omg I love bylerrrrrrrrrr. they’re so kyoot and I think they should like. kiss and stuff!!!!!! don’t you agree??????? it would be so HAWT!1!! lol.
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omg I love bylerrrrrrrrrr. they’re so kyoot and I think they should like. kiss and stuff!!!!!! don’t you agree??????? it would be so HAWT!1!! lol.
oh glorious one, what is your opinion on ronance?
my friend, the answer is in the name. a well virtued gathering of souls indeed, a friendship forged in fire that no choice but to melt into a bondage of souls like that of theseus and hippolyta, buttercup and wesley, kori and lydia, dare I press forth.
as lysander once spoke true to his true love hermia, “the course of true love never did run smooth”. whether be plagues of pirates, imbecile mechanicals, or a lip sync for your life, the joining of ro and nance would not be without its hardship, but the maidens true would no doubt hold fast and find themselves in an journey most fulfilling.
I hope you have seen the light, dear friend. ronance is worth the fight.
The way you people act like El or Dustin wanting sex would be immoral genuinely give me a migraine. Having pstd and low vocab does not make you a virtuous sexless being, and having a physical difference does not erase horniness. Maybe pay attention to their actual characterization and realize both of these characters crave romance and intimacy more than anyone else in the party and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
my dearest sister! what a fine and thoughtful take you have presented to us on this day! as the sun rises and the moon takes her rest I celebrate the triumph! and in that triumph I declare much feasting, joy, drinking, and pleasure will be had! let the festivities begin!
All of this freakyhop talk is making me so uncomfortable can we leave Eleven and Dustin out of all of this sex talk.
for real!!! i used to like the ship but people made it weird!!
though to be honest i've been feeling weird about sexualizing byler lately. they're literally minors :(
I used to love the ship but the fandom are so weird and are so unnecessarily critical of Mike :(
It’s okay to sexualise byler but only if they are both over 21 they’re acceptable characters to make lawless content of unlike Eleven and Dustin
Don’t feel bad about it
wayward friends, i implore you to seek your hearts and find the answers to why you are unable to imagine the figures you speak of in the entanglement of romance and lust.
the human nature of sexual desire persists no matter what existence one may lead, no matter how they may look or in what circumstances they may have been raised.
all that matters is how we appear when we achieve nirvana and are weighed by Alabaster the Almighty, send to heaven or to hell. if our skin hast been marred with desires unbecoming of a true understander of the necessity of human experience in order to move onto the proper metaphysical, then we shall never see visage, never see the sanctuary of Elysium, never know the truest love of the higher powers that have placed us on this earth.
to bind yourself to a man-made moral code is to ignore the learning that lies beyond. search your heart, sign off with the blasphemy of by and ler and sign onto the euphoria imposing experience of the hender and the hop.
then, and only then, can you be champion’d into the utterance of the life of the universe’s scholars.
i’ll be watching, wayward friends.
are yuo the real ru paul
if you STAY hender you don't got to GET hop
Why is there so much sexualisation in the Henderhop tag I thought we all agreed that they were ace4ace and too cute to be lawless?
clearly, wayward friend, you are lost in the human distraction of surface level perception of relationship.
the world perceives one most rounded, most grounded, most intricately knowledgeable about themselves because the rest of the world has never bothered to seek higher understanding, such as Dustin, as unable to seek sexual gratification due to many circumstances such as physical disability, facial structure, or hat. this is untrue, as Dustin and El both have achieved nirvana in life and when they made it to the pearly gates Kurt Cobain said some stuff that I didn't quite understand at first but then made out to be:
I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head, and I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard, but I'm not sure I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there, and I don't care I'm so horny, that's okay, my will is good
(from the Book of Nevermind, chapter 5, verse 3)
As you can see, the metaphysical embodiment of horniness is something that can only be achieved by those transcendent enough to be gifted it by the honorable Judge M. Visage, and Dustin and El have both achieved this status, and are now embarked on a journey of sexual understanding far too incomprehensible for the puny human byler brain to comprehend.
So, wayward friend, I pray that you will reevaluate your understanding of the physical body and its relationship with pleasure specifically as it pertains to these two characters so that you, too, can be enlightened.
You do realise that sexualising disabled minors is incredibly weird?
Why can’t you make smut of the normal characters like Byler and Steddie
you silly feeble minded little gay. you have no clue what waits for you out in the big wide world, wayward friend. fear not, I bring enlightenment to all who are willing to put aside their childish earthly whims such as by and ler and seek the truest most enigmatic form of love and sex and understand it once and for all.
to call one Mr edward munson “normal” is simply an utter untruth. The largest piece of evidence towards this is that I am unaware of the identity of this person. i am not sure that this being is even a character on the program we speak of. and ms. Harrington, well, she would not stoop so low as to imagine things that are untrue. she is a woman of virtue, steve is, and closer to nirvana than your unimpassioned william and michael, that is for sure.
william and michael, on the other hand, are in fact, normal. they are so normal, in fact, that they will never be capable of achieving anything more than the two dimensional existences they partake in on a television screen. the delight in sexual bliss comes not from “normality”, but in fact from the embracing of the beyond, the things that set us apart from our typical existences on this plane called reality. When we ascend to the next plane, a rite that Jane and Dustin have already earned tenfold, you will sooner bask in the enlightenment, at least the extent to which we can experience it before true ascension begins.
best of luck, wayward friend. i am here to guide those who seek help on their journey.
