The Woman Called Nova

*actually not called Nova (she/her)

[thewomancallednova]

Local woman reads 2000s comic thats so sexist she goes back to englehart avengers as a pallet cleanser

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[thewomancallednova]

und ehrlich, für ne partei die nach jedem once-in-a-lifetime umweltdesaster den grünen sagt, dass man das jetzt auf gar keinen fall für böse klimapolitik instrumentalisieren dürfte, finden sich ganz plötzlich sehr viele allies in den reihen von friederich "Solange sich das im Rahmen der Gesetze bewegt und solange es nicht Kinder betrifft" merz's partei. wenn man dafür ausländerfeindlich sein darf, dann kann man ja sogar mal die homophobie hintanstellen

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[misophonie]

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

[walkingclericaldisaster]

There could be more for us if you give me the chance

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[hbmmaster]

AITA for asking my husband to stop posting our interpersonal conflicts on Reddit?

My (29F) husband (36M) and I have been together for almost ten years now and like any couple we occasionally get into arguments. Over the years I've noticed a pattern where the day after an argument he'd either give me an eloquently-phrased apology or, more often, a perfectly logically sound counterargument that completely proves that I was in the wrong. My hubby is an intellectual hunk so I've never thought this was suspicious, but the other day he brought up a counterargument that was so logically airtight that my only response was to laugh and say "Did you get that from Reddit or something?", because even though I don't use Reddit I know the reputation it has for being a center for wit and intellectual debate.

Well, turns out I was right. Every time we've ever gotten into a fight, he's always posted about what happened on r/AmItheAsshole and used the comments he gets to decide what to say the following day. When he told me this, I demanded to see some of these posts and he obliged.

To my surprise, not only has he been posting our arguments on this subreddit, he's been posting them from my perspective, writing them as though I'm the one posting these stories on Reddit from over a hundred different throwaway accounts. He'd always "anonymize" the posts too, apparently changing our relationship, genders, and ages with a random number generator, which is honestly really clever because it preserves our privacy without changing any important details for the purpose of deciding who was right in the argument.

Anyway, I really didn't like that he was basically impersonating me on the internet, but of course I didn't want to admit this to him so I made something up about him "misrepresenting" my side of the argument, even though I know he's a perfectly rational man and that it's impossible for him to be biased when describing things from my perspective. So I told him that he needs to stop putting our interpersonal conflicts on Reddit and "think for himself" (and of course I know that he really is thinking for himself but sometimes my womanly emotions cause me to say things I don't really mean. Fortunately he's always able to see through that and understand exactly what I meant to say every time.) but he refused, saying he doesn't think he did anything wrong. And then like always he got really quiet for the rest of the night and we haven't really talked since.

So, Reddit, am I the asshole?

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[brw]

Sickening trend in comics is having women adopt teenagers and having that become their whole personality but it escapes the criticism of reducing women to children because they're not pregnant I guess. Anyway can we get Rogue out of there or is it hopeless.

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]

[garaks-padded-cell]

could you show us the most orange photo of ziggy you have?

This one is quite orange

[spacealiencafe]

lesbian flag colorpicked from your dog

[dajo42]

5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right

[dajo42]

[shinyhappygoth]

Shortcuts to determine if an integer is divisible by:

This is a given.

If the last digit is divisible by 2 (a.k.a. even), then so is the whole number.

If the sum of the digits is divisible by 3, then so is the whole number. The recursivity of this means that if the sum has multiple digits, you can add them up again until you get a single digit and see if it's 3, 6, or 9.

Like the rule for 2, but check if the last two digits are divisible by 4.

If it ends in 5 or 0.

If the rules for both 2 and 3 apply.

No shortcut. Alas.

Like the rules for 2 and 4, but check if the last three digits are divisible by 8. (Yes, this pattern keeps going for 16, 32, etc.)

Like the rule for 3, but the sum of the digits (or the sum of the sum of the digits, etc.) must be 9.

If it ends in 0.

[zykamiliah]

#THIS POST IS WRONG 7 DOES HAVE A RULE FOR HOW TO TELL IF THE NUMBER IS DIVISIBLE#it's just. not a short cut#you're better off dividing it and seeing if you get a whole number than doing the method

but what IS the rule @anqelbean ???

[anqelbean]

Okay, so, basically, you remove the least important digit of the number (which is the first digit from the right), you double it, and then subtract it from the remaining number. If the number you get is still large, you do it again.

For example, 294

29 4

4×2=8

29-8=21

21 is divisible by 7

Second example, 1946

194 6

6×2=12

194-12=182

182 is still large, so let do it again

18 2

2×2=4

18-4=14

14 is divisible by 7

[thewomancallednova]

possibly the funniest form of gender euphoria is when they put a mirror in like a store at a weird angle and you walk past it, briefly see your reflection and go "fuck I need to dodge that hot, well-dressed woman who suddenly appeared at like a 45° degree angle to me"

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[dear-ao3]

[roseimtryingtoresonateconcrete25]

Nine: I’m a cowardly abomination pretending to be Gallifreyan. I grasp onto humanity for the sake of comfort whilst burying myself in shame of my survival.

Rose and Jack in the next room;