[frecht]

making a proper pinned post for once:

celeste ✷ she/they ✷ art blog

i love being friends on non-tumblr sites!!! mutuals feel welcome to befriend me anywhere else!! ↓

spotify ✷ neocities ✷ goodreads ✷ storygraph ✷ letterboxd ✷ last.fm

header is a photo i took of the willard hotel in dc (one of my favorite buildings and ONE DAY i will get inside to have their $25 cocktails. maybe even soon!) ✷ profile photo is a detail from the elf-hill by harry clarke ✷ sea monster below is by me ✷ all organizational tags below

[two-40-foot-slabs]

[charl0ttan]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[dragon-in-a-fez]

update: they are settling the bet by googling whether or not it's possible for a person to deliberately break their own arm. narratively this is a letdown but I suppose in other ways it's for the best

[guineapigposting]

can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[frecht]

just went to a book event and the romanian ambassador was there I <3 dc. anyone can be anywhere at any time

[theblogginggoth]

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[nadiacreek]

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

[elodieunderglass]

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[carbonateds-oda]

i don’t think some people truly understand just how serious this mustache business was in 2014

[carbonateds-oda]

just WHY

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[filmphotofranz]

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[apas-95]

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

[despazito]

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[gay--dog]

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything