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covid sucks man i miss when you'd be at a gallery or museum and someone who knows shit would randomly talk to you for ages about the exhibit

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me, head empty, standing in the museum looking at a painting: huh freakie lookin

lady about to give me her whole art history education for free:

exitmybody

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

Jason Martin | Caligula, oil on panel, 2002

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Jean-Michel Basquiat (American, 1960 – 1988)

Riding with Death, 1988

Oil on canvas

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A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

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What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

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bitchwhoyoukiddin

I feel this is an appropriate post to retell the time my dad got free bees (found an extra thrown swarm) but didn’t have any equipment to transport them, so he just grabbed the queen in a pint jar, let the other swarm into his Ford Escort, and drove down the highway to home with a swarm of bees loose in the car.

I would honestly die of delight to find someone who watched my dad (~72 white guy) driving down a major Illinois highway with a swarm of bees loose in the car just chillin.

I’m sorry, he’s just like that.