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Wait, Dr. Brio! Don’t peel the taro roots yet! We need to boil them first! :)

~WELCOME TO COOKING TAWNA!~

Boil the taro roots!

#🦇SHIT REPLY BUT IM STRUGGLING #🏍

>boil deez nuts lol jk

>but uh yea boil these bitches

>maybe try to be good as ma- taw- me. if not its cool

turns out being a game mascot is bad on the back

#🏍

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

HEAVILY resisting the urge to chime in with “for some bitches”. whatever god is out there has him in a chokehold to keep his mouth shut.

Said It…. 👀

side eyes @travel-memena before cupping his hands and shouting:

for some bitches AHAHAHAAA!!!

AHAHAH!!!!

what are you two talking about. I’m sniffing for some fucking tubers

N-not a bad idea… we, ah, we are in t-t-t-taro country, aftah all…

…say… ah… how— ah… err… h-how’s yer luck been? Eheh… th-that schnoz a’ yers’s probably a lot bettah than my… ah…. eyes.

…a-as in I can’t… ah… smell ‘em. A-at all. Just— just gotta look fer ‘em. Ahuh…

join me. dig with me man

Ooh! You guys are trying to find taro? That’s great!

Just a warning, you shouldn’t eat them raw, they can be poisonous when not properly cooked.

I suggest you take the leaves and use them to flavor a nice meal! :)

*mouth visibly full* what. what was that

D’aaaah, she’s r-Rr-ROBUST! What don’t kill her’ll just make her more– heehee!– more d-d-d-DEADLY! HEEHEEHEEEEEE!

–but, ah– T– Tawna– I, ah– I-I was thinking we could, ah, maybe… y’know… make, ah, p-poi… or somethin’… i-i-if ya want to, that is. ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ, ᵃʰ, ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵐ⁻ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ‘ᵉᵐ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃʳ. ᵀʰ⁻ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵇᵃˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ.

*hides poison sac* hahaha yea it does i guess lol.

also what is poi.

also you’re supposed to cook tubers…?

Ooh! I love poi! My mom used to make it for me all the time!

It’s basically this paste made from grounded up taro, bananas, pineapples, and coconut cream! I know it doesn’t look too appetizing at first, but trust me it’s sooo good!

…Wow. Ah… that– that sounds a… a-a lot bettah than how I was gonna do it. Heh heh… ah… sssSsSSsSsounds like a whole lot more, ah, foragin’ to do too, though… but– b-but yes, ah, Tawna– generally you, ah, you do SOMETHIN’ with ‘em first.

…you… ah… wanna try, ah, L-Lani-Loli’s recipe…? Or just– err– I-I mean there’s plenty a’ things we can do with ‘em– i-i-it’s up to you. Hell, you could even just p-pack ‘em all up and, and, and head home and do whatevah ya want with ‘em–

–but…

[UNCLE BRIO’s stomach gurgles audibly. Visibly, even.]

>Press any button to begin!

Alright, let’s get started!

(He phased all the necessary ingredients into reality)

…Nononono, hold on. Hold on. Q-question. How– how are you doing that. Are you, ah, are you d-displacin’ them from somewhere else? Or… or are ya just… v-violatin’ the laws a’ conservation a’ mattah and just c-C-c-CREATING them? Or– or– or WHAT???

hmmm…I’m not too sure about that. I did have some spare ingredients back in my temple

But then again…I wasn’t thinking about that when I was summoning these ones…sooo, yeah! I guess I did create them! :)

…are… are there, ah… limits? –T-to this, ah, process?

–We– w-we can, ah– we can get started while we… ah… d-discuss this… T-Tawna, you wanna– you wanna maybe, ah, start openin’ the c-c-coconuts or somethin’? It’ll, ah– y-you’ll probably have a much easiah time with that than I would, heh heh…

[UNCLE BRIO takes out his Swiss army knife, grabs a taro tuber, and begins peeling it absentmindedly, his eyes still focused on LANI-LOLI.]

>can someone please fucking press something im not sure how much longer I can stand like this

Ah! O-Okay!

(He presses the A Button)

#THANK GAWD

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

HEAVILY resisting the urge to chime in with “for some bitches”. whatever god is out there has him in a chokehold to keep his mouth shut.

Said It…. 👀

side eyes @travel-memena before cupping his hands and shouting:

for some bitches AHAHAHAAA!!!

AHAHAH!!!!

what are you two talking about. I’m sniffing for some fucking tubers

N-not a bad idea… we, ah, we are in t-t-t-taro country, aftah all…

…say… ah… how— ah… err… h-how’s yer luck been? Eheh… th-that schnoz a’ yers’s probably a lot bettah than my… ah…. eyes.

…a-as in I can’t… ah… smell ‘em. A-at all. Just— just gotta look fer ‘em. Ahuh…

join me. dig with me man

Ooh! You guys are trying to find taro? That’s great!

