proud misandrist

watch it.

He’s right.

Wait, am I, like… alive right now? I, like… thought I died, or something…

I thought I told Maya not to channel random individuals for fun anymore…

Ouch… That was, like… sooo rude of you? Like… I’m back from the dead and, like… that’s what you said?

My bad, Miss... Ehm. Spirit. Just make sure you don’t treat her body badly. Perhaps eat lots of vegetables. She does not do that enough.

Wait, am I, like… alive right now? I, like… thought I died, or something…

I thought I told Maya not to channel random individuals for fun anymore...

The fact that u have a pawtial Godot in youw pwofile is s-scawy >////< !!!

My apologies... I find having him there refuels me with my usual required amount of rage for the day.

#Anonymous

Phoenix Wright is a truly disgusting man.

emairl

Hey I think he’s pretty neat personally even if he is a bit of a weirdo sometimes :/

He just told me he does not shower. That fool needs to take some lessons in hygiene before I tell his daughter to spray him outside with the hose.

kayfaradayirl

getting sprayed with a hose? that sounds like fun! Mr. Edgeworth’s garden has a hose! @emairl @officialmayafey if you both can make it over there in half an hour then we can all try spraying eachother with it!

okay ill be right over! im just gonna write a note real quick telling kristoph where i went so he doesnt worry :)

Well, you all are not the intended targets, but... Whatever makes you three happy, I suppose. As long as you make sure to get Phoenix Wright in the aftermath of it. He smells terrible.

Phoenix Wright is a truly disgusting man.

emairl

Hey I think he’s pretty neat personally even if he is a bit of a weirdo sometimes :/

#Also #I do not know what a '':/'' is.

He just told me he does not shower. That fool needs to take some lessons in hygiene before I tell his daughter to spray him outside with the hose.

MILES IS NICK’S SUGAR DADDY????

milesedgeworthofficial

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kayfaradayirl

It’s true XD, I was looking through Mr. Edgeworths bank details earlier… you won’t believe how much he’s given Mr. Wright in the past month LOL

ooh now this is something i can get behind!! come on sis, tell me the details!!

…

THAT MUCH A MONTH?!?!?!?

It’s embarrassing, really...

Phoenix Wright is a truly disgusting man.

I have retrieved the chocolate milk.

athenairl-archive

prosecutor von karma do you have any extra im thirsty

I’m afraid Maya has drank it all... Very quickly.

I have retrieved the chocolate milk.

THANK YOU FRANZY!! I LOVE YOUUUU

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I have retrieved the chocolate milk.

does anyone know what chocolate milk is.

thats not real go back to sleep shhhh

go take a shower

water: money, cringe

the body’s self cleaning: free and fresh

#isn't miles your sugar daddy of sorts go ask him to cashapp you

yet another reason why men are disgusting. they don’t bathe.

does anyone know what chocolate milk is.

thats not real go back to sleep shhhh

go take a shower

does anyone know what chocolate milk is.

kayfaradayirl

it’s chocolate flavored milk, and its usually sold around the same place as the other types of milk in the grocery store? if you can’t find any though, you could always try and make your own! All you need is some chocolate, milk, and a blender!!