break my bones

FRANNIE FABRAY-JAMES 33. California. You might have heard of my company, Fabray & Fletcher? We're one of the top PR firms in the nation. It's okay to be jealous. After all, I have met George Clooney. +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5284188"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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ELI: Technicalities. You've had my heart, always.

FRANNIE: ❤️

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ELI: I've been yours from the first kiss we shared.

FRANNIE: Except for the part where you weren't, /technically/ speaking. But that doesn't matter now.

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ELI: Just a little.

FRANNIE: I’m lucky you’re mine.

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ELI: You mean how I ended up marrying my brother's ex-girlfriend, and my best friend's gonna marry my ex?

ELI: Hilarious.

FRANNIE: Yes, that. It is ironic, no?

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ELI: It's been years. I hope we're past that.

FRANNIE: It’s funny how life works.

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ELI: You mean because of... me?

FRANNIE: Kind of, yes.

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ELI: How come?

FRANNIE: Just that it’s Jolie.

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ELI: Don't tell your sister I told you.

ELI: Jax is thinking of proposing to Jolie.

FRANNIE: Oh.

FRANNIE: That will be interesting.

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ELI: Anytime.

ELI: In other news, we might have a wedding to attend in Nashville sometime soon.

FRANNIE: Whose?

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ELI: She gets it from you.

FRANNIE: Thanks, babe.

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ELI: It's all Maisie's fault. How can I not be when she gives me that toothy smile?

FRANNIE: The cutest little girl I know, it's true.

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ELI: Huh. Back to being grumpy then.

FRANNIE: That won't last long. You're inherently less grumpy now that you're a father.

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ELI: Is that good or bad?

FRANNIE: Neither.

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ELI: I was thinking Chase, but if George would say yes, screw Chase.

FRANNIE: This is a whole new side to you.

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ELI: How about we have him over for dinner instead?

FRANNIE: Chase, or George Clooney?

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FRANNIE: Why is that funny?

ELI: C'mon, Chase babysitting Maisie?

FRANNIE: He’s quiet and awkward, but I think he could handle it. Besides, he’s so sad and lonely all of the time now.

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ELI: Ha.

FRANNIE: Why is that funny?