Dustin Henderson is a carpet muncher. Change my mind
Why is there so much sexualisation in the Henderhop tag I thought we all agreed that they were ace4ace and too cute to be lawless?
clearly, wayward friend, you are lost in the human distraction of surface level perception of relationship.
the world perceives one most rounded, most grounded, most intricately knowledgeable about themselves because the rest of the world has never bothered to seek higher understanding, such as Dustin, as unable to seek sexual gratification due to many circumstances such as physical disability, facial structure, or hat. this is untrue, as Dustin and El both have achieved nirvana in life and when they made it to the pearly gates Kurt Cobain said some stuff that I didn't quite understand at first but then made out to be:
I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head, and I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard, but I'm not sure I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there, and I don't care I'm so horny, that's okay, my will is good
(from the Book of Nevermind, chapter 5, verse 3)
As you can see, the metaphysical embodiment of horniness is something that can only be achieved by those transcendent enough to be gifted it by the honorable Judge M. Visage, and Dustin and El have both achieved this status, and are now embarked on a journey of sexual understanding far too incomprehensible for the puny human byler brain to comprehend.
So, wayward friend, I pray that you will reevaluate your understanding of the physical body and its relationship with pleasure specifically as it pertains to these two characters so that you, too, can be enlightened.
as a purporter of unholy matrimony, i present the world a vision of the bard and the mage in an entanglement of ichor, debauchery, and indulgence. human degeneracy knows no bounds, but the activity i have seen in my minds eye is far beyond that of mortal comprehension. for now you will just have to settle for like idk bdsm or something like the rest of the world
I don't support straight ships on principle but honestly I can't be mad about this
as a purporter of unholy matrimony, i present the world a vision of the bard and the mage in an entanglement of ichor, debauchery, and indulgence. human degeneracy knows no bounds, but the activity i have seen in my minds eye is far beyond that of mortal comprehension. for now you will just have to settle for like idk bdsm or something like the rest of the world
dustin and el are cavorting on the shores of the beach of life indulging in the most rustic of delight, love, sex, and harmony
mike is face down in a ditch in colorado
saying he's face down is homophobic, he's the top >:(
ah but that's where youre wrong, wayward friend. if michael was indeed to be engaging in any sort of activity beyond the chaste and morally pure relationship with will that is most godly, you can rest assured he would be faced smashed into the mattress getting railed within an inch of his life, but that is not the topic of discussion here, wayward friend.
the dichotomy of "top" versus "bottom" implies a hierarchy of relationship dynamic that is purely and utterly human, if william and michael had a relationship that was true and real, it would have long since evolved past the need for mortal labels.
el and dustin, on the other hand, have regaled themselves in the hall of fame of relationship euphoria, alongside the upper echelon of love such as romeo and juliet, siegfried and brunhilde, kurt and blaine, those two bitches from fifty shades of grey, and of course, klance.
if by and ler cannot bring themselves to the level of utter enormity that these other ships have brought themselves to, then yes, it must continue to concern itself with labels such as "top" and "bottom".
return to me to argue about this when you have been enlightened properly.
and if a henderhop bus…crashes into us…may we gain access into the isles of the blest for the lives we partook in on this filthy byler earth…long live
There’s so much to unpack within this post
Ableism isn't cute babes 😘 your repressed white boys with Catholic guilt could never lmao
Your homophobia isn’t cute maybe take your purity culture out of the byler tag 🥰
must it be always el and dustin freaky while will and mike regale in their fleeting brushes of hand? no, for are we not all sinners in the eyes of the lord? why must we wallow in the depths of two repressed white boys daring to make eye contact while the elevated status of the bard and the mage makes them the prime material for romantic ascension? it must not be for the culture that emphasizes the purity of men, but rather the heart that demands the underlying darkness of sex, filth, and degeneracy that satiates our deepest and darkest desires.
the simplest answer, in no ordinary terms, is that my personal desires lie in the ascension of the bard and the mage into sexual degeneracy and, thusforth, spiritual and physical freedom from the shackles of societal expectation. I don’t gaf enough about byler to want that.
I hope you see in your heart, an angel, a path to truth.
dustin and el are cavorting on the shores of the beach of life indulging in the most rustic of delight, love, sex, and harmony
mike is face down in a ditch in colorado
I think that el and Dustin should have sex on the floor of Tartarus
el and getting a lil hot n heavy until they start ascending into the ninth circle of heaven as a form of foreplay 😍