professional spirit medium

im sorry nick is incapable of being funny

[officialmayafey]

fun fact i committed theft just now

[officialdickgumshoe]

What!?!

[officialmayafey]

hey gumshoe! :D

[officialdickgumshoe]

Hi Miss Fey! :)

You didn't really commit theft right...?

[officialmayafey]

i did! i stole this shirt

[officialdickgumshoe]

Oh that's a nice shirt!!

[officialdickgumshoe]

wait...

[officialdickgumshoe]

I feel like there's something wrong...

[officialmayafey]

what is? :)

[officialdickgumshoe]

I don't know... I can't put my finger on it..

[officialmayafey]

no wonder your salary gets cut so often...

[officialdickgumshoe]

damn alright i see how it is...

[officialmayafey]

i stole something and all you said was nice shirt

[officialdickgumshoe]

Because it's a nice shirt!!!

[officialmayafey]

you're not gonna arrest me???

[officialdickgumshoe]

Wait why would I arrest you?

[officialmayafey]

i committed a crime

[officialdickgumshoe]

YOU COMMITTED A CRIME?!?!?!?

[officialmayafey]

THEFT IS A CRIME

[kayfaradayirl]

SHH MAYA DON’T TELL HIM HE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW

[officialmayafey]

oh shit you're right

[officialdickgumshoe]

YOU STOLE SOMETHING?!?!?!??

[officialmayafey]

actually shh i was lying the whole time its okay go back to your detective stuff

[officialdickgumshoe]

...

Okay! :)

[milesedgeworthofficial]

i'm cutting your pay.

[officialmayafey]

he's gonna need to start paying you to work there if you cut it any more

[officialmayafey]

steel samurai 2: the steel samurai kills you (the viewer)

[officialmayafey]

edgeworth

[proship-kristoph]

Hello Maya, here you go ^_^

[officialmayafey]

hey kris!! 

i love the frog :) he looks so silly hehe

[consultingfujoshi]

[officialmayafey]

um... im gonna try and sleep now. goodnight, kris. where ever you are.

[officialmayafey]

yknow, it gets kinda lonely sometimes... now that kris isnt around anymore...

[officialmayafey]

@proship-kristoph hey kris! can we get a cat for the bunker? im sure we can just sneak one in- they wont even know!!

[officialmayafey]

i have been kidnapped and/or almost murdered at least 5 times

[proship-kristoph]

Maya

[officialmayafey]

hey kris!!

[officialmayafey]

happy valentine’s day! 

[animatedtext]

requested by  swatson741

[officialmayafey]

im not straight but

[officialmayafey]

obsessed with her...

[proship-kristoph]

you’re in her dms, i’m being repeatedly and obsessively reported by her to Tumblr staff until I’m shadowbanned. we are not the same ❤️

[officialmayafey]

if she's so obsessed with you and your blog, that's kinda hetero!

[officialmayafey]

maybe ill buy a plant for the bunker… it will spice the place up AND we can have charley 2!

[proship-kristoph]

I will ask if plants are allowed ^_^

[officialmayafey]

thanks kris! you're the best

[officialmayafey]

thinking about ͐̎́ ̇̈̒ ̎͐͒ ͑̅̀ ͭ̈́͆҉̨̳͢ ͒̎̎ ͥ͊͋ ͬ̀ͣ҉̺͍̭ ̅̓̐ ̈́͗ͮ ͭ̍͂҉̸͝͠ ̽̆̚ ̾͊̄ ̄̒̏ ͧ̒̚ ́̽͑ ̑ͣ̆ ͑ͣ͒ ͊̈́̃҉̧̢̖ ͗ͮ͋ ͐͊ͥ ̈̍ͩ ͗̿̾ ̌͂͒ ̊̇ͯ ͐ͤ̏ ̒̈́ͯ ̿ͨͮ ͯ͗̓ ͑̌ͮ ̑ͯ̅ ̓͗̀ ̿̈͆ ̂́̌҉͎̖̙ ͬ̑ͧ ̃̾̃ ͥ̃ͥ ̀ͤͬ ̀̽̾ ͩͣ̍ ̒͌͂ ͆̀   ҉             ҉       ҉

[officialmayafey]

girls