Just a warning, you shouldn’t eat them raw, they can be poisonous when not properly cooked.

I suggest you take the leaves and use them to flavor a nice meal! :)

*mouth visibly full* what. what was that

D’aaaah, she’s r-Rr-ROBUST! What don’t kill her’ll just make her more– heehee!– more d-d-d-DEADLY! HEEHEEHEEEEEE!

–but, ah– T– Tawna– I, ah– I-I was thinking we could, ah, maybe… y’know… make, ah, p-poi… or somethin’… i-i-if ya want to, that is. ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ, ᵃʰ, ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵐ⁻ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ‘ᵉᵐ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃʳ. ᵀʰ⁻ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵇᵃˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ.

*hides poison sac* hahaha yea it does i guess lol.

also what is poi.

also you’re supposed to cook tubers…?

Ooh! I love poi! My mom used to make it for me all the time!

It’s basically this paste made from grounded up taro, bananas, pineapples, and coconut cream! I know it doesn’t look too appetizing at first, but trust me it’s sooo good!

…Wow. Ah… that– that sounds a… a-a lot bettah than how I was gonna do it. Heh heh… ah… sssSsSSsSsounds like a whole lot more, ah, foragin’ to do too, though… but– b-but yes, ah, Tawna– generally you, ah, you do SOMETHIN’ with ‘em first.

…you… ah… wanna try, ah, L-Lani-Loli’s recipe…? Or just– err– I-I mean there’s plenty a’ things we can do with ‘em– i-i-it’s up to you. Hell, you could even just p-pack ‘em all up and, and, and head home and do whatevah ya want with ‘em–

–but…

[UNCLE BRIO’s stomach gurgles audibly. Visibly, even.]

>Press any button to begin!

Alright, let’s get started!

(He phased all the necessary ingredients into reality)

…Nononono, hold on. Hold on. Q-question. How– how are you doing that. Are you, ah, are you d-displacin’ them from somewhere else? Or… or are ya just… v-violatin’ the laws a’ conservation a’ mattah and just c-C-c-CREATING them? Or– or– or WHAT???

hmmm…I’m not too sure about that. I did have some spare ingredients back in my temple

But then again…I wasn’t thinking about that when I was summoning these ones…sooo, yeah! I guess I did create them! :)

…are… are there, ah… limits? –T-to this, ah, process?

–We– w-we can, ah– we can get started while we… ah… d-discuss this… T-Tawna, you wanna– you wanna maybe, ah, start openin’ the c-c-coconuts or somethin’? It’ll, ah– y-you’ll probably have a much easiah time with that than I would, heh heh…

[UNCLE BRIO takes out his Swiss army knife, grabs a taro tuber, and begins peeling it absentmindedly, his eyes still focused on LANI-LOLI.]

>can someone please fucking press something im not sure how much longer I can stand like this

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

HEAVILY resisting the urge to chime in with "for some bitches". whatever god is out there has him in a chokehold to keep his mouth shut.

Said It.... 👀

side eyes @travel-memena before cupping his hands and shouting:

for some bitches AHAHAHAAA!!!

AHAHAH!!!!

what are you two talking about. I'm sniffing for some fucking tubers

N-not a bad idea... we, ah, we are in t-t-t-taro country, aftah all...

...say... ah... how— ah... err... h-how’s yer luck been? Eheh... th-that schnoz a’ yers’s probably a lot bettah than my... ah.... eyes.

...a-as in I can’t... ah... smell ‘em. A-at all. Just— just gotta look fer ‘em. Ahuh...

join me. dig with me man

Ooh! You guys are trying to find taro? That’s great!

Just a warning, you shouldn’t eat them raw, they can be poisonous when not properly cooked.

I suggest you take the leaves and use them to flavor a nice meal! :)

*mouth visibly full* what. what was that

D’aaaah, she’s r-Rr-ROBUST! What don’t kill her’ll just make her more-- heehee!-- more d-d-d-DEADLY! HEEHEEHEEEEEE!

--but, ah-- T-- Tawna-- I, ah-- I-I was thinking we could, ah, maybe... y’know... make, ah, p-poi... or somethin’... i-i-if ya want to, that is. ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ, ᵃʰ, ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵐ⁻ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ 'ᵉᵐ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃʳ. ᵀʰ⁻ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵇᵃˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ.

*hides poison sac* hahaha yea it does i guess lol.

also what is poi.

also you're supposed to cook tubers...?

Ooh! I love poi! My mom used to make it for me all the time!

It’s basically this paste made from grounded up taro, bananas, pineapples, and coconut cream! I know it doesn’t look too appetizing at first, but trust me it’s sooo good!

...Wow. Ah... that-- that sounds a... a-a lot bettah than how I was gonna do it. Heh heh... ah... sssSsSSsSsounds like a whole lot more, ah, foragin’ to do too, though... but-- b-but yes, ah, Tawna-- generally you, ah, you do SOMETHIN’ with ‘em first.

