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𓆑 fred the eternal snail from the book vampire science𓆑

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the Real question is when do i get my own spin off series

[fred-theeternalsnail]

so… fred spin off is back on?

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the Real question is when do i get my own spin off series

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when will there be fred edits, fred fan fictions, fred works of art

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why haven't they put me in the louvre

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i crave blood

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when will there be fred edits, fred fan fictions, fred works of art

[thirteenthdoctorofficial]

Am i still invited to your Gay and Stupid maze tomorrow

[fred-theeternalsnail]

yes. enter the fred maze.

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i could be like. the minotaur

[thewomancallednova]

Like inside the labyrinth or just generally?

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enter my maze. i will bite.

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i could be like. the minotaur

[dr-grace-holloway]

I don’t like the look of the snails around here…

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hello grace.

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they wrote a book about me??

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nevermind. i'm barely in it.

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they wrote a book about me??

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no one tell joanna but i’m making a vampire snail army

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i crave blood

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keep that toothpick far away from me.

[intergalacticmanofmystery]

can someone squash me to a pulp

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yes.

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valentine’s day is associated with red. for blood.

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fred world domination