law 🕸️

looking for FREAKS!!!! prob in ur dni somewhrre 18

[ring2002]

i did not have sexual relations with that gore blog

[freakhunter1]

getting too excited on the operating table

[stjohnstarling]

I’m in a PotO4PotO (Phantom of the Opera for Phantom of the Opera) relationship. We’re always competing for whose soul is more tortured and who gets to unmask his hideous visage first. We live in adjacent underground lakes beneath the same opera house. We only recently became aware of each other, after months of narrow misses while conducting opera ghost business. I have more candelabras than he does. He doesn’t even have a waterfall down here.

[freakhunter1]

babysitting for hours while sleep deprived is Hell i feel like i’m in outlast. my skin crawls at the mere mention of kpop demon hunters. I died and went to saja boys hell. What does anything mean

[freakhunter1]

just gotta say, the two posts you liked back to back made an incredibly amusing look into my notifs -icsngoawoo

gotta like the real talk when i see it

[csny]

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

[freakhunter1]

i couldn’t live without my favorite thing ever…. Bothering people…..

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[freakhunter1]

posting from my puddle

[freakhunter1]

having a window into your bedroom will have u feeling like a test subject

[freakhunter1]

Dental Pervert: I’d never lie to you, dear.. donning latex gloves is the next big thing! And having a real big light above your bed with some tools nearby. And giving dental exams. And giving dental exams. And

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[freakhunter1]

cannibal on tumblr call that hannibal lurker

[feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[albva]

.jpg stands for .jolly pig

[freakhunter1]

this heat and humidity is turning me evil

[freakhunter1]

sometimes a mutual is reblogging good post after good post and i just can’t stop liking them all and i feel like a pesky flea