freaky dandy's world headcanons. yeah.

read the title.

[freakydwheadcanons]

Welcome!

This is a blog for...exactly what it sounds like! I made this because I was bored, so I'm not taking it too seriously LOL I'll try my best to give feedback on whatever you guys toss at me, but if I can't think of anything/am too tired to do so, I'll mark it with a ✦ and send it off. Anyways! Here are the rules! Follow 'em, or I'll toss ya in the Ichor. 1: Don't kinkshame. Don't be a jerk about other people's headcanons. 2: No flirting with the mod! Be freaky about the Toons all you want, but keep it away from me, yeah? 3: Keep it on-topic. This is a Dandy's World blog, so send Dandy's World headcanons. 4: Follow the blacklist. I may be a freak, but even I have my limits and boundaries. 5: If I don't answer an ask, don't re-send it unless I ask you to. I'll probably get to it...eventually... 6: Please, put trigger warnings at the top of asks involving possibly triggering subjects (non-con, self-harm, stalking, etc).

BLACKLIST:

Anything involving minor or animal characters. No, Flutter and Flyte do not count, I'm talking about the dogs.

^ Aging up minor characters is also not allowed.

Incest stuff. Just...no.

Scat stuff. No real reason, I just don’t like it.

WHITELIST:

- Pretty much anything not on the blacklist. Go wild.

hi! hello! i'm Mod Nightfall, and i made this blog for shits n giggles :D i use they/them and it/its, if you refer to me with he/him or she/her i am legally both allowed and obligated to maul your ass. bye bye!!

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I need Brusha to make me piss myself

ok

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how can we volunteer as mod? OwO

I'm interested but I don't want my main blog known here though I could make an alt. also I've never done this before

uhhh. yeah you’d probably need to make an alt

from there i could give said alt access to the blog n stuff 👍

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ok i. really need mroe mods for this blog i think </3

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I like to think when dandy is twisted he believes he’s back in the show (hence the smile). Which makes tw!dandy sex really funny. in his view his friend is having a problem and he’s doing his best to solve it (even if it makes his head feel kinda funny, because they’d never run that on television, but he can’t process it in the moment) while in like everyone else’s view it’s giant fuckass flower mounts me and fucks me through my heat

~toykit

ok wait thats genius. fuckkkk that makes me horny. fuck toykit have i ever told you i love you because i do

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Time of the month for me and i’m really craving golden!sprout and bassie content, so him and the golden version fucking around while stroking each other’s egos, ouhh, i need golden sprout bad </3 just pounding into her while she moans to her hearts content and he drinks it all up while complimenting her, and through her moans she attemps complimenting him back, but she’s just too into it to talk

ouhhhh.. i think golden sprout is kinda ugly ngl </3 but bassie.. bassie my beloved...... !! yeah ok i like this. send post

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astro has narcolepsy. astro getting fucked when he's asleep. astro giving others wet dreams when theyre asleep

Y ES. ok but what if? we combine them. astro getting fucked when he’s asleep and that makes the other sleeping toons have the most INSANELY VIVID wet dreams

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ik lore wise toons likely dont have genitals. but can we imagine a universe, in which maybe, delilah is a freak

we can….

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https://www.tumblr.com/freakydwheadcanons/814377777584357376/astro-using-his-four-hands-to-give-a-handjob-to?source=share can he get fucked by a fifth?

hell yeah

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astro using his four hands to give a handjob to four people at once

can he suck off a fifth at the same time

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its weird seeing my own ask being linked at. im sorry, i didnt mean any harm :[

just to clarify, are we meant to tag our asks triggers from now on?

i'd prefer if you did, yeah. we all make mistakes, and we can always learn from them!

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howdy, I just wanna check in and kindly ask if it's okay for you to make proper tags for triggers? CW: mention of rape https://www.tumblr.com/freakydwheadcanons/812649429969567744/i-need-to-rape-dandy-for-those-shop-prices-lowkey?source=share

I was scrolling down and saw someone wanting to rape dandy and it caught me off guard especially since in your pinned post you had mentioned for everyone to make sure there's a trigger warning in their ask.

I know this may be unintentional but to me this feels mildly reckless and also insensitive and careless to post it despite this not having a warning.

I'm saying this lightheartedly though! please don't think you're fully responsible, it's just that it triggered me is all and all I am asking is for you to try and add tags so people can filter out in the future!

thank you for reading and considering my ask if you have :)

FUCK

will do! I am. so sorry about this. i’ll do my best to make sure everything is properly tagged going forwards ^^

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cocoa is a feeder

✦

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i like to think shelly has a one sided crush on shanon and her departure was part of the reason she broke

✦

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do you think dyle laid the eggs dandy forced him to paint (in his new sticker he is so seductive and I can't stop thinking about him laying them)

yes

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the circus troupe are in a polyamorous relationship and blot is looey and yattas dom

YES. YES ANON YOU! YOU GET IT!!!

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Yatta is freaky as fuck and into bondage send tweet

hell yeah