“the problem with tinder is that it’s too easy to get banned. you’re telling me that i got kicked off for asking one guy his ssn? there’s no way they’ve never had that happen before. grindr, at least, has the courtesy to give you a warning first. thrinder’s fine but it’s buggy and too easy to crash - i know, i’ve done it three times already. hinge & bumble are both fine but where’s the fun in that? besides, i mostly use bumble for bumblebff - i’m sorry, wait what were you saying before?”
“Oh uh, I asked if you’d seen a cellphone…um pink with a red beaded chain hanging from the side? …Because I’m looking for it for someone?” Fred muttered, as he tried to mentally walk back to where they’d even gotten to this point in the conversation just from his simple question. “But all that other stuff is pretty cool, I guess? I mean you used a lot of words I’ve never heard of before, like…thrinder? And bumblebff? But good for you, bud!
