayed' Dany and that she created the Mad Queen because she presumed Dany was already mad before she got to know her gentle heart. It was Peter Motherfucking Baelish who taught her to notice things because they have already happened in history, will happen again too. And she saw that Dany was the same as Joffrey and Cersei, a spoiled little thing that pretends to be kind but will grow neurotic and paranoic and destructive when given enough power. The whole message of the series is to remember and not forget because something you thought was only history might actually be happening NOW in your own country, but you're too blind to notice it or to believe it.
In a country that's threatened by war and famine, you bring two dragons that eat what the half the country could eat in a day... In a single meal. You force its rightful king to bend the knee to you and destabilize the political situation in the country that shields/protects the whole continent from destruction. You keep the one person she holds closest to her heart (besides Theon) hostage for months, mirroring a situation she herself was forced to suffer through.
You smirk when her people scream with horror because it makes you feel powerful.
But sure, tell me all about Daenerys' gentle heart and how Sansa's an evil, stupid bitch who never learns and hatches threasons like a hen would hatch her eggs.
This cat looks like a very old and wise spirit of the forest :3
@elderkitisbest ITS HIIMMMMMM
IT ABSOLUTELY IS
the fucking wheezy laugh that just came out of my body
A travesty that this has no sound