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dude, where's my respect?? // he/him (a frederick collins, of redacted audio fame, rp sideblog. run by another-damn-shifter; follows from wonderguards)

[fred-collins]

frederick has joined the party

(fuck it, we ball. i've joined in on the rp accounts)

(owned and operated by @another-damn-shifter)

(no nsft is all i ask, thanks 👍)

[fred-collins]

Where was your first kiss?

my childhood best friend's bedroom

that was when i was 13

[fred-collins]

How do you feel about Summer Holidays?

i've honestly always hated summer. turning just made it worse. i will, however, admit gravity falls popped off with summerween and icarly did the same with halfoween

[fred-collins]

does sam ever give you dad lectures

bright was more on the receiving end of those than me, but i definitely got a couple early on

[https-collins]

Where’s the Mother’s Day messages from Fred??

Hah, hah. @fred-collins .

[fred-collins]

sorry sam

happy belated mother's day 💐

[fred-collins]

What's your favourite insect?

the colorado soldier beetle

[fred-collins]

give you from 5+ years ago some advice

don't bring up wonderworld. just don't.

[fred-collins]

You know every word to Super Bass dont you?

whatever bright told you, they're a liar

[therealbr1gh7ey3s]

Nu uh

[fred-collins]

yeah huh

[therealbr1gh7ey3s]

Not true, you can't prove it!

[fred-collins]

it is absolutely true, and you know it

[fred-collins]

You know every word to Super Bass dont you?

whatever bright told you, they're a liar

[therealbr1gh7ey3s]

Nu uh

[fred-collins]

yeah huh

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

I was 1nformed that Apri1 first is “April Fools Day”, where hum4ns pull pranks and li3 to each other as a j0ke all day.

To particip4te, I have came up with my 0wn lie.

I am 100% not N0T a human! ~ (˵•̀ᴗ - ˵ )

How fun !

[fred-collins]

Omg Frederick I’m such a big fan

Are you a gamer

[fred-collins]

Where do you think you would be today if you hadn't been attacked by Quinn Fox?

uh.. probably actually putting my engineering degree to use

[fred-collins]

You know every word to Super Bass dont you?

whatever bright told you, they're a liar

[fred-collins]

How flexible are you?

why am i always asked the weirdest questions?

you know what? i'm gonna answer this seriously.

here's some fred lore for you: before i decided to major in engineering in college (then proceed to never properly use my degree and later end up getting turned), i used to be in gymnastics. men's artistic (which is what i did) focuses on different stuff from women's, but i'd say i'm more flexible than most guys from the years i actively did it

[fred-collins]

now that i've been reminded my birthday's coming up, i need to play a game of "will i properly celebrate this year, or just treat it like another day (again)?"

i didn't really do anything the last two years so i feel like i should probably try to plan something this year

[live-taser]

If you need a lil’ help with decor or party planning PLEASE hmu 🙏🏽 or just slide me an invite…living it up is my specialty ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[fred-collins]

if i commit to doing something you'll definitely be invited, don't worry

[fred-collins]

now that i've been reminded my birthday's coming up, i need to play a game of "will i properly celebrate this year, or just treat it like another day (again)?"

i didn't really do anything the last two years so i feel like i should probably try to plan something this year

[fred-collins]

Hey, Freddie.

Sent you your normal birthday basket. Keep an eye out for it!

thanks, sam. i'll be sure to! it's always appreciated :)