Don't Forget To Tip Your Waiters

I'm 20% potato, 80% literal piece of shit

[freakingfitzgerald]

I can't believe Bon Iver and Taylor Swift did a song together. That's like my baby and your baby made a baby

My baby is too good for your baby

[freakingfitzgerald]

The moment the two of us having a "normal" conversation will be so confusing to me.

Me? A normal conversation? I’m not even programmed for it!

[midd-mod]

You’re programmed to answer me uwu

[freakingfitzgerald]

😧

[freakingfitzgerald]

The moment the two of us having a "normal" conversation will be so confusing to me.

Me? A normal conversation? I’m not even programmed for it!

[halcyon1796]

quick doodle

[as-warm-as-choco]

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011) || CONCEPT ART

The beauty/backgrounds of this universe is so inspiring…  Scans from “Hyrule Historia” (25 years anniversary book) !

[nuokis]

what big teeth you have

[unoobang-deactivated20210222]

Let’s dance ♪

[freakingfitzgerald]

Comes

You spelled it wrong

[midd-mod]

Y'all Freabea is dead. You can all stop now waiting for his date.

[freakingfitzgerald]

He’s on a date with the dirt now.

You can attend his funeral if you APOLOGIZE TO ME

[midd-mod]

I wanted to tell you face to face that your apology is lame and I will never accept it u_u now try again, I feed on the attention

Face to face huh?

You're jealous because Frea and I were so close.

[freakingfitzgerald]

You want him so bad, here, take him!

[freakingfitzgerald]

I'm on your personal likey likey chart. And I'll never go away :))) YOU STUCK WITH ME FOR ETERNITY MUAHAHAHAH

Your slice of the pie is getting slimmer...

[freakingfitzgerald]

I know i disgust you on all possible levels but oh boy do I enjoy that uwu 💓

I don’t know if I’m offended or in love

[midd-mod]

Awwww 50% of you likes me!

[freakingfitzgerald]

Maybe less than 50

I made you a pie chart

[midd-mod]

Where is Taylor Swift in this? I'm disappointed

[freakingfitzgerald]

*Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do” plays*

[freakingfitzgerald]

I know i disgust you on all possible levels but oh boy do I enjoy that uwu 💓

I don’t know if I’m offended or in love

[midd-mod]

Awwww 50% of you likes me!

[freakingfitzgerald]

Maybe less than 50

I made you a pie chart

[hyperspacial]

[heatandapathy]

Nobody:

Barns in the midwest:

[freakingfitzgerald]

I know i disgust you on all possible levels but oh boy do I enjoy that uwu 💓

I don’t know if I’m offended or in love

[freakingfitzgerald]

Im here to leave a fart. Take good care of it.

[freakingfitzgerald]

You pervert