Frantic Fellow

welcome to my domain

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I loved you to distraction

I would have followed you anywhere

But you never asked

If only you had asked

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I’m homesick for childhood

I miss the way my mother held me

I miss the way I felt safe

I wish I could could go back to before I learnt to hate myself

If I could hold myself in my arms I’d weep and apologise for all the hurt I’d caused her

Why did I try to kill the best parts of me

How do you overcome the fact that you wasted half of your youth in self hatred and how do you stop yourself wasting the other half in regret

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I just,,,,want be an artist's muse,,,like lemme pose in a rose garden for 4 hours while some bohemian painstakingly paints a oil of me in a silk dress

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He had really skinny legs , like you know when your dog gets wet?

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Erik: "PARKOUR!!!" *loud thud*

Christine: "Erik what was that?"

Erik: "My shirt fell its nothing"

Christine: " Are you sure it sounded pretty heavy?"

Erik: "Yeah,,,, I was in it"

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Christine really said screw it it's MY hot girl summer and if I want to fall in love with the stinky rat man ghost that lives under the opera house I WILL.

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I want to jump into the depth of the sewers and fall in love with the Rat King who reigns there.

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You walk into the toilet to find Benedict Cumberpatch in a tuxedo holding a roll of toilet paper "your butt napkins sir". You take the toilet paper and help your self to a mint from the glass bowl on the sink "that will be all thank you" you reply.