...you... ah... wanna try, ah, L-Lani-Loli’s recipe...? Or just-- err-- I-I mean there’s plenty a’ things we can do with ‘em-- i-i-it’s up to you. Hell, you could even just p-pack ‘em all up and, and, and head home and do whatevah ya want with ‘em--

--but...

[UNCLE BRIO’s stomach gurgles audibly. Visibly, even.]

#🦇oh yea. its an INTERACTIVE baby

>Press any button to begin!

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

HEAVILY resisting the urge to chime in with "for some bitches". whatever god is out there has him in a chokehold to keep his mouth shut.

Said It.... 👀

side eyes @travel-memena before cupping his hands and shouting:

for some bitches AHAHAHAAA!!!

AHAHAH!!!!

what are you two talking about. I'm sniffing for some fucking tubers

N-not a bad idea... we, ah, we are in t-t-t-taro country, aftah all...

...say... ah... how— ah... err... h-how’s yer luck been? Eheh... th-that schnoz a’ yers’s probably a lot bettah than my... ah.... eyes.

...a-as in I can’t... ah... smell ‘em. A-at all. Just— just gotta look fer ‘em. Ahuh...

join me. dig with me man

Ooh! You guys are trying to find taro? That’s great!

Just a warning, you shouldn’t eat them raw, they can be poisonous when not properly cooked.

I suggest you take the leaves and use them to flavor a nice meal! :)

*mouth visibly full* what. what was that

D’aaaah, she’s r-Rr-ROBUST! What don’t kill her’ll just make her more-- heehee!-- more d-d-d-DEADLY! HEEHEEHEEEEEE!

--but, ah-- T-- Tawna-- I, ah-- I-I was thinking we could, ah, maybe... y’know... make, ah, p-poi... or somethin’... i-i-if ya want to, that is. ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ, ᵃʰ, ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵐ⁻ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ 'ᵉᵐ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃʳ. ᵀʰ⁻ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵇᵃˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ.

*hides poison sac* hahaha yea it does i guess lol.

also what is poi.

also you're supposed to cook tubers...?

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

HEAVILY resisting the urge to chime in with "for some bitches". whatever god is out there has him in a chokehold to keep his mouth shut.

Said It.... 👀

side eyes @travel-memena before cupping his hands and shouting:

for some bitches AHAHAHAAA!!!

AHAHAH!!!!

what are you two talking about. I'm sniffing for some fucking tubers

N-not a bad idea... we, ah, we are in t-t-t-taro country, aftah all...

...say... ah... how— ah... err... h-how’s yer luck been? Eheh... th-that schnoz a’ yers’s probably a lot bettah than my... ah.... eyes.

...a-as in I can’t... ah... smell ‘em. A-at all. Just— just gotta look fer ‘em. Ahuh...

join me. dig with me man

Ooh! You guys are trying to find taro? That’s great!

Just a warning, you shouldn’t eat them raw, they can be poisonous when not properly cooked.

I suggest you take the leaves and use them to flavor a nice meal! :)

*mouth visibly full* what. what was that

Running low on funds. Trying really hard to push interestingly shaped rocks as a new form of currency. The lady at the Burger King drive through was not having it. Her loss.

sir I'm not gonna ask again you need to fucking leave

oh good god he's still in the drive through dude you gotta MOV💥💥💥

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sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

HEAVILY resisting the urge to chime in with "for some bitches". whatever god is out there has him in a chokehold to keep his mouth shut.

Said It.... 👀

side eyes @travel-memena before cupping his hands and shouting:

for some bitches AHAHAHAAA!!!

AHAHAH!!!!

what are you two talking about. I'm sniffing for some fucking tubers

N-not a bad idea... we, ah, we are in t-t-t-taro country, aftah all...

...say... ah... how— ah... err... h-how’s yer luck been? Eheh... th-that schnoz a’ yers’s probably a lot bettah than my... ah.... eyes.

...a-as in I can’t... ah... smell ‘em. A-at all. Just— just gotta look fer ‘em. Ahuh...

join me. dig with me man

Running low on funds. Trying really hard to push interestingly shaped rocks as a new form of currency. The lady at the Burger King drive through was not having it. Her loss.

sir I'm not gonna ask again you need to fucking leave

oh good god he's still in the drive through dude you gotta MOV💥💥💥

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

HEAVILY resisting the urge to chime in with "for some bitches". whatever god is out there has him in a chokehold to keep his mouth shut.

Said It.... 👀

side eyes @travel-memena before cupping his hands and shouting:

for some bitches AHAHAHAAA!!!

AHAHAH!!!!

what are you two talking about. I'm sniffing for some fucking tubers

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

…for what?

tubers man

sniffs

…why are you sniffing…?

searching

Running low on funds. Trying really hard to push interestingly shaped rocks as a new form of currency. The lady at the Burger King drive through was not having it. Her loss.